Shrinking

That looks delicious.

Uh-uh. That ain't for you.

That's mean. I'm starving.

Almost done.

Bringing these shrimp po'boys over to say thanks to Liz for investing.

Twenty grand is a lot of money.

Well, not for Liz. She's got a $8,000 toilet.

Does it turn shit to gold?

It does not, but it's got a heated seat.

You won't believe how good it makes your ass feel.

I've never been this uncomfortable in my life.

What the hell, Dad?

Save yourself.

- Good luck. - Yeah.

Are you kidding me right now?

Hey, if you're mad 'cause it's the morning and the whole house smells like shrimp...

Where the fuck is all of Mom's stuff?

I can't find her clothes, her photo albums, nothing.

I wanted to talk to you about that.

Um...

Wait, you're not wearing your wedding ring anymore?

No, I... Um, I know this is weird.

Look, kid, for the last year,

the thought of moving forward has felt impossible.

And I'm... I'm just starting to feel like maybe for me it's time.

Does that make sense?

Because fuck the past, right?

You're such a selfish asshole!

- - She gets it.

Mmm.

Get the fuck out of here. You're a horrible person.

Is that Liz for, "This is delicious"?

- Oh, yeah. - It is.

- Oh, yeah. - Yes!

I haven't had shrimp this good since I was in "Barthelona."

Derek, absolutely not.

- That's how they say it. - Oh, my God.

I just wanted to say thank you for the investment.

Can I thank him too?

Technically, it's his money as well.

I earned my share by raising our children...

- Mm-mmm. - And I'm quite good at sex.

Oh, yeah. Let me tell ya, rocks aren't the only thing she knows how to polish.

That's inappropriate.

Okay, I'm gonna go take a look at some food trucks.

I'll let y'all know how it goes.

- Good luck. - Good luck.

Wow. That was so good.

- Babe? - Hmm?

I wanna check out the food trucks.

I wanna pick the truck. I wanna drive the truck.

I wanna honk the horn and make it go "beep beep."

Why don't you just tell him that?

- I can't. - Why?

You love me, so you don't always see it. I can be a lot.

- No. - Stop.

It's just... It's his dream, and he's not gonna want me hanging around.

Well, would it help to know that I always want you hanging around?

No, it makes it worse.

Yeah, I figured.

- Quickie later? - You bet, baby.

I will be lightning fast.

Yeah, you got it. That's the good stuff.

Oh, come on, Dad. It's breakfast.

What are you doing?

Grandpa shit.

Don't pay any attention to them. They're jealous.

- What do you think, huh? - It's awesome.

- First one's free. - Mmm.

Why's your hand shaking?

Oh, um...

I have, um, Parkinson's.

Um...

It just... It just means that sometimes when I want my body to do something,

it doesn't... it doesn't do it right away.

Are you gonna be okay?

Yeah... W... Uh, yeah.

Plus, I mean, I get out of all kinds of stuff I don't wanna do.

Like washing the dishes,

or... talking to strangers...

- Mmm. - Or smiling.

I wish I had Parkinson's.

Okay, well, thank you, Dad.

The great news is that we are gonna see a lot more of him.

And when I'm not with you guys...

Dr. Baram's gonna be helping me, looking after me.

Why'd your doctor come here?

Because we're having sexual relations.

- Jesus, Paul. - Really?

["Frightening Fishes" by Benjamin Gibbard playing]

Yeah, so then she came back downstairs

and asked me if the reason I'm losing weight

is to start dating again.

Oh, foolish girl. She complimented you.

I know, that's all I heard. That I look great.

So, what are you gonna do?

I guess I'm just gonna eat shit until she gets past it, you know?

And then when she wants more, I'll be there.

You're a good dad.

- Yeah, for two whole weeks. -

- The era of shirtless Brian has begun. - Yeah!

I'm 100% there if I suck in. Ninety-five percent if I don't.

Is your dad gonna do the best man thing?

Nah, he had to pass.

Had to?

- Could we just not? - Yeah.

I got plenty of other options.

My big problem's gonna be narrowing it down.

- I don't wanna offend anybody. -

I make a lot of people think that they're my best friend.

It's a gift.

I have to, uh... I have to go.

Oh, okay.

- Yeah, sorry. - No worries.

Wait, you and me, we are best friends though, right?

There's no one in my life who matters more to me.

See, you bought that.

- Oh, fuck you. -

What's up?

I don't wanna just be investors with Sean. I wanna be partners.

No shit. So why don't you tell him?

What, are you afraid you're gonna be like Sandra Bullock in The Blind Side ?

Hmm? Everywhere you go, people gonna look at you and go,

"Look at that Blind Side -ass lady. Look at her, look at her."

I-I just don't think that people like me enough...

to do stuff like this with me.

Oh, my God.

Liz, I would not be hanging out with you for charity, all right?

You're cool. Deal with it.

Thank you.

Oh... mmm. Wow. Oh, my God.

Sorry. I just... I love when people say, "Thank you."

Why are you out of breath? Are you running?

Oh, I gotta go.

Holy shit.

- Yay! Okay, I worked hard at that. - Yeah.

- That Liz's a real piece of work, huh? - Absolutely.

She needs a lot of reassurance a lot of times.

Yeah. Okay, my turn now?

No. My text said...

..."Do you want to come over here and service me?"

Aw.

Fine, but I'm not moving.

- Okay. - Okay.

So, you guys wanted to talk some more?

I'm gonna be really quick because I don't like being vulnerable.

- I know I'm a strong cup of coffee... - I love my coffee strong.

I'll tell you when it's time to chime in.

Misread it. Thought you were fishing.

Look, I don't have a lot of friends,

but the people that I really connect with, I would kill or die for them.

And, um, I'd really like to be involved in your company.

Not just financially, but everything.

I would really enjoy that.

Um, I'm sorry, what was that?

I would really enjoy that.

Wait, c-can you say that again?

I know that you might not want to do it

because I can be overbearing.

I know this. And judgy...

Or pretty, or vivacious.

I told you I would tell you when it was time to chime in.

- Why am I here if you're not gonna use me? -

I'm gonna stop you right there.

I still gotta take a look at those trucks. You wanna come with me?

Really?

Yeah.

Thanks.

Before we go, can I use your restroom?

Yep, the special one is, uh, that way.

My man.

You okay?

Are you sad because he was so kind to you?

Come here.

- Okay, I'm good. I'm good. - Okay.

- Move over a little? - Sure.

S-Squinching me.

Hope he's enjoying the ass heater.

Could I have everyone's attention, please?

Thank you so much for coming to what is essentially my bachelor party.

- You already had a bachelor party. - No, I didn't.

Not everyone here was invited to that,

- so shut it. - Ah.

Me and Brian and a bunch of his friends went to a male strip club.

- But it was just... just for regular. - No. Mmm.

- Oh. -

So, I need a best man. Or a best person.

- Hey now. -

Part of tonight's fun is gonna be a little cornhole tournament.

Winner gets the gig.

- Yeah! - Good luck, players.

Oh, my God. Even if I win, I'm gonna give it to D-Train

'cause he's super excited and that seems funny to me.

- Hey! -

It's not... It's not transferable. It's not...

Come on!

Kip. Kip, Kip, Kip. You mind if we talk to you for a second?

What are you asking for? Just do it.

I'm so sorry to waste time with a preamble.

Hmm.