Cursed

(# "Lil' Red Riding Hood" by Bowling For Soup)

# Who's that I see walking in these woods?

# Why, it's Little Red Riding Hood

# Hey there, Little Red Riding Hood

# You sure are looking good

# You're everything that a big bad wolf would want

听我唱 Listen to me.

# Little Red Riding Hood

# I don't think even big girls should

# Go walking in these spooky old woods alone

# what big eyes you have

（女孩1）你被他迷住了 You're obsessed with him.

（女孩2）我没被迷住 只是很感兴趣罢了 I'm not obsessed, I'm just highly interested.

（女孩1）来吧 我们找办法来搞定吧 Come on. Let's settle this.

姑娘们，请...请坐 Girls, please, sit. Sit.

把你们的手掌交给泽拉来阅读吧 Let Zela read your palms.

哦，不，算了吧 这太愚蠢了 Oh, no. Forget it. This is stupid.

你就是愚蠢的，坐下拉 So are you. Sit down.

OK，泽拉，事情是这样的 OK, Zela, this is it.

我这个朋友迷上了一个 不肯给她回电话的小伙子 My friend here is basically obsessed with this guy that won't call her back

我们想知道是该把他完全忘掉 还是再拖个20年 and we need to know if she should forget him cold or hold out for the next 20 years.

好吧，无论如何，不管你看到什么 只消说：“把他忘得一干二净” well, anyways, whatever you see, just say, "Forget his ass."

不，不，不，不，不，不 我是想要你读我朋友的手掌 No, no, no, no, no, no. I need you to read my friend's.

鲜血 Blood.

- 不好意思？ - 我看见鲜血 - Excuse me? - I see blood.

很多鲜血 So much blood.

OK，很好，不过... OK, that's nice, but...

你也一样 You too.

你们俩都有危险 You're both in danger.

我们需要知道吗？ 不需要，回到男人的问题上 Need to know? No. Back to the guy.

那不是男人 It's not the guy.

它是...是会让你害怕的野兽 It's... it's the beast you should fear.

OK OK.

我们谈完了 we're done here.

- 来吧，贝基，我们走 - 小心月亮 - Come on, Becky. Let's go. - Beware the moon.

他就深藏在月光里 It feeds in the moonlight.

你不能和什么人都说这些没用的 You can't tell people this shit.

珍妮 Jenny.

你还是不要干这行了 Lay off the crack pipe.

珍妮 Jenny.

珍妮！ Jenny!

- 我要关后门了 - OK，宙赛 - I'm gonna lock up in the back. - OK, Jose.

嘿，好像有人来拜访你 Hey, looks like you got a visitor.

嘿，小朋友 你从哪来？ Hey, there, boy. where did you come from?

到这儿来 Come here.

哦 Oh.

拉锁？拉锁？ Zipper? Zip?

拉锁，嘿嘿，拉锁 Zipper. Hey, hey, Zipper.

嘿 Hey.

- 哦，你在这儿，真抱歉 - 哦，不，他真可爱 - Oh, there you are. I'm sorry. - Oh, no. He's adorable.

到这儿来 Come here.

真抱歉，他一分钟跑到这儿 下一分钟又... I'm sorry. One minute he's here, the next minute...

什...嘿，呃，布鲁克，对吧？ wh... Hey, uh, Brooke, right?

- 我认识你吗？ - 哦，是的，我们一起上学啊 - Do I know you? - Oh, yeah. we go to school together.

政治学，代数和法语课 我都坐在你后面 I sit behind you in Government, Algebra and French.

哦，真的？ Oh, really?

- 你确定 - 是啊，布鲁克·缪勒，吉米·迈耶斯 - Are you sure? - Yeah. Brooke Mueller, Jimmy Myers.

M-u，M-y 我已经坐在你后面，有好像3个年头了 M-u, M-y. I've sat behind you for, like, three years.

- 哦 - 真的 - Oh. - Yeah.

- OK - 嘿，布鲁克，你准备好了没？ - OK. - Hey, Brooke, are you ready?

差不多了，5分钟 Yeah, almost. Five minutes.

- 我们学校见 - OK，好的，不，我知道 - I'll see you at school. - OK, yeah. No, I know.

嘿，我知道你 Hey, I know you.

- 在体育课上 - 他名字叫比利 - From P.E. - His name's Billy.

- 呃，我是吉米 - 你是躲避球分叉目标（挨砸的主） - Uh, it's Jimmy. - You're the dodgeball crotch target.

- 你真该戴个杯子 - 住口，伯，OK？ - You should really wear a cup. - Stop it, Bo, OK?

我不过是很留意他罢了，这他管不着 每个学校都有一个，受贬损的对象 I'm just looking out for him. He can't help it. Every school's got one, the derogatory "it."

一个小丑要去参加同性恋聚会了 A geek on his way to fag town.

- 听着，我不是同性恋 - 失败 - Look, I'm not gay. - BuMer.

你是说你本来 就是个软屁股的胆小鬼？ You mean you're just an ass wimp-wad for no reason?

- 是的 - 真够厌恶的 - Yep. - (laughs) That sucks.

- 砰！ - 喔啊！ - Boo! - (boy) whoa!

你真是个混蛋，波 You're such a dick, Bo.

别搭理他，吉米 Just ignore him, Jimmy.

我觉得你的狗也是同性恋 - I think your dog is gay too. - (boys laugh)

许愿慈善会的事办得如何，布鲁克？ what's with the Make-A-wish charity case, Brooke?

- 嘿，艾莉 - 嗨 - Hey, Ellie. - Hi.

- 喂？ - 艾莉 - Hello? - (boy) Ellie.

- 嗨，吉米 - 我等着你呢 - Hi, Jimmy. - I'm waiting.

是啊，我知道 我顺路到“花哨”一趟，去看看杰克 Yeah, I know. I stopped by Tinsel on my way, to see Jake.

- 但我是你兄弟 - 我很快到那儿 - But I'm your broother. - I'll be there soon.

- 那，多快？ - 我说了很快，ok？ - Well, how soon? - I said soon, OK?

- 你知道有什么事情会发生吗？ - 知道 - Do you know what can happen to me? - Yes.

我知道有什么会发生在 一个站在好莱坞大道上的少年身上 I know what can happen to a teenager on Hollywood Boulevard.

- 是吗？ - OK，别抱怨了 - Do you? - OK. Quit whining.

- 好吧 - 好，再见 - Fine. - Yeah. Bye.

完美之至 Perfect.

- 非常好，非常好！ - 酷 - Excellent. Excellent! - Cool.

5万块花得值 50 grand well-spent.

- OK，现在挂到那里看起来好多了 - 了解 - OK. Looking good up there now. - You got it.

- 艾莉 - 嗨 - Ellie. - Hi.

嗨 Hi.

- 进行得怎么样？ - 离完成还差得远呢 - How's it going? - we're not even close to finished.

就给我四天干这份工，而2天后就开幕了 我累得串不上气来 I got four days work and the opening's in two. I am drowning in stress.

再吻吻我 Kiss me again.

你来这儿干吗？ - what are you doing here? - (metal clanking)

- 很好，跟你说，那样就好 - 我有几天没见到你了 - That's good. I told you. That's good. - I haven't seen you in days.

我想确认一下你还活着 这是什么？ I wanted to make sure you were still alive. what is this?

这是中世纪拷打用的刑具 It's a medieval torture device.

过些时候这会很有意思的 which could actually be fun later.

来吧 我给你做个2秒钟向导 Come on. I'll give you the two-second tour.

西班牙宗教裁判所 Spanish Inquisition,

弗兰克斯坦的试验室 Frankenstein's laboratory,

吸血鬼的棺材 Dracula's coffin.

那是什么？ what's that?

哦，那个 Oh, that.

那是一件纯银的复制品 用以作为狼人50周年的纪念 That is a sterling replica to coMemorate the 50th anniversary of The Wolf Man.

这是昌尼不动产捐赠的 It was donated by the Chaney estate.

喔哦 wow.

好莱坞星球餐厅 跟你们可没法比啊 Planet Hollywood has nothing on you guys.

嘘，这我们不谈论他们 Sh. we don't mention them here.

那么，我一直在想 So, I was thinking,

开幕那天我会在这儿 你也在这儿 I'll be here for the opening, and you'll be here,

那我们俩一起到这来怎么样？ so how about we be here together?

假如我真的要来开幕式的话 If I was actually going to the opening.

你什么意思？你必须来 这是你的夜晚，你必须要秀一秀 what do you mean? You have to go. It's your big night. You have to show off.

我只想蜷在被窝里 消失3天 All I wanna do is crawl into bed and disappear for three days.

呃，更好的办法 well, even better.

我也蜷在里头 I'll crawl in too.

抱歉，我需要您在这里签个字 Excuse me, I need a signature on this.

妈的，你能多等会儿吗？ Damn. Can you hold on for one second?

- 就这里 - 谢了 - (man) Right there. - (Jake) Thanks.

好的 Yeah.

杰克？ Jake?

有什么不对的吗？ Is there something wrong?

不，没什么不对 我只是被工作累垮了，还有这一团疯乱 No. There's nothing wrong. I'm just stressed out with work and this madness.

我只是...需要些时间和空间 I just... I need some time and some space.

OK OK.

给我电话，当你觉得该打的时候 明白吧？不给你压力 Just call me, when you feel like it, you know? No pressure.

我等了你一个多钟头了 I waited over an hour for you.

我很抱歉，好吧？ I'm sorry, OK?

- 想开一些好吗？ - 一个多钟头，我等了 - Do you want to drop it? - For over an hour, I waited.

是啊，好吧，大多数青少年 都有朋友帮忙搭车回家的 Yeah, well, most teenagers have friends who give them a lift home.

- 但是我没有打扰你 - 不是今晚，吉米，我们能不能不吵？ - But then I couldn't inconvenience you. - Not tonight, Jimmy. Can we just not fight?

看着路！ watch out!

- 你还好吗？ - 是的 - (Ellie) Are you OK? - Yeah.

拉锁 Zipper.

没事了，兄弟 It's OK, boy.

有人受伤了 找找我的手机，打电话求救 Someone could be hurt. Find my cellphone. Call for help.

- 你还好吗？ - 哦，上帝，救救我，求你！ - Hello? - (woman) Oh, God. Help me. Please!

我这就来 I'm coming.

救救我，求你！ Help me, please!

我这就来 我正试图接近你 I'm coming. I'm trying to get to you.

- 你还好吧？ - 求你把我从这里救出去，我卡住了 - Are you OK? - Please just get me out of here. I'm stuck.

OK，OK OK. OK.

哦，上帝，救命！ Oh, God. Help!

- 救救我，上帝 - 你的腿还有感觉吗？ - Help me, God. - Can you feel your legs?

- 我想还有，挡泥板刚陷了进来 - OK - I think so. The dashboard's just caved in. - OK.

- 你有千斤顶吗？ - 呃，是的是的，在后备箱 - Do you have a jack? - Uh, yeah. Yeah. It's in the trunk.

好的，我现在去拿，好吧？ 马上就回来 All right. I'm gonna try to go get it, OK? I'll be right back.

好的，快点，求你！ OK. Hurry, please!

哦，上帝 Oh, God.

- Hello? Hello? No, no, I can't hear you. - (operator breoaks up)

- Shit. AT&T... - (car playing loud music)

嘿嘿嘿！停下！停下！ Hey! Hey, hey, hey, stop! Stop!

- 上帝啊，人们，都是怎么了？ - 911急救，喂喂？ - Jesus, people, what's wrong with you? - (operator) 911 emergency. Hello? Hello?

- 喂？等等，你现在能听见了吗？ - 911急救，是的，先生 - Hello? wait, wait. Can you hear me now? - 911 emergency. Yes, I can, sir.

- 好的，听着，这儿发生了事故 - 哪里，先生？ - All right, listen, there's been a wreck. - Whereo, sir?

我在穆贺兰道（大卫 林奇？） 就在冷水区东面 I'm on Mulholland Drive, just east of Coldwater.

- 上帝啊 - 嘿，冷静，是我而已 - Jesus. - Hey, calm down. It's just me.

- 我打电话求救了 - 哦，好的 - I called for help. - Oh, good.

那儿外面怎么了？ what's going on out there?

我不能打开后备箱 I couldn't get the trunk open,

不过救援队已经上路了，好吧？ 再坚持几分钟就行 but help's on the way, OK? Just hold on a few more minutes.

- 你听见了吗？ - 什么？ - Do you hear that? - what?

我听见滴水声，好像漏水了 I hear dripping, like leaking.

你闻到瓦斯味了吗？我闻到了 哦，上帝，车要爆炸了 Do you smell gas? I smell gas. Oh, God. The car's gonna blow up.

- 不不不，这车不会爆炸 - 呃，实际上它会的 - No, no, no. The car is not gonna blow up. - Uh, actually it could.

- 耶稣基督，快他妈的让我离开这儿 - OK，好的好的 - Jesus Christ, get me the fuck out of here! - OK, all right, all right.

让我试试 Let me try.

呃，嗨 Uh, hi.

- 如果我可以起来，到下面... - 你做就好了！ - If I could get up, underneath... - Just do it!

OK，OK，好的 OK, OK. All right.

- 等一下，好了，我想我可以了 - 哦，上帝，拜托拜托 - Wait. All right. I think I'm getting it. - Oh, God. Please, please.

等等 你能再等一会吗？ wait, can you be still for a second?

你们把车开下山 却他妈的没一点事 You try flipping your car down a mountain and then being fucking still.

或许你们应该抓紧一点 Maybe you guys should hurry up.

- 好了，冷静 - 我很冷静 - (Jimmy) All right. Calm down. - (Becky) I am calm!

我想我马上要成了 - (Jimmy) I think I'm getting it. - (birdo screoeches)

好了，OK All right, OK.

- OK，够着了 - 哦，上帝，谢谢 - OK, I got it. - Oh, my God. Thank you.

哦，帮我弄弄安全带 Oh, help me with the seat belt.

哦，妈的 Oh, shit.

哦，妈的，OK Oh, shit. OK.

- OK，OK - 哦 - OK. OK. - Oh.

- 你还好吧？ - 是的 - Are you OK? - Yeah.

我的腿...需要帮忙，受伤了 - My legs... There's help. They hurt. - (sireon)

警察来了 The police are coming.

是啊，好吧 我希望你们有买保险 Yeah, well, I hope you guys have insurance.

什么？不不，是事故，我们撞到动物 或者它撞上我们，我还不能确定 what? No, no, it was an accident. we hit an animal, or it hit us. I'm not even sure.

- 不是条狗，是吧？ - 实际上，它是... - It wasn't a dog, was it? - Actually, it was...

艾莉！抓住我 Ellie! Hold on to me.

吉米！ Jimmy!

不！ No!

吉米！ Jimmy!

艾莉 Ellie.

走！走阿！ Go! Go!

- 你认为她...？ - 不，不，走，走，走阿 - Do you think she...? - No. No, go. Go, go, go.

哦，吉米 Oh, Jimmy.

妈的，看看你的胳膊 Shit, look at your arm.