The Second Wife (La seconda moglie)

I bet you'd love to be in the bride's place tonight, huh?

No, I didn't even like it the first time!

Long live the happy couple!

We always said Fosco had women in Sicily, too

We thought she was one of the many He married her, though

I'm so glad

Handsome!

I got lipstick on you

He must be in love

Why else would be have married a single mother?

Eliana, you lost out

At least the little girl will have a real family now

She'll be fine with Fosco

Some women settle for such misfits just to get married

He made a pretty good choice

He sure did

He wore the first one out, but this time it'll be him

No, he'll make it

I'll take care of it

Santina, if you're staying at Aunt Fernanda's for a week

We'll have to get to know each other

She said she's going to be good, right?

Where I live there's a puppy bunny rabbits

And Uncle Moreno will imitate all kinds of animals for you

Moreno, do a turtle for her

Fernanda, you're going to have to play Mommy this time

I don't mind

I would've had ten kids if I had my way

He's the one who can't do the job

My darling little plucked chicken!

He has other good points, though

Fosco, are we going to take this picture?

She certainly is pretty

But she's annoying when she talks like all Sicilians are

She doesn't have to stump anybody when she's in bed

Focus in on them good

Now a picture with Livio. Come here

Come on, move it

Let's play the happy family

Why are you wearing those glasses?

The sun Bothers me

You look blind

You see, Anna, he's not happy if he isn't original

Come on, a group picture

Make sure they're good, Sirio or I'm not paying

Get down, ladies

That's it, good. Like a soccer team

Look how cute. It looks like they're taking a whiz

We'll be in Florence by 10:00

Then tomorrow morning we'll take the train and off to Paris!

With my darling in Paris!

Fosco!

Who's that pain in the neck?

What is it?

Come down

Now? We're about to leave

J ust come take a look, then leave

Coming

Ten, twenty minutes and I'll be back Wait for me

I'll tell you everything later

I'm stupider than you are

We worked on it two nights

At least get some satisfaction

I'll go get the car

No, sit on the bar

I'll play the girlfriend

Hang on Go slow

Watch the holes. You'll clobber my balls

Not to worry, I'll lend you mine

That way I'll get to try out your new bride

You haven't any left?

No, he got called away

They're waiting for me I have to get changed

Go on, don't worry

What do you want us to bring you from Paris?

Brigitte Bardot

Red

Well?

Well, my ass. It's empty!

We even left the reception early!

To hell with you and your graves!

I'm coming down

We got the raw deal again this time, too! Damn it all!

Watch it, you'll ruin your suit

Hold on Come on, baby

Dad!

What did you find? Quiet!

Put that light out

What do they want? The carabinieri!

Carabinieri! Come on out!

We're done for if they catch us

Run, Duilio! They knew There were waiting!

I'll never make it!

I've always said the old should stay home

Got'em

Both of them

We're going to end up staying here all night

What are you laughing about?

Where did you book? At the Excelsior?

What a honeymoon!

You mean a "crappymoon"!

Me and these four idiots up to our knees in water

Wake up

Come on, wake up

What time is it?

It's late

I don't know, but it's late

I'm sorry

I got held up

We'll leave in the morning

What are you doing?

What am I doing?

Why don't we play doctor?

What do you say?

What do you think I'll do?

I'll undress you

I'll do it

Why?

I like undressing you

What have you been up to?

Up to?

Nothing

Stay still. Be good

Where are they?

Here they are

I don't like these. They're too ladylike

Put them down

We'll buy some nicer things in Paris

No, wait

I'm all sweaty

Look at the state I'm in

Plus I like it... - a little smell

Sweetheart

Giuliano, did you get picked for Double or nothing?

Not yet, but I'm learning! I'm up to Count Ugolino!

He lifted his mouth from his proud plate... -

Last one in is a foggot! That doesn't count!

Let's go eat

Livio, Stella left you another love letter

I'll read it

Come on, Trepeli

Here we go. "My darling

I saw you last night at the rec room"

She spelled it with a "K" What a jackass

You were gorgeous

I'd take her for a spin if I were you

Come on, get on. She's a little thick but... -

Put some corks in her mouth At least she won't talk

So upon reaching his father's house

Cronus, overcome with rage took the dagger and castrated him

Then he hurted the male attribute into the sea

Which immediately became covered in form

This is how Aphrodite, the most beautiful of all women, was born

Or Venus, which is the same thing

See? Even in mythology, like in the Bible

You women are always born from a little piece of us men

You know, Gedeone, without that thing you can't do a thing!

We always have to hear these ancient stories

Tell us about a movie

A nice love story with feeling

With him, her, and the other, the one who comes back

We women like to suffer a little

We like to cry

There's a customer at the gas pump I'm coming!

Kids, enough of that chalk!

With the national bike race on they're always in the way

Santina, why don't you go play with the kids?

Men and Women are allowed to mingle around here

We're not in the south anymore

She's just joking. Don't mind her

Look at that beauty. It'd take Fosco's aim to move it

He's got other things on his mind

I bet he's going all out in Paris

I bet he goes on duty at night and stops in the morning

With a woman like that, just imagine the sweat Fosco is working up

Not a chance. He'll even do overtime in the afternoon!

You'd think he'd get a bonus

I think life starts on some star up there in the sky

Awesome. All those dinosaurs in line humping with a schlong like this

Is that all you think about?

Are we going to play?

Wake up, Livio. Come on

Remember when he locked himself in the hotel with that blonde from Pordenone?

He went to the front desk when he got downstairs and said

Take an ice pack up to the missus!

He wore her right out!

The poor thing was bowlegged for three days

Wait, Santina, don't run!

Mommy!

Mommy's little angel I missed you so much

Let me see how pretty you've gotten

Now that Mommy's back, you don't even look at me

You're choking me. I can't breathe

Your poor aunt. Bad girl

You're still sucking your thumb? The other hand's on the boobs

She tried that on me, too

but there's no satisfaction in my boobs you know

How was she?

A darling

We always slept in the same bed didn't we?