Melrose Place

You going to come downtown

and help teach the Pledge of Allegiance to my first graders?

Will you marry me?

She needs a better publicist.

She needs me.

Jonah, you are a hugely talented filmmaker.

Ella has a thing for you. You think she's pushing your career

out of the goodness of her heart?

You think Ella's the one trying to come between us

when you and Auggie are like... Friends?

All my life, all I wanted was to be a doctor.

Now the university is telling me

that I have to pay in full by the end of the semester

or they're going to kick me out.

I went on this fancy dinner with this guy.

He offered me $5,000 to have sex with him.

You know, there's a, uh,

a hostess that just quit at Coal.

I could put in a good word for you.

Hey.

Wow.

That's where I lived till I was 13.

My mom was dying,

she called the dad I never met,

told him he had to step up.

Look at you-- Patek watch, the Prada.

You're getting your money somewhere.

If you were happy, you wouldn't have called me.

You definitely wouldn't have been sleeping with me.

You're my mom.

Violet, I never had a baby.

* Yo, yo

* Say when you're ready, girl

* When time you want it, come get it *

* Let-let me set it, girl

* Take care of you like a medic *

* Cah, when you press it up

* Press it up

* See the way you wiggle it, girl *

* You make me stress it out so that I cannot *

Mother...!

* Say the way you moving it, girl *

Morning.

You want coffee?

I want sleep and another set of opposable thumbs.

* Move that body 'cause you do this every day *

See you tonight.

* We do this every day * Every day *

* Let me see you get crazy, don't worry about nothing *

* Just keep it strong 'cause you don't play *

* My girl, 'cause we don't play *

* Say when the rhythm and bounce, girl *

* You keep perfect time

* And you are much on my mind

* When you whine, when you whine *

* Girl, your body keep looking so fine *

* And you don't stop running through my mind *

* Said I want to press it upon yours *

* So you can press it upon mine *

* Girl, when you press it up

* See the way you wiggle it, girl *

* You make me stress it out

* So that I cannot wait to caress it *

* When-when you press it up

* Say the way you moving it, girl *

* I cannot get enough

* When you feel me push it

* Press it up...

* ...Riley Richmond is in my hands *

* I got Riley Richmond

Hey! Pavarotti.

You might want to get your tuners checked.

: * I got Riley Richmond

* In my hand

* Oh, I got Riley Richmond... *

Oh! Oh! It's cold! Riley!

Oh! Riley, turn it off! Ha, ha.

Riley!

* In the zone and give you the most love *

* Give you the most love, most love *

* Listen me, girl, if you hear what me say *

* You feel wine pon the head like you deh in my bed *

* Then, girl, if you accept the leg *

* And no bother worry, no fret

* I'm gonna give you this thing, girl *

* That you will never regret

* Cah, when you press it up

* See the way you wiggle it, girl... *

What are you doing here?

You know the rules!

You call before you stop by.

I was just dropping off Noah's birthday present.

That's assuming he still likes cars.

But what would I know? It's not like you let me talk to him.

I promise I'll give him your number

if he ever wants a deal on oxy.

Enough, Michael. Hancock Park isn't interested.

But aren't you?

My dad turned his back on everybody in his life.

Who's to say you're not next?

Go.

Hey.

Vanessa is the best thing that ever happened to me.

Oh, I'm sure that life's just roses now that Syd's gone, huh?

Is that why you killed her, tidy things up?

The police cleared me.

But I guess if you don't have a real job,

you have plenty of time

to sit around dreaming up ludicrous theories.

The night that Sydney died, she told me

she was going to go to the medical board

and tell them that you faked her death 12 years ago.

I know you were naive enough

to believe that Syd had real feelings for you.

But you're not that gullible.

Syd's story adds up. She was going to out you.

You had all the motive in the world to want her dead.

No one on the board would buy the fiction

that Syd rattled off in her pill-popping delirium.

Neither should you.

Oh, my God, Syd. Who did this to you?

Someone from my past.

Blood pressure falling.

They said they'd kill my husband.

Give me four pints of type O negative.

Let me die.

He'll be safe.

You could lose your license.

You're worth it.

What's wrong, Dad? Hmm?

Scared your perfect plan had a few loopholes?

Syd did her time for faking her death,

and I was not a part of it.

Yeah, I don't buy it.

And I'm going to do whatever it takes

to prove that you killed her.

Have a nice day.

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What are you doing here?

This is where they put my desk. Your turn.

Our client, Kavi DeKnight, he walked off the set

of Boomkat's new music video this morning.

Yeah. I am already on it.

Uh, if you were on it,

then TMZ wouldn't have caught Kavi sprinting past MOCA

screaming like a madman.

What did Kavi expect? Taryn's a live grenade.

She thinks everyone's stalking her.

Meanwhile,

Kavi's credibility as a director

is quickly becoming a PR Hindenburg.

Caleb, relax.

This thing spins like a top.

Kavi had a bad burrito and went home.

Done.

Let craft service take the hit.

No. No. It's too late.

The label doesn't find another director

for the Boomkat video,

then the L.A. Times runs a story

that says Kavi is a visionary without balls.

WPK cannot lose him as a client.

Get me Joel Devins from Columbia Records.

Why are you calling the cute A&R guy?

Because I got his boy band on the cover of Spin last month.

Excuse me.

So, if I can sell him on the director,

he can sell the label.

Who are you pitching him?

Only the hottest up-and-coming director in Hollywood.

Seriously, stop.

My bride-to-be on the quest for her dress-to-be.

This just had to be immortalized.

That's it. I'm done.

Oh, it's so good.

What's wrong, hon?

Too much sequinsy frilly laciness?

Too much sameness.

Guess I'm not really the "glossy magazine wedding"

kind of bride.

Hey, Riley, your Facebook status still says "In a relationship."

It's probably safe to change that to "engaged."

Facebook's not really the way

I want to tell the world I'm engaged.

Meaning?

Meaning it's kind of impersonal.

All right, but you have told people, right?

Like your college roommates?

Like your best friends?

Like Andrea and Catherine

who you text every time you get

a new pair of underwear?

It's not like I'm hiding it from them.

Okay, but your parents know, right?

Riles, please tell me right now that both your parents

know we're getting married.

Not exactly.

Did the fact that it was 3:00 a.m. East Coast time

stop me from calling my family

and sharing the happiest news of my life?