I Am Not a Robot (로봇이 아니야)

This is the third retest. Is that correct, Mr. Kim Min-gyu?

MILITARY MANPOWER ADMINISTRATION

Remove your hat and mask.

Don't make me repeat. Remove your hat and mask.

"Seriously allergic to human contact."

That's interesting. Does such kind of allergy exist?

The name of the disease isn't written on the diagnosis.

As a dermatologist, I've never heard of it.

I've seen mental illness as an excuse to avoid getting drafted,

but this is new.

Mr. Kim, do you not want to serve in the military?

Don't you take Korean military seriously?

Don't you feel bad for others who serve?

Kim Min-gyu. Enlisted.

What are you doing?

Why are you taking off your jacket?

Are you intimidating us?

Go back to your seat.

Go back to your seat.

-What? -Go back to your seat now.

I have an intimidating upper body, too.

Go back to your seat now.

Is it...

possible for me to enlist

in the marines?

I don't think so.

This only appears when I'm having physical contact with a human.

The symptom...

gets worse the longer the contact.

It can't be prevented.

Symptoms can be relieved

with a shot of medication.

-My goodness. -Why did you do that?

Goodness!

Of course,

it's not contagious.

-Thank you so much. -Thank you.

Do you have any questions?

Sir.

It's ready.

It's already been a year since you came to me.

With such a small body, you were always...

so devoted to me.

You're an honest and thoughtful bride of mine.

Happy birthday, Pretty.

All right.

Here's your birthday present.

Renew the battery and stay with me for a long time.

You're so cute.

Unlike what you think, I'm fine being alone.

If the world comes to an end and only one person can survive...

that would be me.

Come on.

With a million sets of skills to live by myself.

People need distance between each other.

I need

some space...

to protect...

myself.

I will save you your seat.

You can go to the bathroom.

Really? Thank you.

President Cho got me this treasure.

Do you see this product? The packaging...

- didn't get ruined at all. -My gosh.

-I'm so popular. -Wonder Woman of substitute purchase.

Everyone, I'm so overwhelmed

by all your endless gratitude.

Excuse me, what's this line for?

Oh, this line?

WORLDWIDE RELEASE OF LIMITED EDITION FIGURES

Besiegement for a treasure.

Call me if you need a substitute purchaser.

With an accumulated know-how of many years,

I'll be able to get you any kind of limited edition products.

Oh, you're the famous President Cho.

I'm surprised to see how young you are.

My goodness. Hello, everyone. You all must be cold.

Hey.

I've tried out a lot of businesses

and I've failed a lot of them.

So all I have left with me

is my debt and this short temper of mine, kid.

Oh, I see.

But why are you suddenly talking to me like I'm your friend?

I don't get it.

My gosh, you're unbelievable.

You are a brainless jerk who has no conscience.

You think people sit here waiting because they're stupid?

I never looked down on anyone.

How dare you cut in line?

Get lost in three seconds,

before I make a toothbrush with your nasal hair.

-Nice! -Incredible!

I don't have any nasal hair sticking out!

And I never cut in line!

I'm not even interested in these limited edition figures.

-Get lost! -I'm not interested in this!

-Go away. -Get lost.

-Leave. -Do you know who I am?

Did something happen?

No, it's nothing. You can sit back down.

It was a long wait, wasn't it?

-Yes. -Yes.

You can enter now.

Please keep your order

and slowly enter the event hall in an orderly fashion.

You may come in.

Thank you. Welcome.

Move! It's mine! I'm going to have it!

-My gosh. -Move.

Gosh, who said Korea was a developed country?

-Get out of my way! -Move!

-Stop pushing! -Move it!

-Get out of my way! -Move!

-Please calm down! -Push!

-Stop! -Keep going!

-My gosh. -Get out of my way.

-Go get that! -Hurry!

Hello. I successfully got it for you. Where should we meet?

Put it in the back seat.

What? Was that a speaker?

Didn't you hear me? I told you to put it in the back seat.

My gosh, I can't do that.

Cash for undamaged goods. My balance, please.

I paid for the figure in advance.

And your commission doubles for direct dealing.

However, in one condition.

The packaging needs to be in a perfect state.

That means I need to check the packaging first.

Why can't you trust me?

Fine. I'm confident about my products anyway.

My gosh.

No.

No!

Sir, I would like my commission now. Doubled 300,000 won.

I stayed up all night for it.

-I can't give it to you. -What?

There's already a stain on the box.

I can never get this figure again.

This means you failed to fulfill our contract.

But still, you ask me for money?

That box was completely fine when I had it.

It seems like that stain suddenly appeared as soon as you took it.

My sincere apologies for what happened.

Is that crap what you want to hear?

How dare you try to scam me?

You are the one who tried to scam me.

I can forgive mistakes, but I can't forgive people lying to me.

My gosh, I can't believe this.

Hey, get out of the car.

Did you just lock the door?

Back seat door, too?

You dare try to run away without paying me?

I refuse to give a single penny to a con artist.

Hey, you're messing with the wrong person here.

Hey, get out of your car.

Hey, open the door. Get out of your car, asshole!

I'll write a review, so repent on what you did.

And let's never meet each other again.

You piece of trash.

Hey, where do you think you're going? Hey, stop!

Hey!

What? What was that sound?

Did I run over her?

Really?

No, that can't be.

My gosh, this is crazy.

Hey.

President Cho. Hey.

Hey.

My goodness.

You are so handsome.

Hey, where do you think you're going?

Go away!

Hey, let go of me. I said, let go of me!

Hey!

-I'm going to kill you. -Let go of me!

-Stop touching me! -Hey!

Please get away from me!

Hey!

I once even got hit by lumber, just so I could get my money.

Do you think this is going to make me give up?

Give me my money! Give me my money, you jerk!

Give me my money, you punk!

Hey! Stop right there!

Hello, Doctor Oh.

It occurred at the Military Manpower Administration and then today?

You should've been careful.

Take a careful look at the rash.

Isn't this shaped differently?

It's the same as always.

No, look carefully.

They were always circular,

but now, this one is slightly oval.

This could be a clue to learn about my disease.

That's a half-baked pimple.

I had a cold sweat earlier. Why don't you take a sample?

I will if you want, but the result will still be the same.

Why won't you put your heart and soul into this?