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Illumination!

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Behold! The King of the Koopas!

Open the gates or die.

Attack! -

That is but a taste of our fury.

Do you yield?

I do not.

No.

Ah.

Ah.

I've finally found it.

And now no one can stop me!

And-a Luigi.

Are you-a tired of a-paying too much for plumbing?

Mamma mia!

That's why the Super Mario Brothers are here.

A-to save Brooklyn.

And-a Queens.

And-a your wallet.

Thank you, Super Mario Bros.

It seems like the only thing you haven't drained...

is my bank account.

Forget-a the expensive a-plumbing companies...

a-where you're just a face-a.

With-a Super Mario Brothers-a, you're family.

Oh, wow.

You were great. - I was great?

Are you kidding me? You were great!

I am so glad we spent our life savings on this commercial.

That is not a commercial.

That is cinema.

Uh, what about the accents? Is it... is it too much?

Too much-a? It's-a perfect.

Wahoo!

Okay, I'm gonna trust you.

Well, well, well, if it isn't Brooklyn's favorite failures...

the Stupid Mario Brothers.

Ah, great. Spike's here.

Hey, Spike.

Yeah. "It's-a me!"

Whew, yeah.

Tell me, have you even gotten one call...

since you left me to start your dumb company?

As a matter of fact, Spike, we have.

Wow. Really? - Uh, yeah.

Our mom called, and she said, "Oh, boys...

that's the best commercial I've ever seen."

And I said, "Thank you very much, Mother.

We're very proud of it."

So, boom! -

Good luck running a business with this idiot.

Say that again about my brother...

and you're gonna regret it.

Oh, yeah?

Get this through your tiny brain, Mario.

You're a joke, and you always will be.

Are you insane? He's 3x your size.

Luigi, come on.

You know, you can't be scared all the time.

Mm, you'd be surprised.

Hello. Super Mario Brothers.

Uh-huh.

A drip in your faucet? That's great!

I mean, that's-that's great you called us...

because we can be there and we can fix it right away. Okay.

Mario, we got one! -

The Super Mario Brothers are in business!

Woo-hoo!

Oh, no. We're gonna be late.

No, we're not. Come on, let's go.

Hey, wait up!

Aah!

Come on, Lu. Step on it.

Excuse you. Here you go.

Hey!

Get off of there!

You can't be in... Whoa!

My bad! - Move it up!

Oh, I'm so s-sorry.

Hey, we're working here! So sorry.

Come on, Luigi. Pump those legs.

Oh, I'm trying. I'm trying.

I got bad knees.

Oh, wow.

We have hit the big time.

The drip is right upstairs at the end of the hall.

Can you fix it? - Very confident, sir.

You'll be careful about making a mess?

Ma'am, I assure you, we don't make messes.

We fix 'em.

That's Francis.

He likes you.

Hey. -

Mama, mama, mama love ya, baby.

Wrench.

Mm-hmm.

And a 1ˢᵗ job complete.