Robot Chicken

It's alive!

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury,

if the glove doesn't fit, you must acquit.

- Objection, Your Honor. - Sustained.

Hey, Bert, we're being honored

- on "Sesame Street" Pride Day. - Aw!

Can't two good friends be roommates

and do everything together

without people assuming we're gay?

I am gay, Bert. Gay means happy,

and I'm very happy to be living with you, Bert!

Well, that's ... that's sweet, Ernie, but I think

they mean gay like homosexual, like, with sex.

Oh, I see. So, like...

- Yeah, like that. - And this?

Ernie, come on! Not this again.

I'm not listening. La la la la la!

What about this, Bert?!

Squeeze my honker.

Oh, Ernie, that's too much!

It's nice they still make love after so long.

- Yeah. - Don't by shy ... give it a squeeze!

That's too much.

- We should probably come back later. - Probably.

The Anderson Twins have shared a lung for 25 years.

Separating conjoined twins is the most

complicated medical procedure we will ever perform.

It requires an expert from every specialty.

We'll have to separate the common lung

and implant the donor lung, then reconstruct both rib cages,

and finally, graft a considerable amount of skin

and tissue over both torsos.

This procedure will take between 19 and 23 hours.

If Dr. Alexander will note the time,

- we will be ... - All right, chums, let's do this!

- LeRoy Yin Yang! - No, no, no!

- Uh, where's all the office stuff? - Eh, we're redecorating.

Now, what can you tell me about Keyser Soze?

He's, uh... white.

- Uh-huh, anything else? - Uh, s... ceiling.

I'm not dead! I'm not dead!

O, Father, who are in heaven, hallow be thy name...

No mercy on your soul!

Was that you?

No, it was you! From being so terrified!

I'm scared, not dumb.

I'd know if that was me.

- That one was me. - Yeah, no doy!

- Will you stop it? - I can't!

Your full weight is on my abdomen.

Why are you laughing?

Because I'm so embarrassed, okay?

- Oh, flashlight's out. - We should really get out of here.

That one was a thick one. Uh, where's the doorknob?

- Oh, let me get my lighter. - No, you fucking idiot!

Dick Jones is a murderer!

That is insane! Robocop is a mechanical maniac!

That's a very serious accusation. Can you show us any proof?

What is happening? Why does this not fit.

Well, I think Chester from IT could help. Chester?!

Uh, okay, so the issue is you have the Series II data spike,

and this port is for Series II X.

Huh. Mmm, no.

- No, no. I don't have it. - Is that a dongle?

I think we can get one from New Egg,

but I'll need a requisition form.

Great. And while that's going on, what's the next order of business?

Vote to deactivate Robocop!

Huh, huh? Ah, worth a shot.

For you, dear Lion, whose fondest wish is to have courage,

I give you this medal for bravery.

Oh, look, everyone, I have courage!

For you, Scarecrow, who dreams of having a brain,

I give you this diploma.

By George ... I finally has a brain!

For you, Winged Monkey, who above all else loves bananas,

- I give you... - He's not with us.

Are you sure?

- Then what am I gonna do with these? - Yeah, we're sure.

Then a Chiquita bonfire it is.

That thing has hypnotized Andy.

We gotta save him and save us.

- So we're settled then. - Uh-huh.

Hey there, partner. Maybe we got off on the wrong foot.

How 'bout we be friends?

How can I trust you, Woody, while Rex is trying to kill me?

Oh!

Wouldn't you rather take a spin

on the newest Mario Kart instead?

Ooh. S-Sorry, Woody!

W-Wait a second ... where's the controller?!

Oh, oh!

Now, who's up for multiplayer?!

He only has three controllers, so there should be an opening

while he's killing our three friends.

Buzz?

You wireless bastard!

You can't save him, Woody.

You can't save any of them.

Aagh! Ouch!