Hadh Kar Di Aapne (Hadh कर दी आपने)

Now that you have dared to challenge me..

..be ready to face the reality.

I have never come across a deceitful woman like you.

You are not loyal yourself. -Order! Order! Order!

Screaming and yelling is contempt of court.

Your lawyers will speak for you.

Where is your lawyer?

Sorry sir. Neem Carrey reporting sir.

Sorry Sir, sorry.

Why did you slip inside the court this way?

Your Honour, I am a slippery character.

My neighbours say that's our family inborn quality.

Once my father slipped in the muck..

..and directly entered the court.

Suddenly he realised, he had forgotten..

..to pay my mother for the household expenses.

My mother was in the bathroom.

She slipped on the washing soap, and came directly to the court.

And that's why, as a lawyer..

..I will see the end of Sanjay Khanna. -What?

I mean, achieve your goal.

Because I know..

..you want to divorce your wife Anjali Khanna at any cost.

And I will get you that. -Yes your honour.

I cannot stay with this woman now.

No one can.

He is not human. -What?

He is an angel. She's not fit for him.

Your honour, I am fed up of this man myself.

You cannot argue in the court.

Do you have a lawyer?

Your honour.

I am Anjali Khanna's advocate. Ram Carrey reporting.

What have you done to yourself?

Why don't you do something about it?

Sir, what else do you want him to do?

There's no limit.

He has done this to himself.

I know everything. It's my son Neem Carrey's doings.

Your honour, he knew that I was winning this case.

And so he locked me up in the bathroom.

But truth can never stay locked up. I broke open the door.

Look, it even tore my clothes. Take a look at my condition.

Your honour, my first charge on the night of January the 7th.

Mrs. Anjali Khanna was with Mr. Menon in Hilton Hotel.

You are wrong.

On the night of 7th January Anjali was not with Mr. Menon.

In fact, she was with Mr. Kanan.

Carrey uncle. -Did I overdo it?

Your honour, who is this Kanan?

You are defending the case, and you don't know who Kanan is?

Chandan's brother, Kanan. -Who is Chandan?

Manan's son, Chandan. -Who is Manan?

Babban's neighbour.

But your honour what relation does..

..the neighbour have with this case?

Your honour, this fool doesn't know anything.

Actually, Anjali doesn't have any affair with anyone.

He's the one having an affair.

Last week, he presented..

..Sunzina with a diamond necklace worth 1.1 million rupees.

Wrong. It wasn't worth 1.1 million rupees.

Mr. Khanna gifted a necklace worth Rs.1100. That's all.

What are you saying?

He presented her the necklace.

That means he has an affair with Suzina too.

Not just Suzina, he has an affair with Melina too.

Who is Melina?

The one who came with Lilina. -Who is Lilina?

Tina's neighbour.

But son what relation does the neighbour have with this case?

The same way Chandan, Manan and Babban do, Daddy.

Don't try to be smart, understand.

Your honour.

He's a complete fool. And still wants to defend this case.

But, currently his wife has an affair with eleven people.

And her husband is having his 25th affair.

25 affairs. You think that's possible, Sir.

Is he the grandson of Wajid Ali Shah?

He's lying. Has gone completely crazy.

He resorted to tearing clothes.

His own and others too. Take a look.

Both the parties couldn't prove the truth.

And the court cannot give its verdict..

..without concrete evidence.

And that's why, the court grants your one months time.

Within a month, you will have to gather evidence.

That will prove this madam wrong.

And Madan, within this one month..

..try to gather some evidence that..

..will prove this mister wrong.

Only then will the court give its verdict.

Whether you should be permitted to get divorce or not.

I have to gather evidence within a month. But how?

The court has really got me in a fix.

How will this happen, Uncle?

You cannot catch him red-handed because he meets girls slyly.

Tell me Uncle, what can I do?

Tell him that you are going to Europe for 15-20 days. -Yes.

This way, he won't fear you catching him.

And he will meet the girls openly.

And instead of going to Europe..

..you can stay here and catch him red-handed.

But won't he know that I am right here and not in Europe.

He won't? Send one of your friends in your place.

Uncle, this can be arranged.

I had a friend in college, Anjali Khanna.

At that time, I was Anjali Kapoor.

After marrying this idiot, I have become Anjali Khanna.

And so, Anjali Khanna will go on this tour.

Sister, the groom's family has arrived.

And the boy looks so handsome. -Quiet.

Even our grocery seller is good looking for you. -Yes.

Listen, get the tea tray.

And then watch Anjali work her magic. -Wow.

Attention, sister is coming.

Come dear, come.

This is Mr. Sharma.

Mrs. Sharma. And their son, Monty.

Bless you. -Bless you, Dear.

Greetings.

Are you winking at me? -It's habitual.

Please come with me. To that corner.

I want to talk to you in private. Please come.

Go on son, go.

Here. Have some tea. -Thank you.

Why are you hands trembling so much?

I had too much to drink last night. -You drink too. -Yes.

Half a bottle every night. -Half a bottle.

Yes. But if I am in the mood, I finish the entire bottle.

She is a drunkard.

You will know my qualities once we get married.

By the way, what is the number of your flat?

107. -Really! That means, today if I place a bet..

..on number one and seven, I am sure to win. -You gamble.

So does my daddy. -What?

Yes. But don't tell mummy about your flat number. -Why?

Actually, mummy likes to bet on horses.

The number of your flat is 107.

And my mummy will bet everything on horses one and seven.

Oh God. That's too bad.

That's nothing. There's something even worse. -What's that?

My uncle. -Yes.

He takes contracts. -Constructions.

Murders.

The only thing missing in this family is a dacoit.

Not for long. -What?

Once we get married. And then..when he's born.

We will send him to Chambal for training.

Daddy. -Yes, Son. -What's wrong?

Mummy. -What happened, Son? -Let's leave, quickly.

Before we land in some trouble. Let's go.

But what's wrong? -I have heard everything too. Let's leave.

Fine then, we are leaving. Goodbye. -Please listen to me.

My wife has heard everything.

And I don't want to hear anything else. Come on.

Brother. -It was such a nice proposal. The boy works for CID.

Daddy, Mummy, Uncle.

You know, everything in my life has been of my choice.

Then, how can I marry a boy of your choice?

I will marry only someone of my choice.

Or else I won't get married.

That's why I put up this charade. - Very good! Bravo!

We were putting up a charade too. -What?

We knew that you were just acting.

My son is a CID officer. -And I am ready for this marriage.

Oh no. -Oh yes.

I don't want to get married right now.

Anjali. -Anjali. -Anjali.

I am in a real problem. Please help me.

But Anjali, how can I help you in getting a divorce?

I want to catch Sanjay red-handed.

So you want me to flirt with your husband.

And you will click photographs of us together.

And present them in the court.

Not really. I will go after him. -Then, why do you need me?

Anjali. I will let Sanjay know..

..that I am leaving for a tour of Europe.

But instead, you will go in my place.

He will become relaxed. And, I will catch him red handed.

Brilliant. This will solve both our problems.

And I can get away from these marriage hassles.

Okay, done. I am booking the ticket.

Come in.

Hello. -Hello.

Come on. Where to?

Sangeeta, my dear.

But we are supposed to go out in the evening.

This is my working time. Why go now?

This is Anjali Khanna speaking, and not Sangeeta.

Khanna. -No dear, I don't do such things.

Chela Ramani, fix your hearing aide.

What did you say? What should I get fixed?

I get it. My hearing aide. It has a lose connection.

It's Anjali Khanna speaking.

Anjali. Sister-in-law, now I know.

Tell me, why did you call? -Listen.

I want one ticket for Europe tour.

You don't get cakes here, Sister-in-law.

This is a travel agency.