Steven Universe

And Steven!

Pearl?! Amethyst?! Garnet?!

You don't have to yell, Steven. We're right here.

I know, but I finished this drawing, and I

wanted to show it to you.

- Oh! Uh, of course. - All right!

Ha ha! Guitar Dad teaches you guitar!

- What is that? - It's my dad!

He's going to start teaching

guitar lessons, and he made me his P.R. department.

- What's that stuff in his mouth? - Those are his teeth.

What are the lightning bolts for?

Uh... well, I-I was trying to show

that dad really rocks on the guitar, and ...

Then there should be rocks falling out of the guitar.

I hear what you're saying, but it's too late for notes.

This is permanent marker.

- Mm-hmm! - What's that cute flyer for, Steven?

It's for my dad! He'll teach you guitar.

You guys want to sign up? My dad's really good!

Maybe I'll stop by and check it out.

Here, let me give you a flyer and ...

- Welcome to the big donut! - Hey, Buck!

Oh! What? Buck, Buck, Bu-u-u-u-ck!

Ha ha! What's going on, man?

What can we get for you today?

- Can I get a caprese salad? - Oh, sorry, Buck,

- we only serve don... - Do-nut worry, Buck!

I'll whip you up a salad ... no sweat! I'll be right back!

Lars, we don't even have vegetables here!

- Heh, what's a Guitar Dad? - Like my flyer? It's for my dad!

He'll teach you guitar!

Here, take one of these with you! Actually, just wear it!

- Are you ticklish? - This would make a rad shirt, man.

- Really? - Yeah! Let's make your flyer into T-shirts!

Oh, man! My dad would love that!

Gimme five on it. Oh, you missed.

Ho! I think it's swell you're

returning to the family business, son!

Gonna help the old man get re-elected again, eh?

- Aw, son! - Ugh!

It's not for campaign stuff, dad.

Steven and I are making art.

Art!

Art, huh? I don't understand it myself,

but a boy's got to have interests and ambitions!

This stuff can be used to make T-shirts?

Oh, yeah, I've got all the latest, state-of-the-art

screen-printing equipment from years of

campaigning and other some-such mayorly things.

Like this week, I'm commemorating a bench!

"Welcome to... 'Bench' City"? Thrifty!

- Dad, you can't use this! - Why not?

You know, I got to "gank dat" youth vote, boyeeee!

- Dad, stop. - What's this?

What have you got there?

I haven't seen this in years!

Remember when you drew this, Buck?

You couldn't wait to show it off to all your little

- montessori friends. - Okay, dad! Thanks for all your help.

- See you later! Bye. - All right, kids!

I mean, peace in the Middle East, Holmes!

- So cool. - Let's just get started already.

- Swag. - Now everyone's gonna want lessons from dad!

This is bigger than your dad, Steven. It's art.

And it's gonna flood the public consciousness.

Well, let's start handing them out!

Too simple. We need to get controversial.

We need to create ... Boom! ... a scene.

Scanning for targets.

T-shirt cannon loaded and ready!

Beep, beep, beep... bibibibi!

- Sour Cream sighted! - Wom wom... wom wom wom.

Get ready! Take aim!

- And.. - Womp womp womp... womp!

What in the world? Oh, this is the coolest thing

I've ever been hit in the head with!

Ronaldo spotted. Take aim!

Whoa! What the heck?! Huh?

Whoa! Weird!

Some kind of extraterrestrial space dad guitar shirt?

So, you've finally decided to make first contact, huh?

Where are you?!

Lars sighted. Take aim!

Youch! What the... What is this garbage?

Buck made this?

This is hilarious! Thanks, Buck!

Cheers!

Buck, this was such a good idea!

I don't know why we didn't collaborate on a project sooner!

This will make my dad so happy!

I can't wait to see the look on his face when I stop by later.

Yeah. Should be good for a laugh.

Huh? Why would it be good for a ...

- Girl! Check out my new shirt! - It's really cute!

- Where'd you get it? - I don't know.

It just landed in front of me when I was out walking.

Well, if I were you, I wouldn't wear some random shirt

that just fell out of the sky. What if there were bugs in it?

Relax! Who cares where it came from?