Axe Cop

Hey, Axe Cop, what are your thoughts on mayonnaise?

I tried it once,

but didn't like it.

So I spit it in a bad guy's face and he died.

Oh yeah.

Whoa! That sounded exactly like giant rocks

being thrown at little kids.

Evil Rhino Man must be back from his evil safari!

Let's go!

Move it, ladies!

We have an evil rhinoceros to kill!

We want to help you on your mission to kill evil Rhino Man.

Fabulous! What's your name?

Our parents named us all the same.

"Beautiful."

- "Girly." "Bob."

Wait, hold on a second.

Your parents named you and all your sisters "Beautiful Girly Bob"?

- Yeah. So can we be on the team? - Nope!

See, right here,

all girls are on the dumb list.

Dumb list? Well,

let's see if you think we're so dumb after we beat you up!

Beautiful Girly Bobs,

attack!

Oh no, those people just got video

- of you beating up all those girls. - Great.

More fighting tapes for me to watch later.

Now let's go kill that evil rhinoceros!

Huh.

One day, at the scene of the fire

the cop found the perfect axe.

That was the day he became

Axe Cop!

So he had tryouts and hired a partner.

I will chop your heads off!

Axe Cop 01x12 - The Dumb List

- There he is! - Axe Cop!

Look, they're all here to congratulate me.

Yes, I killed the evil Rhino Man.

How, you ask? Simple.

I offered him a glass of poison blow-up juice

and he drank it. And after two minutes...

Well, he blew up.

That's when I jumped up in the air

and caught his horn. And yes, it's true,

his horn turns all metal into gold.

- Questions? - Axe Cop, is true that you have

a general disrespect towards women?

- What? - Axe Cop, why did you beat up

a group of female superhero sisters?

- Don't answer that, Axe Cop. - Do you hate girls?

- We have no comment. - Weren't they just trying to help?

- Hey, I just said no comment! - Axe Cop, my daughter's a girl.

Do you think she's on the dumb list too?

- Yes. - Axe Cop, Axe Cop!

Hey, Axe Cop, I hate to say it, but...

you're kinda coming off like the bad guy here.

Me, a bad guy?

Don't even joke about something like that, Flute Cop,

or I'll chop off your head. Now quiet down,

I'm trying to watch this gold TV.

Coming up this season on "Fairy Wars,"

Best Fairy Ever

fights her evil twin sister

worst fairy ever

- to the death! - It's true what they say:

Everything does look better on a gold TV.

Seriously, Axe Cop,

bringing a girl onto the team could go a long way

- to helping your image. - Fine.

Really? Great.

I'll have H.R. send over some resumes.

I got a better idea.

Hey!

Hello. You're on my team now.

Whaddaya think's going on here, bro?

I mean, Axe Cop's not the kind of guy to call a meeting.

Yeah, he hates meetings.

Maybe he's going to give everyone free gelato.

That's ice cream for Italians.

Now I'm sure everyone is wondering why Axe Cop

- called a team meeting. - Please say free gelato.

- He has a big announcement to make. - Please say free gelato!

Flute Cop said we need to have a girl on the team.

- So here. - Ho-ly cow.

Best Fairy Ever from "Fairy Wars"!

I'm excited to be on the team.

And I'm ready to kill some bad guys.

Okay, great. Meeting over.

I'll be in my office practicing breaking out of chains,

- if anyone needs me. - Wait wait, Axe Cop,

- where are you going? - I have a question:

- I think you're awesome! - Well, that's not really a question.

Dude, do you do all your own stunts, 'cause, um,

my buddy Lliborg says it's all done with pulleys and string.

You tell me.

Aw-aw-aw-awesome.

It's broken for sure.

Hey, Axe Cop. I just wanted to say

how excited I am that you brought me onto the team.

Mm, Flute Cop made me do it.

So, uh, you have any plans tonight?

At night I dress up as a cat