Trailer Park Boys

Come on in, boys.

Sorry, I just woke up.

So, what do you want to talk about?

Whatever--

Oh, man...

I got to go get Ray in here anyways.

Check that out.

That is a 350, 5.7L tuned port injection.

Can't get any better than that.

Guess what year this is?

Guess.

'90.

'87.

Pretty good shape, eh?

Yo,

are you ready?

I'll be there in ten minutes, alright?

Be waiting outside because I'm not coming in.

Got it?

Alright.

That was Ricky.

Ricky's my partner.

This is my 9mm.

Bought one for Ricky last year for his birthday.

Small, compact, easy loading, fast action.

Good little starter gun.

Go to 20 Smith. That's where I'm going to pick up Ricky.

Next message.

Hey, it's me. I am home.

You're gonna have to come get me.

You gotta get over here. We gotta do this one more job.

That's $600 and I need it for my fucking woman.

I saved your ass. Just a sec...

Lucy, I'm using the bathroom and I'm on the phone with a customer.

Just hurry up. I got to get in there.

Not a problem. I'll be out here in two seconds. Just get out.

Anyway, I'm talking to a customer.

Customer?

Steve, we work with.

It's not fucking Julian, Lucy!

Don't you fucking lie to me!

Lucy, fuck off!

Give me the phone!

- Give me the phone! - Fuck.

- How many times have I told you. - Look, I'm really sorry about this, Steve.

Can't believe your doing this to a customer.

Come pick me up in the morning.

- Lucy, give me the fucking phone. - Hello. Fuck you! Who you talking to?

It's fucking Julian, isn't it? - It's some Steve guy. A customer.

- What are you doing? Give me the fucking phone. - Is this Julian?

Come pick me up for fuck sakes. Please.

End of message.

- Hi Julian. - Where's your dad?

He's inside with my mom.

I don't think she likes you very much.

Yeah, well, she got problems.

Do you have a smoke?

I was talking to a Steve guy that I met from work.

He's a client.

Do you have a light?

I met him at work.

I thought you were trying to quit.

I am.

You know what that costs. That costs 50 cents per use.

What are you guys doing?

We're doing a documentary about your dad and Julian.

- I'm working and that's final. - Oh.

- ...Frankie or Freddie, it was... - Lucy,

I told you I talked to a guy named Steve.

I'm going to be gone three fucking hours working for him.

That's all I know. That's it.

So, it wasn't Julian?

Where's my fucking gun, Lucy?

- Holy fuck. I told you 15 times. - You all set?

I didn't talk to Julian.

So, you saying that Julian is not going to show up here out of the blue?

There's a fucking gun right here.

If Julian shows up, it's not fucking because of me.

What in the fuck is going on here?

So, I decided to hire this film crew to document my life.

I've got a feeling something is going to happen to me.

You ever get that feeling?

So, you know,

to have a bit of my life on film, I thought it would be pretty cool.

I always looked up to Clint Eastwood and people like that.

Different movies.

I just thought it would be kinda cool.

You know?

People can watch it and learn from it.

I'm not that bad of a guy really.

I'm just trying to make a few dollars.

I'm a businessman.

I don't need this shit right now.

I just need my gun and I need my belongings

and I have to go to work to bring some god damned money home to this family.

Jesus!

Who the fuck are these guys?

- Why is there a TV crew in my living room? - I don't know.

- Why am I on TV in my house, asshole? - I'll explain later. Let's go.

You show up here unexpected.

I didn't fucking call you to come here, Did I?

Tell her that.

I never talked to Julian, did I?

Did I talk to you today? No!

I'm taking these cigarettes cause I got none left.

You're taking my last smokes?

There's three here. Here fucking take one.

I'm only going to be gone for a few hours.

You're going to take my last smokes?

Lucy, I don't need this shit right now.

You turn off your fucking camera and whoever this guy is with the mic.

- Get these fucking guys out of here. - Let's go.

I don't need this shit.

I'm fucking trying to have a discussion with my wife here.

- You show up, unexpectedly. - I'm not your fucking wife!

I meant fiancee!

- Get the hell out! - Fiancee.

Go off with your fucking friend!

I really need this today? No.

This is bullshit!

What does your mom think of Julian?

She thinks he's an idiot.

Julian...

Well, Julian is Ricky's best friend from when they were kids.

They grew up together in the trailer park.

I didn't have many friends growing up.

But, Ricky kinda tagged along with me.

Bought a bit of weed off me.

Used to get stoned and have a few drinks.

He kinda grew on me.

Since they grew up together, they got into a lot of trouble.

They've been in and out of prison together because of--

I think Julian is pretty smart.

He's probably the one who gets them into trouble.

I don't really understand why it's a problem.

Ever since Lucy met Julian a couple years back,

she doesn't like us hanging out for some reason.

Lucy,

she's a trailer park hoe.

There's nothing wrong with that if you're attracted to them.

I know Julian. I knew Julian before I knew Ricky.

Julian and I went out for a little while when I was 16.

That's...

that was a long time ago.

I hate him.

Lucy hates my guts and I don't like her either.

Doesn't bother me.

She put me through hell.

16 years old, we were at this party one night.

Got pretty drunk.

You ever have those nights where you just totally blank out

and wake up the next morning?

I had one of those nights and...

woke up with her next to me in bed naked.

I didn't know what the hell happened.

I just got out of there.

I didn't know what I was doing

and I think I was sort of attracted to his dangerous side.

I don't need that kind of thing anymore.

Ricky hooks up with her and becomes engaged.

His first girlfriend.

One of those first girlfriend things.

He's engaged now and I don't have the heart to tell him.

I used to fix cars a little bit on the side.

Used to sell a bit of dope too and she had a friend whose car broke down.

So they called me up.

I don't know if it was to fix the car or the dope, whatever.

Usually I have dope on me, so I went over and fixed the car.

Lucy was there and I couldn't help but notice her.

She's an attractive woman.

Thanks, hun.

One thing led to another.

We were drunk at a party and kinda been going from there.

I can't understand it.

He's working hard paying bills.

She sits around the house all day smoking cigarettes.

Doing God knows what else.

Julian's a problem.

Julian is not a problem.

Julian is the reason we can afford this house.

Anyway, moving on.

- Why don't you stay here with me? - Lucy! Lucy!

- I want you to stay here with Trinity and I.

- Lucy! I don't want to here about it anymore.

I've got to go to work with him.

That's the only way I have a way around right now.

Remember I lost my license.

Jesus!

Don't slam the door in my face!

Daddy's got to go to work for a couple of hours, okay?

I'll be back.

If mommy see that, you know what's going to happen.

You should go around back and smoke that.

Julian and Ricky are giving her smokes all the time.

How old are you now? Six?

- Five? - Six.

She's six and she's addicted to cigarettes.

I don't give her any cigarettes

I don't believe in that actually.

I think Lucy gives her the odd one