The L Word - Fifth Season

My mother faced her illness with courage,

but was still unabled to defeat it.

Unfortunately, her story is all too familiar.

Especially to so many who are here.

So today, we ride in honor of our friends and loved ones

who have succomb to breast cancer,

and our friends and loved ones who are survivors.

And by being here today,

you are not only helping to raise awareness,

but you're helping in the quest to find a cure.

You're helping to save lives.

Now, get out there and have an amazing ride!

Welcome to the 2008 Subaru Pink Ride!

I am kicking your ass.

- Oh, please. - What?!

You think I can't take you?

- Uh, no. - Oh, great!

- Hey, it's Tasha! - Hey, what's going on?

- Hey, how are you? - Hey, what's going on?

Hey, Alice, this is T. and this is Nicole.

Papi and I used to play, uh we used to play basketball with them

- before I went to the service. - Hey, Coco Girls put together a team.

- Yeah? - Who's that? Who's Coco?

Oh, it's a gay club downtown.

Really?

I thought I knew all the lezzy clubs. I guess not.

It's mostly black. It's kind of a different thing.

- It's good to see you, Tash. - Oh yeah, you too.

Coco Girls can give you a run for your money.

No doubt.

- You can come party with us later. Yeah? - Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll come and find you, guys.

- Alright. See you. - Alright.

Was she uh... was she flirtin' with you?

- Maybe. A little bit. - A little bit? A little bit. I thought so.

- Jealous? - No.

... the win's sitting at 2.5 million dollars!

What the fuck?!

- Hi, Tina. - Niki, what are you doing here?

I'm raising awareness for breast cancer. Do you know that in ten, we're going die...

You are supposed to be in L.A.

doing the cover for Rolling Stones magazine.

Tina, it's fine. Adele rescheduled it.

- Oh, you rescheduled it. - Yeah, Jenny asked me to.

- But don't worry. Mario, the photographer... - I know who Mario is.

- Mario was hot for Adele. - No, he's not.

Yeah, yeah. Jenny made Adele hot and now Mario is totally hot for her.

- Nobody's hot. - He's totally in love with you, Adele.

- Adele, are you gay? - Shut up! Okay?

Whatever. Fine. It would have been good for "Lez Girls"

if you had done it, alright?

But you guys are not supposed to be seen together. Okay?

I promised your managers.

- You can get me fired. - Tina,

it's not like we're gonna be having sex on the side of the road.

Here. Look. I'll put these on and no one will recognize me.

- Excuse me. - Right?

- Are you Niki Stevens? - Yeah.

I quit. I fucking quit.

Bringing in awareness around the glob,

- to breast cancer! - Grab your hands, that's a good one.

- Alright. Hey! Here. - What?

Why are you here?

Well I had this great pink shirt that said Subaru already,

- so I figured I just... - Molly, go home.

It's a free country. I can support boobs if I want to.

Go boobs!

See?

So you, you flew all the way up here?

She flew all the way up here to keep fighting with you, girl.

That's true love! That's true love.

Okay, I know it's probably stalking, but if you would listen to me...

Molly, I don't wanna listen to you.

I really don't.

I'm the uneducated one, remember?

Isn't that what you said to your mom? I'm uneducated. No, no. Listen to me.

I think those were your exact words, right? No, they were!

I don't wanna be your fucking loser fuck buddy. I really don't.

I don't want you to pity me, I don't want you to save me.

I don't wanna be your teacher in the gay world. I don't wanna any of it.

- So just, just go home. - 5,

4,

3,

2,

1!

"To Die in L.A." by West Indian Girl -

I need to tell you something.

What?

You look really great in those pants.

Fuck you...

Fuck you!

Yeah?

I don't want Jodi to know about us.

She's gonna find out eventually.

No, I mean, I don't want

her to know that we were fooling around behind her back.

I mean,

it's okay if she thinks we talked about it,

but I don't want her to think we acted on it,

you know, before the two of you broke up.

I don't want anybody to know.

Except for Kit.

Yeah, nobody needs to know, Tina.

She, she doesn't need to know.

Well,

to your left.

Come on, Tasha.

Hurry up! Come on, come on, come on!

- Come on. - Let's roll. Hurry up!

It's a ride. Not a race.

Come on!

Alright, just go ahead.

How long do you think it will last for?

I have no idea, but I am not dressed for this weather.

We love you, Niki!

Does that ever bother you?

No, much of the time, it's funny.

So how long have you and Jenny been friends for?

Two years.

Where did you guys meet?

Bette and Tina had a party two years ago.

That's when Jenny first moved to L.A.

Oh, yeah, yeah. We shot that scene.

- Yes, we did. - Yes.

So, did you guys ever hook up?

- Me and Jenny?! - Yeah.

Fuck no!

Why not? My friends are always sleeping out

with each other. So...

No, not in this case.

- Well, you know, she's really beautiful... - Yes, she is.

...and you're not so bad yourself. So, I'm surprised.

Well, I figure that just because you can, it

doesn't mean you should.

- Hey! Where have you been? - Fuck!

I fucked my pussy.

It's so numb.

- Hi. - Listen.

- What? - Can you please

do something about the stalker?

- I don't have to do anything about my stalker. - Yes, you do.

- No. - 'Cause she's been following you around for 30 miles.

Yeah, well that means I have 170 to go.

- You guys come with? - No.

"Sofia" by West Indian Girl -

I race you.

- What? - Next pit stop.

If I win, you have to listen. If you win, I go home.

Alright. Go, go!

Shit!

I'm sorry!

Just give me another chance! Please!

I'm sorry! Come on!

Come on...

No!

- I love you! - What?!

Whoa, wait.

- I won. - No, no, no, no.

Wait, you're in love with me?

No. I just said that so you would stop.

You cheated.

Ow! So what, I still won.

Oh, my ass is killing me.

Okay, I know I'm a disaster, but you have to listen to me

because that was the bet.

- Make it fast. - I don't know if I'm gay,

I don't know if I'm straight, but I know that I want to be with you.

- We had terrible sex. - No, it was great for me!

You don't just get on a bike and know how to ride it.

Same with riding a girl.

So I freaked out. Big deal.

You've just been with so many girls that you don't remember your first time.

Well, guess what, it was my first time.

And it was great!

It was better than with Richard, and with guys,

and with anybody! And I'm really into you!

And I swear, next time, I will so go down on you!

Molly, Molly, you're making a scene. Please.

Seriously, why do you want to be with me?

Think about it. Because you've been using me

- to get back at your mother the whole time. - I haven't.

I haven't been using you.

I've never flown to the Pacific Northwest to chase a girl I barely know.

And I'm here and I'm really crazy about you.

And I need you to give me another chance even if I'm

awful in bed.

I know I'm still Gay 101, but I'm a really fast learner

and before you know it, I'm gonna be Advanced Placement Gay,

and then Graduate Level Gay,

and fuck law school, I'll get my Doctorate in fucking Gay!

Are you going to stop talking?

- Yes. - Promise me?

No more pink, though.

Oh ladies, look at this.

So many. there are so many.

We love you Dana,

and we miss you every day.

You're in our hearts, Dana.

- "Great Escape" by Moby feat. Azure Ray -

I wish Angie was with with us today.

She would love this.