Creature Commandos

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- Hurry up! -

Shall I open fire, General?

Step back, GI Robot, and keep mum.

The Bride and Nina are inside.

- They're not moving. -

So, they've almost certainly been captured

by Circe and the Sons of Themyscira.

Once the enemy is in your sights, attack,

and don't stop until they're all dead or incapacitated...

You gettin' the hang of this, Tin Man?

Most certainly, sir.

Good. Me and Easy been through this

more than a few times.

Just follow our lead.

German forces shouldn't be too far up ahead.

We just need to take 'em by surpri...

Sure Shot, you got eyes?

Just arrived at the crescent, sir.

Let me...

Sergeant, get out of there! Now!

Fall back!

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- Sergeant, get down! -

Hit the dirt!

Good God d...

Damn, Tin Man,

I've never seen anything like that!

I don't give a hoot if he's metal,

he's forever a brother of every man in Easy Company.

Cheers to the Tin Man!

- - What the hell?

It's a trap of some sort!

What? Point your head, woman. Where are they?

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- Where are they? - They're gone!

Circe and the Sons of Themyscira?

- Yes! - They're gone?

That's what I said!

- Then why were you screaming? - I wanted you to get

the damn tape off my mouth!

Where is friend Nina?

They took her upstairs before they left.

What are you doing out here?

We thought we were recruiting monsters,

not damsels in distress!

Nina!

I'm in here, help!

GI!

Friend Nina,

my disappointment in having no Nazis to kill when I arrived

is lessened by my pleasure that you are alive.

Hello.

I can't stay out of the water.

The helmet on my suit was shattered,

and I can't breathe without it.

But I have a spare back at the castle.

Do not worry, friend Nina.

Circe and the Sons. They attacked you,

and then, they just left you here alive?

Why would they do...

- Uh-oh. - Everyone!

Back to the castle now!

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General, I didn't wanna come. I followed her here, I...

That doesn't matter now! Move, Alexi.

Get us back to the castle. Circe led us here on purpose.

She wanted us to be away from the castle

so she could get to the princess.

Oh, ne!

The United States is home

to the greatest minds in the world,

and that is an absolute certainty.

Now, how do I know?

Well, let's just say the proof is in the pudding,

and the pudding, ladies and gentlemen,

is my next guest, GI Robot!

Why am I pudding?

Go, go!

This incredible mechanical soldier

is the product of the greatest scientists in the US Army.

GI Robot is a killing machine

who took down over 1,000 enemy troops in the war.

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Do you see something interesting out there, GI?

Can I call you GI?

You just did call me GI.

- - Yes, I did, didn't I?

Have you checked all these people's identification cards?

No, we haven't done that.

Why would we have done that, GI?

To see if are any known Nazis.

If so, they will be dispatched of,

in short order.

Well, I don't think there are any Nazis here.

That's what a Nazi would say.

Uh, what?

As you can see, the robot's personality

wasn't exactly built for these kinds of publicity tours.

- AI system. - What?

It's a term I prefer over "robot."

I've always been fascinated by the old film

of the subject in combat, but I never realized

he seems to have some type of vague self-awareness.

It's extraordinary.

The first of his type, really.

We're gonna retire it from the stage,

but thought it could be of use to you and your studies.

Indeed.

GI Robot, at attention, sir!

Well, hello.

I'm Dr. William Magnus,

a scientist and engineer.

My specialty is artificial intelligence.

Are you a Nazi?

No. I'm not a Nazi.

Oh.

Where is my body?

I'm just, uh, studying you.

I'll piece you back together later,

perhaps with a few improvements if I'm feeling generous.

You're truly remarkable work, especially for 1943.

Are there Nazis nearby?

You're awful preoccupied with Nazis.

I was created with the sole mandate

to kill Nazis and their allies.

But do you want to kill Nazis?

What I want is irrelevant.

My directive is all that matters.

But, if you, theoretically, had no directive,

what is it that you desire?

Someday I'd like to be reunited

and see my boys.

Your boys?

The boys of Easy Company, sir.

And kill Nazis with them.

Have you seen them?

I have not. The war was 20 years ago.

Sergeant Frank Rock, Bulldozer,

Little Sure Shot, Wildman,

Canary, Four-Eyes, Bogman?

Ring any bells?

Yeah, no. I don't know who any of those people are.

But you, you are going to help me a great deal.

To murder Nazis?

No, but studying you will help me create

the next wave of automatons.

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Got 'em!

That's her, dude!

- Whoa, she's fire. - Get her!

Hurry up, damn it!

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The target is headed down...

...the eastern hall.