Send Me to the Clouds (送我上青云)

D*mn it, the weather is too dry! I simply can't light this cigarette.

I'm at the scene.

The fire started from the mountain top. The estimated spread is about 7 to 8 mu (4,600 to 5,400 square meters).

Humidity was 98%. At the bottom of the mountain is a construction site that was shut down.

Director Li's description was exaggerated and didn't match reality.

As for the real cause of what started the fire...

F*ck.

You set the fire?

Reporting to Commander, the mission was accomplished successfully.

Is that an iron pot on your head?

It's a “message pot".

What is it for?

To improve reception from outer space.

I ran into a nutcase.

Didn't I tell you? It was arson. Pay up!

Where's the evidence?

It was kicked down the mountain by a nutcase.

All right.

You are really good. Even the nutcase wasn't a match for you.

Come.

This is the town's most bustling place. The average spending per person is ¥25 ($3.86 USD).

Our dear Director Li, Mr. Li Ping,

wants to build a Manhattan Shopping Street right here.

Luckily, the villagers thwarted it.

The lousy plan has been stalled for over a year already. It's almost completely forgotten by now.

What's wrong?

That d*mned nutcase kicked right on my stomach.

Get up first.

- Don't- - Get up!

Slowly!

Get in the car. We're going to the hospital.

Playing the fire-fighting hero here to cheat the locals' trust.

The blockhead Director Li is not as dumb as he looks.

Look at this. It uses the age 27 as a cut-off point

before a woman is classified as "leftover". Look!

At 27 years old?

Yes. It doesn't matter if you're pretty or rich,

as soon as you turn 27 and you're not married,

you'll be considered a "leftover woman".

I didn't say this. It was officially certified.

"2007 Report on Language & Living Conditions in China"

What about men?

Men are always eligible as bachelors.

Get lost!

What are you doing?

Keep an eye on your bag.

You have a death wish?

- Whoever referred you here doesn't matter.. - Okay, okay.

- Doctor, I'm sorry. - Wait for them to call your number.

Okay.

Count yourself lucky. You got a CT-scan last month because you got hit.

There's a tumor in your left ovary with a high likelihood of it growing bigger or metastasis occurring.

Why were you so late in getting the results?

I never fool around with men. I haven't had a sex life for a couple of years.

How could I have gotten ovarian cancer?

I even had a patient who was a virgin.

You'll have to prepare money for the chemo and surgery fees,

because the treatment won't be fully covered by medical insurance.

300,000 yuan ($46,300 USD)?

Can it be cheaper?

How much money do you need?

My card has 30,000, so I am short around 200,000 ($31,000 USD).

That's not called being short. It's called being poor.

How do I look?

- Do I have the manner of a young entrepreneur? - Idiot.

What are you stamping?

Didn't I already tell you?

You have to do it this way to let the customers find it pleasing to the eye.

If you can set up a side business, do you need to go so far as to ask me for money?

With your attitude, it serves you right to be poor.

Sheng Nan.

It's not optimistic for your sickness.

Even if you have the surgery, there's only a 50% chance of living five more years.

It would be very difficult to live even 10 more years.

So...so this money...

So this money I....I really can't lend it to you.

What if you don't make it? Who will I go to?

You have a point.

What are you doing? Don't open the curtains, alright?

Stop feeling dejected, alright? Sheng Nan.

Any problem that money can solve is not a problem at all.

How about this? I've got a job for you.

An entrepreneur wants to use his own money to write an autobiography for his father.

The ghostwriting fee just happens to be 300,000 yuan.

If you want to take this job, I'll take 20%.

Don't you, a money-grubber, owe me an apology right now?

That article of Director Li putting out the fire?

I was afraid of implicating you, so I didn't even sign with your name.

Then I should be thanking you?

You're welcome. Take time to think about writing that autobiography.

What are the names of the entrepreneur and his father?

Sheng Nan, look! There's another issue with this illness.

This female patient said,

"I lost my sex drive after the surgery.“

“After my ovaries were removed, my body stopped producing estrogen.”

”I can't have a sexual life anymore. I've completely lost the pleasure and it really hurts."

Sheng Nan, I think you should properly treasure the time you have before your operation.

What's the name of the entrepreneur?

It's destiny.

[Entrepeneur, Li Ping, was severely injured when trying to put out a large forest fire.]

Hello.

Nan Nan, let me give you a hug.

Get out of my way!

You can't blame me!

It was that car just now that blocked me!

What happened to your face?

What happened to your lips?

Lip augmentation treatment. For every 2 shots, you get an extra shot.

I got the extra shot. The swelling will be gone by tomorrow.

Go to my Dad's office.

Go to your Dad's office? When your Dad calls, you come back.

Why do you ignore me when I call?

Wait a moment.

What brings you here? You didn't even give me a heads up?

I brought you a bottle of wine.

- You fought again? - Yeah.

Did you win or lose?

I won.

It's good that you won.

How have you been lately?

I get by.

Do you have enough money?

Well...

I mortgaged our family's houses. I'm tight on cash this year.

If you have any spare money, help repay it for me first.

Your loan application wasn't approved?

The bank stopped giving any loans to me.

Now, Sun Yuting has introduced another credit company to me.

Her again?

She has lots of ideas and dares to act.

She also has a way with people. A talent.

Knowing her for so many years, how wouldn't I know what kind of person she is?

Different people have different uses.

Look at you. You're not young anymore.

How much money do you earn running around all day?

Go borrow money from someone else then.

How can you call it "borrowing money "? I worked so hard to raise you.

Having you repay your parents is not asking for too much, right?

My monthly rent is 4000 yuan ($600). How can I have saved up that much money?

If the rent is too expensive, then don't rent such a nice apartment!

Isn't it a waste of money?

The money I save is for you to buy handbags for your mistress, right?

Don't always keep standing up for your mother! She already received enough from this family.

The way we live now is the best option for us.

If my mom is also cheating on you, would you still feel this is the best option?

If I went to find Sun Yiting's dad, would you be happy about it?

I can't be bothered to talk with you anymore.

- Happy birthday! - Happy birthday!

- Here, Ming Ming. - Come and blow out the candles.

Blow out the candles.

Happy birthday to you!

- Thank you, Sister. - Thank you, Sister.

- Aunty, I'll give you a toast. - Okay.

Thank you for looking after my mom for all these years.

Happy Birthday!

Thinking back twenty years, your family's income was only a few hundred yuan.

It was hard back then.

Our old Sheng was already making more than 10,000 yuan (a well-off family in the 1970s).

Nan Nan was the only one in her entire school who could afford brand name sneakers.

Not only that, she only wore Nike!

So I asked her, "Why do you only wear this one brand?"

Guess how she answered?

She said, "Mom, don't you see it? There's a checkmark on the shoe!"

This girl really was competitive since young.

She always fights for who's right and wrong in everything.

- Is she still wearing it? - Let me see.

- Come on, Auntie. - Come on.

Lift your leg up, so I can see.

Lift it up. Show us!

Wow! It's New Balance.

She has upgraded!

Success! Success! Success!

Hello?

I'm taking that autobiography job. I've set off to Mt. Yun.

Okay.

Can I ask an audience member to come up and answer some questions?

Which foods are deficient in yang (Chinese medicine- lack of vital energy)?

What foods help nourish a deficiency of yang? What foods help nourish a deficiency of yin (Chinese medicine- insufficient body fluid)?

What foods help with the overall internal balance (yin and yang)?

Wh-wh-what's your situation?

I have to tell you something.

It has been three months since my period last came.

Are you pregnant?

It's menopause.

Isn't that normal?

How is it normal? I've just only turned 50 years old.

It's all due to you and your dad making me angry. Your dad has his own things to do and so do you.

It's only me who's unnecessary.

I've made up my mind.

I'm going to run away from home. I want to find my true self.

Liang Meizhi, when did you ever have a "true self"?

You must have misunderstood yourself. Teach me first how you're going to find it.

You still need me to teach you? You're very smart. You know everything!

You have a big ego and you're very arrogant.

Talk softer.

When I was young, I was full of myself too. Lots of men liked me.

Your dad has found a lover, so I have to find one too.

I'll have my true self once I find one.

That's enough.

I'm going on a business trip. Why are you coming along?