TallBoyz

Whoa!

Train is for the people, man!

Transit Authority! Freeze!

O-o-oh!

I'm comin' around!

Oof!

Ooh, sorry!

Do you have a moment for the environment?

Try a nice Niagara wine?

Oof! Ooh!

Hey!

Don't make me use this!

Is that pepper spray?

Yeah.

We're not allowed to have guns.

This isn't America.

- Oh, yeah. - Oh, yeah!

It's just the policy.

They got a problem over there.

What's it gonna be, boys?

Guys, at the end of it all,

there's no one else I'd rather be with.

Tim, I want you to know that...

you're my best friend.

Vance, Guled's my best friend.

Since grade 6!

Wait... Guled's my best friend!

We did improv class together.

Yeah! I forgot about that.

- That's not improv. - Wait!

Isn't anyone my best friend?

Okay, fine!

Can we least agree that we're all good enough friends

to jump off this roof together?

As a group, top four for sure.

That was the dumbest, bravest...

sweetest thing I've ever seen.

Wish I had a friend who was willing to jump off

a building with me.

Uh, we're just work friends, man.

Oh!

What the hell, Michael?

We looked like a bunch of idiots out there!

I don't think they noticed how flat you sounded.

I'm talking about your goddamn shirt, you idiot!

Maybe he doesn't feel comfortable taking it off.

Neither do I!

But every single boy band has to do it.

Look, we all have our roles.

I'm the bad boy.

I'm the shy one.

I'm the one with cornrows.

And you're the heartthrob.

What kind of heartthrob doesn't take off his shirt?

You wouldn't understand.

My body's weird.

Michael, everyone feels a little insecure

about their body?

We love you Michael, and we accept you for you,

no matter what.

So, what do you say?

Will you take off your shirt?

For the band?

Hello!

No, no, please!

This is my unabsorbed twin, Victor.

He's been doing all of my singing.

Whoa-oh-ho!

How could something so grotesque sing so beautifully?

All this time I thought you were covering up

your body because you were chubby.

I'm not chubby.

But it was actually because you had a twin

that wasn't fully absorbed.

It's so obvious. We should have known!

How could we have known that?

Because we're friends, Tyler!

- Yeah, Tyler! - Tyler!

What do you guys say?

Michael?

I love the tiny one!

Boyz B Boyz!

Hey!

Welcome to "I know Canada,"

the game where we ask everyday folks

how much they know about Canada,

for a chance at 10,000 dollars.

I'm Vance Banzo, and today our contestant is...

Conor.

Conor.

You think you can win today?

Oh, yeah. I know a lot about Canada.

Fantastic.

Well today, we are gonna be playing

"Indigenous Canadian, or Canadian Penny?"

Oh! Okay.

You get four clues,

and you're gonna guess whether I'm talking about

an Indigenous Canadian, or a Canadian penny.

Pretty simple?

Alright, clue number one...

They are known to be reddish-brown in colour.

Uh...

Oh! Um...

I'm not sure if I wanna...

Clue number two...

This is something they might say.

The Canadian government

has been trying to get rid of me for years.

Ah... Oh, jeeze.

Um... That could...

That could be... both?

Alright, get ready for that third clue...

Upon birth, they are marked with the Queen's image.

Okay. Okay, I think I got this one.

Last clue.

Is this something an Indigenous Canadian would say,

or something a Canadian penny would say?

"I am a penny."

Penny! It's penny.

In the hands of settlers and invaders...

Oh, I am sorry, Conor, I was using poetic license!

Dammit!

Chi-miigwech for playing, Conor.

- What a pleasure it has been. - Wait.

Indigenous people are not marked at birth.

Guess I lied to you.

Do we know anyone else who's been lied to?

Doesn't feel too good, does it, Conor?

Alright!

Join us next time where we will be playing

"What Should You Call Me?"

Indigenous, First Nations, Vance?

The answer will surprise you.

Samantha, put down your phone.

Theon, phone? Away?

Daenerys, phone down, please.

As some of you may have heard,

the new sexual health curriculum got canned 'cause the higher-ups

are freaking out at the mere mention of anal.

Anal.

Bradley, how about you take a lap?

Yeah.

That's me being anal about education, Bradley.

Anywho, we're gonna be reverting back to the old

sexual health curriculum from 1998.

No cheers for '98? Gimme a break.

Nagano.

Our Lady Peace.

- What's that? - This is a VCR.

It was the DVDs before DVDs.

What's a DVD?

Alright, let's just get this started.

'Sup, dudes and dudettes?

Veejay Cool Cat Leon here.

Just taking a break from hosting Electric Dance

to talk to you about your body.

Some of you might be like, "As if."

Some of you might be buggin', and some of you might be

experiencing changes to your peepees and lady-bits.

Hmm!

Why doesn't he just say penis and vagina?

We're not allowed to say that anymore, Denise.

But it's the proper term.

Denise! Can you do me a huge favour?

- Take a lap! - Ugh.

You are just like my stepdad.

Wazzup?

I'm here to tell you that even if you're pretty fly

for a white guy, there's a safe way to get jiggy with it.

Mm-hm.

- Hello? - Hi, Mrs. Marks.

Is Samantha home?

Yes. Let me go get her.

Wait, I don't get it.

You have to ask to talk on the phone?

Don't they have their own phones?

Right?

This is starting to scare me.

Samantha...

It's a boy!

- Hello? - Hey, Samantha,

- you ready for the dance? - Of course!

It's gonna be phat!

Yeah.