Trauma

" nance,probie.

- what's shakin',tyler? - another day,another shift.

sure enough.what?

- seriously, you didn't notice that? - notice what?

tyler just walked through covered in blood.looks like he's coming back from a slaughterhouse or something.

no,i didn't notice anything.

you people are weird.

you think us people are pretty messed up,huh?

no,i didn't mean it like that.i'm just saying, guy walks by covered in blood, and you don't even notice it-

this is your expert opinion based on your observations?

so if us people are so different from you, then tell me this,

who is it standing here in front of me in a uniform about to drive the rig?

hey,danny!danny!

what?

- switch with me. - nah.

i'm not dumb enough for that job.

danny!

what?

- do you hear anything?**** - no!

glenn,you get this guy.

he hit pretty hard.back up guys,huh?

is he conscious?

yeah.okay,sir,can you tell me where it hurts?

- everywhere. - where does it hurt most?

back.legs!

nance!

- *** - i got you.i got-nance!

i'll be there!okay.

okay,sir, you've broken your legs.you fractured your back.i'm gonna give you something for the pain.

- can you wiggle your toes? - nancy!

okay,guys!i need you to board him, load him.he's fractured his back, he's broken his legs.

- i need you to give him some morphine. - okay,we got him.

his arm's off.his arm's off.

yeah,i noticed.

oh,i know,i know,i know.

okay,this is a load and go,glenn.

i'm gonna need some more gauze.

glenn,i need gauze.

glenn?

oh,glenn.

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and you're okay to drive, or do i have to hit you with the smelling salts again?

i'm good.

hey,can you not tell anyone about this?

sure.promise.

but,you know,glenn, it's not about whether the job gets to you.

it's about how you deal with it when it does.

having fun?

yeah.

winner picks dinner.you ready?

i'm rabbit.what's your name?

jessica.

i think my ankle is broken.

i think you're right.

all right,darlin', i'm taking you home.

i can't believe i have to be airlifted off a mountain.

you must think i'm such an idiot.

on the list of stupid things we see, you ain't even in the top 100.excuse me.

thanks for coming to get me.

that's what i do.

what,did you fly there on a magic carpet?

how about a little love for the pilot?

don't be needy.

so i bet you've seen a lot.

oh,yeah.and some.

you're doing the clint eastwood squint off into the distance, aren't you?

so what's the most intense thing you ever did?

uh,it's hard to say.

well,pick one.

um,a minivan in the cal salmon river, upside down, wedged against a boulder,

about a hundred feet from a class five rapid.

i'm inside on a line, trying to cut junior out of his car seat, and the van decides to go rafting.

oh,my god.what happened?

you know,i grab junior under one arm, superman out the side window just as the van hits the white water.

rocks tore it to pieces.

that's incredible.

you all right?

hey,how we doing?

there's only up and down, both are bad.

okay,i don't-i don't like this.

it's okay.you'll be fine.just look into my eyes.

not gonna let anything bad happen to you.all right?

doin' good.

okay.

you're gonna be-oh!

how we doing?

i-i'm okay.

sexy.

hey,rabbit.

rabbit.

what's up,man?you feeling all right?

yeah,groovy.

hey,you got a transport to stanford. severed arm.

all right.

all right,the docs at stanford hospital are gonna put your arm back together.

cutting edge stuff.

did you have to put it that way?

sorry.

you know you're screwed when your paramedic faints.

what,glenn fainted?

drop it,rabbit.

wait a minute.you fainted?

- did something happen? - no,nothing happened.

why don't we just focus on fixing up phil's arm and stop gossiping?can you do that,rabbit?

okay,nancy.

so tell me what happened.who was it?

i don't know.

you,tell me.names,faces.

this is what my life has become.i'm a facebook whore.

i mean,i can't even help it.i'll friend anybody, even if i don't know them.

it's like a thing with me now.

well,you know, the first step is admitting that you have a problem.

- the first step--good, i'm off to the right- - check this out.

wha-ava,she put that in my lunch.

she put this-ma it's very impressive for a six year old.

i love the anger in the grape's eyes as he stabs the guy.

dude,that's me, giving a guy an i.v.

i don't think so.looks like a pissed-off grape.

dude,you should never have kids,man.

are you kidding?

i'll be like the cool dad.

they'll come to my house, like,the cool house.

- it's good,yeah.- - all right.

hey,c,check it out.they're turning it around.

i saw it five times already,dad.when are we gonna get on?

we're definitely on the next car.

hey,man, what are you doing?there's a line.

i was in line.i had to use the can.relax.

hey,you need to relax and get behind me.

all right,come on,man.

what?

- hey,call p.d. - you got it.

medic 78,show us on scene, hyde/beach turnaround.

fight in progress, send p.d.code 3.

sir,how you doing?i'm boone.what's your name?

- john. - john?

hey,caleb.hey,i'm tyler,man.can i show you something?check this out.

now,do you like teddy bears?

no tingling?

all right, let me take a look.

sir,do you know a piece of your tongue is missing?

i spit it out somewhere over there.

all right,all right.hold on.

hey,man.can you help me find this guy's tongue?

why--why--why do i have to find the tongue?

because e.m.t.s find the tongue.you're not a paramedic.

you gotta study harder,bro.

you went right to it, didn't you?

no hesitation, all right.

why do i always gotta find the tongue?can't ever be a fingertip or a piece of an ear.

'scuse me,people, looking for a tongue.why can't it be a kidney?

a kidney i could find.

anybody see a tongue?

just-hey,buddy.what's that?

found it!

you know,i was a smoke jumper up in oregon.grant's pass.that was intense.

you love that word,huh?

- which word? - intense.

okay,so i'm dragging this brush, and this baby raccoon, he waddles right up to me,

and he's all wobbly from dehydration, and i take out my canteen, and i let him drink right from it.

he-that story gets you laid a lot,huh?

yeah.sometimes.

yeah,'cause girls dig intensity, mixed with a little sensitivity...

toward raccoons.

come on.

let me take you out for a drink sometime after work.

i don't know anything about you.

you know what?you really remind me of this guy i met on a call.

he kept asking me out over and over.

did you go out with him?

no,he died.

he kept asking me out because he had a closed head injury.

yeah?

hey,aren't you gonna open your present?

your own personal barf bag.

welcome to the club,rabbit.

it's about time.

i launched my second week on the job over the doctors' parking lot at city.

amateur.try yakking into a bag while you're trying to pull a guy off a mountain in 20-knot crosswinds.

you having fun?

oh,come on,so you puked.big deal.

doesn't happen to me.

you know,a lot of the other kids in his class already have a cell phone.

- but i'm afraid we're gonna get him one, he's gonna lose it. - right.

and then again, i don't want him to be the only one in his class without one.

would you two like to be alone?

do you smell smoke?

don't try and change the subject.

- the wall's on fire. - what?

we gotta get out of here!come on!

oh,thank god,you're here!

i got a callus on my finger i could use a band-aid for!

you can get back to your xbox in no time,vic.

you want to do some real work?grab a hose.

why are you guys always trying to get me to touch your hose?

- hey,get a room,you two! - hey,ray!

hey,bob,what's up?

so anybody still inside?

uh,owner says no, but until they clear the smoke, we have no idea.

okay,so what do we have?