Love Ke Funday

So, you are an actor?

Yes, but, Off screen.

Off screen? – I mean, I am off the screen as of now.

So, where are you on? - Real estate!

Don't worry! I am not into murky dealings.

I do proper, respectable business.

Respect, I agree.

But, is there only respect or you earn money as well?

Because these days, it is a bit difficult get respect and money, both.

I was thinking: why didn't Jessie introduce us earlier.

I don't know! May be...

What happened? – Nothing!

Got late!

Hell, I am already here.

Hi! – Hi!

Well, Sandy? – Oh Sandy?

The house is Sandy's. But Sandy is not at home.

Okay! – Okay!

But, I am not so ill-mannered not to invite a beautiful girl into the house.

You want to come in?

Looking at you, one can identify your good habits.

There are much more ahead.

You came to see Sandy?

Yes. But you can say; now I have come to meet you.

Well, I do. So now?

Looks like you are in a hurry!

No dear! I'm very much free.

Well! Have you ever romanced with a stranger?

What? No! Never!

Well, fine! I am Aryan!

Oh! I thought, some thief sneaked into the house.

Stealing from a thief's house cannot be called "stealing". – is it?

I steal away people; and they don't even realise it.

Impressive!

What if the person itself wishes to be stolen?

Great! So let's become a full fire.

What? – Yes. So, it's not called stealing. It's called?

The fun is when the other person is already stolen and does not even realise.

Well! Fully impressed!

I like it!

I like you too!

Hey! Now you stop, baby!

So, shall we find out where is Sandy?

Okay! – Okay?

Okay! Now if he comes home, I'll kill him.

"The formulas of Love".

"The formulas of Love".

"The formulas of Love".

"The formulas".

Oh, no!

This was the best moments of my life.

I too am very happy to meet you.

Now, I hope to see you soon.

Sandy!

You can call me Sandy. But you can call me tonight.

So, nice meeting you.

Bye! – Bye!

Bye!

Hi, Jessie! Thank you!

He's cute! Very cute!

Wow! That's great!

But, look! A bit careful. Okay?

By the time I reach home, he might even call.

Then we call talk whole night.

Thank you! Thank you, so much!

Welcome!

Hey! So sweet!

Thanks! Thanks for calling!

Yes, yes. Okay!

Oh! I am so sorry!

It's okay!

Are you alright? – Yes, I am okay!

Please!

Yes, I am at a shopping mall. I'll call later. Okay?

Sorry! Madam, it's not working!

What? It's impossible!

Can you try once more?

Sorry! it's not working!

Oh, my God! How did this happen?

Don't mind, "may I help you?"

No. Thanks!

I am not doing a favour by paying your bill.

Definitely, I shall take the money back, from you.

So...Please? – Okay! I am so glad! - Just a minute!

Thanks for your help.

There you go! – Okay!

Excuse me! – Okay!

Are you going to buy the entire mall?

Sitting here I am boiled, already.

Sit! I shall get the cold drinks.

We'll have it together.

Will you tell me the time?

Well! 5 to 10 minutes.

Till then what do I do sitting here?

Same. Your favourite fulltime job.

Without out pay.

Call her! She might be missing you.

Okay, bye! – Okay!

"Hear me, hear me. Please hear me".

Hey baby! Where are you?

Well, I am on my duty!

Whenever I am with her, it's never feeling alone.

Oh! So you are with Manan?

Well! What are you doing?

Just some time pass with the other boyfriend.

You mean, "watching T.V?"

Yes! When are you coming home?

I'll finish my part time job and be on my full time job. – Okay!

You were saying, you wanted to be an actress.

Yes. – I think I can help you.

I am the owner of a media company. And I know some directors, too.

Really? I mean, that would be amazing.

Okay! Give me your number!

So, keep in touch!

I'll see you, Anushka! – Okay!

Take care! – Bye! – Bye!

Take this!

So, who was that hot lady?

Hot? – Yes.

Girls are cute. Even dogs are hot.

Come on!

Oh! The hunter salutes the fisherman!

And, The fisherman salutes the hunter!

So, how was the date?

Weather you pour or take out few buckets of water from the sea, ...

...how does it matter?

Hey! That depends on the capacity of the sea.

What a shot!

Okay, what will you have?

Tea, beer, coffee? Or, fruit juice?

I am a little health conscious. So, Milk will do; provided it is fresh.

Today the cow hasn't come. Shall I call?

Well! Even a beer will do.

Well! I remember: did Mona come?

So her name was Mona?

Boy, you remembered it because of milk?

You hold your ear from the front or back, you will have to hold the ear.

Well! That was nice joke!

Cheers! – Should I say something? – Say!

The Girl was like a Ferrari!

Reached the top gear as it started.

Son, I will be driving that Ferrari.

Do it! Let me test drive.

The vehicle is fine.

Now, you keep it in the showroom or drive.

Bloody, hell! Did you'll have a talk?

No! Did not get a chance to talk.

Neither did I give her a chance to talk, nor did she.

Means? – You don't make a mountain out of a mole.

Some things are to be understood.

And, some situations are such that, it's impossible to talk.

Now, what do I tell you? You are quite intelligent. I feel so shy.

Feel shy? – Yes.

What are you doing in my house?

I....match!

What? – I had come to see the match.

The DTH balance got over at my house. So, I had come to see the match, ...

...in your house.

Match? - Yes.

You bloody! – Hey!

Were you watching or playing?

That too "fixing?"

Well! It was a tie!

I know you are feeling very bad. No problem.

I shall again play the game next week. – Yes.

And, this time, I shall make you the empire.

Hey! Then be the wicket keeper.

I shall not even keep you in the "extra players". – Hey!

And tell me: You could not hear the phone bell?

Thing is that, Sometimes some sounds are such that we cannot...

...hear other sounds.

Well, which...Neel are you talking about?

Friend, she told me to call.

Forget it man! I feel so sick of it.

Well! It happens like this.

If you try to connect many lines at one go, the fuse shall go off. Blast!

This fuse shall not go off, man.

If you have some lines, put it into my connection. – Wow!

It's "no overload".

So sweet! I am to give you my connection? I run on a battery, here.

Is it? - A battery

What are you doing?

Yes! Yes! Yes!

No! No! No! I am not like that!

Hey! An idea! – Okay tell me!

I'll call her and tell her my phone battery is dead.

And you know I have just reached home. – Wow! – And these business meetings..

...and busy schedule. – Wow!

So I could not call you.

Full on plan! You are full on plan!

You are an Idiot.

It's your company, idiot!

How can I praise myself. I shall leave, man. – Okay, bye!

Listen! – Yes.

Change those bed sheets.

Bed sheets? – Yes.

The vehicle is mine, the petrol is mine, and you used my road too?

After all I drove it. – You bloody!

I drove till Sakinaka.

Hi! – Hi!