Togetherness

Man: They're ready for you, Alex!

I'm 10-1, Kurt!

Alex, I can't really hear with the noise out here.

- You ready? - I'm coming!

Kurt: You want me to come in?

No, no, no, no, no!

- Okay, I'm coming in. - No, no, no!

Hey, how you doing?

Come here, big boy.

Bye, Kurt.

Watch your step.

Lucy, those curls are luscious!

Headed in with first team.

Dizzy Dean, what's happening?

Unh! In the house!

Last looks.

A little sweaty now, aren't we?

Jesus, again?

Make me look beautiful.

Oh, it's the easiest job in the world.

All right, people, we gotta roll.

- Buh-bye. - Bye.

Hey, bud,

there's a couple fans out here who'd really like a quick autograph

if you don't mind.

- Really? - Yeah.

Happy birthday!

Happy birthday! Hey!

Oh, my God!

What's happening?

What's the matter? Your phone doesn't work in Louisiana?

Oh, dude, I lost my phone,

- and then I got a new one... - Hi.

- Hey! You looked scared for a second. - Yeah.

- Tina. - Hey.

Captain.

They tell me you're doing a bang up job.

In fact, they won't shut up about it.

Oh, that's...

All right, I gotta steal him away.

But y'all can watch in video village if you want.

- Okay. - All right.

Okay, I'll be back.

I gotta run too. Let's all do dinner.

Great.

Roll camera, roll sound.

Speed. Scene 88, take one.

And... action!

Now.

- (snickers) - Shh.

It'll look right after it goes through VFX.

What has he done to you, Agnes?

I'm dying, my darling.

Without you, I don't want to go on.

You must stay...

- (crying) - and continue the Lord's work

from the dark side.

Director: Crash!

You're too late!

Director: And cut!

- (bell rings) - Jesus Christ, Pappas!

- (applause) - One-take wonder over here.

Nice one, mate.

Oh my God, that was amazing.

- Thank you so much. - All right, we got this.

Let's turn it around, people.

Uh, we're just doing one take? 'Cause I'm just getting warmed up, so...

Okay, the dolly, the lights, the tears, the sword.

Trust me this one time, we got it.

No, no, no. I know I killed it,

but she actually stepped on my line.

Can we get that clean?

All right, going again.

- Alex: Thank you. - Director: One more for Mr. Pappas.

Brett: Weird, man, it was almost like that director

was, like, afraid of him or something.

It's a very interesting dynamic going on.

Got it.

Is this a Radisson?

Yeah, I tried to get something a little more New Orleansy,

but the French Quarter was all sold out.

Sorry.

Did you do that?

I don't know what happened. Who put that there?

That's so nice.

Would you like to eat the shit out of some french fries and pie?

Sure.

Hi.

Hi.

Um, what are you doing here?

Hello?

Oh.

Hold on a second. It's Tina.

She's in the lobby.

Hello.

Okay, now this is a real collector's item.

What is it?

It is the compass to an ancient ship.

How much?

$4,200.

It's dirty.

It's a one-of-a-kind.

Five hundo.

Heh.

What should I do?

Do you like this?

Tina, I don't know. Get that, get that, I...

It doesn't matter.

What's the matter with you?

I...

What bug crawled up your ass?

Nothing.

Okay, well, I need your help, I mean, this important.

Things have been so weird with Alex,

and I just wanna find him a birthday gift that...

that has a little bit of meaning.

Because I feel like he's still mad at me from the whole thing before,

and I don't want to go through this, like, tension with him anymore...

I slept with David.

Please say something.

Uh...

You're freaked out. You're so freaked out.

- No! - I'm the worst person in the world.

- No. Wait a minute... - I freaked you out.

- Oh, okay, no, no. - You think I'm disgusting. Oh, God.

What?! I just had no idea you were planning on doing it.

I wasn't planning on... on anything.

It just...

Sacramento was like this perfect storm.

And like, as soon as it was over, I was like,

"Oh, you're just a fucking dude.

"You're just like this dude who's like, in my bed now."

And I just wanted him out, and I felt so sick.

I felt so sick.

Okay, honey, it's okay.

Oh, fuck.

And Brett has been, like, the greatest husband ever.

It's so hard to keep it in, Tina.

It's making me crazy. It's so hard.

I'm walking around with a secret he should know.

I'm gonna have to tell him. I'm gonna tell him.

- Okay. - Yeah.

- Do you want my advice? - Yes.

Keep your fucking mouth shut.

Tina, I can't.

Uh, yeah, you can.

- That's not good advice. - Can I tell you something else?

I have fucked... one or two married people,

and, you know, the time that it became a disaster

was 'cause he told his wife.

And you know what I meant to this guy?

Nothing.

Oh my God, your fucking husband just walked in here.

- What the fuck? - Oh, Tina, oh my God.

Did he hear us talking?

- No, he just... - What's he doing in here?

He's shopping.

What do you wanna do?

Can we... I...

Hey, dork!

Hey, guys! What are you doing here?

Hi, babe.

Why would you answer to "dork"?

- I don't know. - Can I help you with something, sir?

Uh, I'm good. I'm just browsing. Thanks.

I'll take this.

Alex: Good, Larry.

Tina, you're flat.

Perfect pitch.

Thank you.

All right. Yay!

Little bit over here.

All right, there we go.

Good, good.

Okay, presents?

Mmm, yes, presents! Yes.

Okay, so...

Michelle and I have something for you. It's not easily transportable.

So, we got a picture

- Okay. - so you can kind of see what it is.

Awesome.

Brett: Michelle tracked it down.

Is that his real autograph?

Brett: It's an original.

Come on, the suspense is killing me.

It's an original "It's a Wonderful Life" poster

with Jimmy Stewart's actual autograph.

Gah! You guys are amazing.

Aww. Oh-ho.