Say It Loud (Cambio tutto!)

SAY IT LOUD!

Fry the courgette flowers.

I couldn't sleep, I was anxious, I had panic attacks,

my life wasn't worth living anymore, but that's changed now.

And for that I must thank Steve Bianconi.

You should've seen Luca when he first came to me.

Poor man, he looked like a sad dog...

Don't miss out on this fantastic opportunity with Free Tour.

New York is a city you must see and return to, you'll never be bored.

It's called the capital of the world...

Can't sleep tonight either?

The neighbour's blasting music...

Can't you complain?

I stopped Raf from going up there and smashing the place up.

Why are you up?

No reason, you tell me.

Pre-wedding nerves perhaps.

Do you feel ready?

Typing...

Typing...

Of course!

Honey, the water's freezing, did you pay the bill?

I thought you did.

Cold water's good for you, it's anti-ageing.

- You said you'd do it. - We obviously forgot.

- I'll go pay it. - We said we'd pay by direct debit.

You said that, and cut the royal "we".

Those crooks at the bank aren't getting another cent out of me.

- You can pay online. - It's not working.

- What isn't? - Internet.

You need to call them.

Can you do it, please?

How can I? Honey, I work.

Right.

Did you buy yogurt?

- Aren't there any? - No.

We obviously forgot.

- I always have to do the shopping. - Only sometimes.

- I work all day. - Exactly.

I'm an artist, imagine telling Leonardo:

"Stop painting the Mona Lisa, we're out of cornflakes."

- Call it art... - What did you say?

When you go to the supermarket, get what's on the list

I can only eat yogurt in the morning.

- They'd run out. - No yogurt in the entire supermarket?

Sold out.

Awesome diet, can I do it too?

How come you're not at school?

- Did you stay out all night again? - No, I'm going in late.

Again? Don't you take school seriously?

I do. In fact, I got up at dawn.

I did a food drop for the homeless,

I revised Chemistry then went for a jog.

Want to join me tomorrow?

Talking of being serious, where's dad?

We still have no Wi-Fi? You guys are hopeless!

- Watch out! - Sorry.

Good morning, can you ask Mr. Sergenti to stop having all-night parties?

I no help you, me only porter, talk to building manager.

Or to Mr. Sergenti, he just left.

Have you by chance seen our gas bill?

They sent it a month ago.

Yes, of course, me have it.

- Great! - Yes, I stolen your bill.

You think me thief and also stupid?

Why would I stolen your bill?

I stolen it for fun, right?

Me evil foreigner with thief's blood in my veins.

- Hi, everything okay? - Yes.

Listen, maybe I'm a light sleeper,

but when you have all-night parties I can't sleep.

It's the weekend.

- Today's Tuesday. - Already?

I'm on leave.

That's for wet waste.

I know, it's dripping.

My goodness! When you're in a rush

you're a real sight for sore eyes!

Good morning to the pair of you! Angel

I love it when you're running late.

Hi sis, it's Piergiorgio's birthday today.

Yes, I'll come after work!

Giulia, it's Vanessa, are you coming today?

I really need to see you, I'm begging you, please!

I'll try.

- Where are you? - I'm parking, I'll be five minutes.

- The client is almost here. - Okay, I'm coming.

- Get your skates on. - Okay.

- Great job. - Thanks.

- How about dinner tonight? - Sure.

Make sure you don't forget those lovely eyes of yours.

Hey, I love your lipstick!

- Fancy drinks with me? - Absolutely.

Purple princess! How about lunch today?

- Sure, I'll be here. - Great.

Sorry, not you.

And finally... do you have plans this afternoon?

The longest 5 minutes ever!

Were you parking a freight train?

Sorry, traffic was awful.

Has the client arrived?

No, he's postponed until this afternoon. Count yourself lucky.

- I jumped six traffic lights... - And it shows, darling.

You look pale, maybe it's this outfit.

It's morning, you look bedraggled. Let your hair down.

My boiler broke, no hot water.

- What? - Nothing.

Why don't you take some advice from our lovely ladies here?

I'll be in my office.

Even with no shut-eye, you look splendid...

Giulia, how long have you been with us?

Thirteen years, ten with your father...

- And the rest with you. - A long time, right?

Times are changing fast

and luckily our products are still very popular.

But the framework we work in has changed.

Millennials, the so-called future prodigies, are old hat.

Yes, and we are using new strategies to update our marketing.

To update our marketing?

Our Instagram account has 900 followers.

Matilda has 300,000.

- Who? - Chiara Ferragni's dog.

Yes, but we're working with limited resources.

Of course, here at Venti Dolci we can't afford a dog!

Show her in, please.

Do you know Ludo?

The famous Ludo?

- Is she a model? - She's much more...

She's an influencer, with one million Instagram followers,

a 27% increase in six months.

Impressive!

Hello, Ludovers!

Are you living life to the max?

I am, because today I'm here at Venti Dolci HQ.

The makers of your favourite treats, snack-lovers!

Hi! This is...

- Giulia. - Yes! Say hi to all Ludovers!

Say hi to all Ludovers!

How sweet.

Mrs. Giulia will be assisting me in this new adventure.

In-house marketing at Venti Dolci HQ.

She's multilingual too.

Wow! I know, guys!

That's all for now, guys.

I have to crack on.

Bye, Ludovers! Live your best life!

But... I'm in charge of marketing.

Yes, and she will now be your supervisor.

Hi, I'm Ludo. Valerio's told me so much about you.

My idea is to combine two worlds: Innovation,

and tradition.

Cutting-edge cool with classicism.

Youth with...

Right.

With your different skill-sets you'll supervise one another.

"One" being Ludo, and the "other" being you.

- You're demoting me. - I wouldn't dream of it.

At least not until I know what "demoting" means.

Just kidding, but our target market is 5-15 year-olds.

How old are you now? 41?

- 40. - She looks 41.

What's wrong with being 40?

- Nothing. Why? - My mum's 40 and she looks hot.

Her mum.

- Come in. - Bonjour!

My night-time therapist.

- No sugar. - It's cheaper.

Word has it that ex-partners are the best therapists.

They also make the worst patients.

- What did Valerio want? - I now have to answer to Ludo.

- I don't follow. - Ludo, a 20-year-old influencer.

As from today my work will be checked by her,

and her one million followers.

- Cute shirt! - Nice, isn't it?

It's a new look, you usually stick to white, or light blue

I've decided to update my wardrobe, with some new outfits.

- Alessandra bought it for me. - Nice gift, this means it must be love.

Yes, but the most ridiculous gift I ever got was from you.

A toaster that made pancakes with your face on them.

But at least when you got mad

you could burn the toast.

- Right. - It was my sister's idea.

How is that nutcase Bea?

Today Piergiorgio's turning one, she's having a party.

- A birthday party for a cat? - It's trendy now.

- Will she make a cake with mice on it? - I don't know!

Well, work calls...

Talking of gifts...

Great news about the company bonus, right?

What bonus?

- Didn't Valerio tell you? - No, he didn't.

Well, perhaps my bonus... is Ludo?

Well, chin up. See you.

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