Ode To Joy 2 (Huan Le Song / 欢乐颂)

Are you all right?

Okay, I got it.

There's no way around it.

Report it to the police.

Luckily, I have my lawyer in Beijing.

I'll send him over right away.

Hello, I'd like to file a report.

A woman had attempted to run me over with her car.

I'm in the underground parking lot.

There should be video surveillance that can serve as evidence.

I'm not injured.

But my friend is mildly injured.

I'm in the underground parking lot of

Beijing Kanghua Mingyuan Certified Identification Center.

That's right.

Okay, I'll wait here for you.

How are you feeling?

Are you able to stand up?

It hurts...

I'll take you to the hospital?

I just need a hug.

It's best to go to the hospital.

I was worried that you'd be picky about food.

Serious people like you are all narrow-minded and harsh.

What's wrong with being rich?

Does that make me picky, lazy and ignorant?

Why are you taking out your frustrations at me?

So what if you're born rich?

You're even born to an official.

It's even worse than a second generation rich.

Sorry.

I just received the final confirmation from that old woman's company.

It pisses me off.

Who does she think she is?

So what is she's well educated?

She's just studied a bit more.

What's there to show off just because she's more well-read?

Am I right, Guan Guan?

Some people just like to read books.

That's why they read more than some others.

They develop it into a hobby to let off some steam.

That's all. It's nothing worth showing off.

Isn't there a saying?

"What's learned from books is superficial."

Am I right?

You're so nice, Chinese Literature Babe.

Those words... You're well-read

so those words sound justified when you said it.

If I were to say it, I might not sound confident.

I still think that I should take the MBA course.

Xiao Xiao, I've been meaning to ask you.

Why would want to take the MBA course?

Some take the course for networking.

Is it the same for you?

A silly and crafty second generation rich like me--

Come on, stop saying that. Quit it.

I won't.

I'm so depressed.

Frankly speaking, I don't know if I could handle the course.

I dislike reading that much.

But just like what you said

it's good to do some networking during the course as well.

But what I really want to learn is some terminology

to make me sound knowledgeable.

Do you get it?

No one now has the patience to see if you really have the potential.

You might not know much about something

but if you could use some very professional jargon from time to time

and impress the others

it's more important than anything else.

But Andie told me that time will tell when it comes to working with others.

Bluffing can only get you so far.

You're such a nerd.

If your face is covered in pimples

who would take a second look at you even if you're very kind?

It's just like makeup. It's used to attract people over to get to know me.

If I can pull off a few professional jargon

that's to attract my clients over to notice my potential.

Get it?

I figured that out this morning.

Let's take you as an example.

You don't know me well enough so you perceive me as an ignorant rich kid.

An outstanding employee like you

just made it through all the evaluations to stay on in the company.

Let me ask you a question.

Do you know how to save money on customs clearance?

Do you know what shipping routes can save time and money?

Do you know how to ensure minimum damage to the goods?

Do you know how to monitor the suppliers to guarantee the quality of the supplies?

You don't know any of that, right?

I do.

It's because I've handled all that.

I even went along with the trucks to verify the toll at every station.

But you can't tell that.

It's because I'm no more than an ignorant rich kid to you.

I'm even picky about food.

It's all prejudice.

The bones are all intact. He's fine.

It's just some abrasions.

He'll be fine in a few days.

Doctor, why don't we do MRI?

You can't see much on that.

It's very obvious.

There's no need for MRI.

Why waste money on it?

It hurts so much. What about some medication for it?

It's just abrasion so you'll be fine in a few days.

It's all right.

Next patient!

Doctor.

Take a look at this.

This is really bad.

Does it really hurt a lot?

It does.

But the doctor said that you're fine.

No... How is this fine?

Why don't we go to another hospital?

Look at you, a grown man.

It's just a small injury but you're asking for kisses and hugs.

Don't you find it embarrassing?

I'm wounded in the line of duty.

What's embarrassing about asking for a bit of benefits?

Didn't you watch the dramas?

No matter how heroic the male lead is

he's sure to get wounded when the lady is around.

IQ or EQ is all down to zero. I'm just trying to act cute--

Ms. He.

We've already investigated into this incident.

We'll handle it.

Hello, police officers.

Hello.

According to the recording on the carpark's video surveillance

that woman intentionally tried to run her over as a threat.

She's obviously lost her mind.

We're just asking you to...

We'd only ask that you to enforce the law just and fair.

If not, we would have to get our lawyer to sue her and land her in jail.

It doesn't matter how much it costs us, we'll surely press charges till the end.

Don't worry, we'll surely handle this just and fair.

Thank you.

Thank--

Thank you.

It hurts...

The lawyer is on his way here.

When...

When did you hire a lawyer?

Tan's personal lawyer.

He's worried about me so he's made some arrangements.

Tan?

Well done.

It seems that you're terribly upset?

You're the one who's upset.

You're the one who's upset.

Stop it.

What now? I'll touch you. I'll do just that!

Why are you so annoying?

I was even worried about you.

I thought that I have a promising youth in the car.

I now realized that the annoying Qu Xiao Xiao has returned.

Guan Guan babe, I'll tell you what my dad often says.

It's the best advice for you.

If you're too serious, you'll be exhausted.

You, for instance.

If you pretend to be serious, those around you are exhausted.

Sheng Mei, for instance.

Even if you're not serious but as long as you're truly capable

you're said to be genuine.

Andie, for instance.

How is Andie not serious?

How is Andie serious?

She drives over speed limit. Would you?

She even drinks excessively.

Would you?

She breaks up as she said she would.

However hesitant she was, she won't drag it on.

Would you?

Let's see it from a different perspective.

She's just like me.

She's a hooligan.

She's not like you.

You're so young and yet you've set up so many boundaries.

I feel tired for you.

Andie and I don't have any boundaries.

As long as we don't harm anyone, we can do as we please.

That's wrong.

Andie's bottom line is that she doesn't hurt anyone.

Yours is not to kill anyone.

The both of you are different.

If that really is true, would you dare to talk to me or go out with me?

You and your dorky brains.

So much for being nice to you.

Fine, you win!

You're being nice to me? I've got goosebumps now.

You even admit that you're not a serious person?

Incorrect.

I'm just unconformed.

Let me add on to that.

Some people are indecent.

Qiu Ying Ying's ex-boyfriend, for instance. That jerk.

Unconformed and indecent are two different matters.