Better Late Than Never

Africa...

birthplace of civilization,

home to exotic cultures and unparalleled beauty.

We got any Listerine?

It stinks.

They're back.

Four living legends.

Man, I hope my wife don't find out about this.

Saddle up again...

Go. Now. Go!

For an adventure they'll never forget.

Time to party!

Starring TV superstar...

Hold it!

Henry Winkler.

Cultural icon...

Hold it, hold it. Wait!

William Shatner.

NFL Hall-of-Famer...

Terry Bradshaw.

Former heavyweight champion...

Ay-yi-yi.

George Foreman.

- Ow. - And...

I thought they'd be more people for sure.

Jeff Dye as the sidekick.

Tonight...

I am so ready for this.

Morocco.

Follow me. Let's go.

Is this the wildest place you've ever been?

Oh, my gosh.

Just when you thought it was safe

to go back on vacation.

Oh!

- Oh! - That was great.

Better late...

And they were never seen again.

Than never.

Oh, look at these. Want some dates?

- Dates? - Ooh.

I'm sorry.

Whoa-ho-ho.

We figured for this last leg of the trip,

we would go to some place that we know nothing about.

Morocco, here we go.

Morocco.

Have you ever been to Morocco?

- No, I have not. - No, me either.

We're leaving Spain

and crossing into Africa.

It's so exciting.

Because it will be, I know in my heart, so different.

Monaco. Whoo-hoo-hoo.

Man, am I jacked up.

Are you kidding me?

The Grand Prix.

No, no, it's Morocco.

- What? - You told me Morocco.

I wrote down Morocco.

That's where we're going is Morocco.

- Morocco? - Yeah.

Not Monaco?

No, no, no. Morocco.

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Even the design of the airport is different.

It's already, like, strange and wonderful.

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We're here to dive into the culture.

We have to change our wardrobes

so we just kind of fit in.

Now, do we approach him from the back?

Wait a minute.

Why is nobody else dressed like this?

Here's the difference

between a horse and a camel.

- Yeah. - When you steer a horse,

- like left or right. - Right.

When you steer a camel,

the camel's head comes right back and looks at you.

"Which way do you want to go, sir?"

Is that true, what he just said?

- No. - No, it's not true.

What do you mean, is that true?

Oh, Bill, he arranged the, uh, travel

for us to the hotel. Camels.

What is wrong with this one?

Hey, why do they do that?

They don't like to be touched on the head.

Goofiest sound I ever heard of.

I've never ridden a camel before.

And it's exactly the way you think it would be.

Awful.

Okay.

All right, okay.

God dang.

They are strange animals.

They need to definitely brush their teeth

and a little floss every now and then.

We got any Listerine?

This is different from a horse, isn't it?

Oh, **** stinks.

Oh, don't look at me.

Don't look at me. Look at the road.

Take me to the hotel.

- Which way is it? - Uh.

- I say it's that way. - Towards the sun.

All right, follow me. Let's go.

Follow you.

I feel like Lawrence of Arabia.

Morocco. Sahara Desert.

Morocco. Casablanca.

Marrakesh. Morocco cities.

The bazaar, the desert sunset,

hidden in the dust of the blowing wind.

On a camel.

The grace of movement.

Heading... boy.

We don't know which way we're heading.

Amazing.

Hold it, guys. I have to pee.

I'm used to sitting in traffic.

I'm from New York and LA.

But I never thought I would be sitting in traffic

on a camel.

And... is that person giving me the finger?

I'm getting rider's rash.

Hey, you reckon they got, uh, valet service here?

I'm sure they do.

This place is so big,

you can valet your camel.

And if you tip 'em right, they'll wax and wash 'em.

Sir, go down.

Terry, that was very graceful.

Sultan Terry has arrived.

I got the valet ticket, guys.

And will you check my... check my hump, will you?

Come on. I just valeted a camel.

You'll take good care? Okay.

Uh, Morocco.

"We are... we are here" is what that says.

Now, this is a hotel.

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The Beatles stayed here, wrote their music here.

What a place of history.

- Wow, look at this. - This is gorgeous.

- Whoa. - These people must be loaded.

- Loaded with what? - Money.

Or hashish.

This, my friend, is nice.

You ought to be proud of yourself.

- You done good. - I did good.

- Yep. - I nailed this trip.

Not like last time, you know what I'm saying.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Trip's not over.

- Game on. - Here we are in Morocco.

And like crazy people, we decided to play tennis

in the heat.

- You ready, bub? - Born ready.

Here we come.

What's with the hitting the net?

- Is that in? - This is ridiculous.

You got to get it over the net.

- I'll get it over. - Yeah, but today.

I haven't played in 20 years.

Four-time Super Bowl champ Terry Bradshaw,

extraordinary athlete, extraordinary man.

He played the game like a blind man.

- This is terrible. - Dang.

All right, your serve, Henry.

Normally I would say

this is not something I do.

I'm not very good at it, but, um,

I'm gonna try and meet the challenge.

Are you ready?

Isn't that... this is what they do.

- Nah, I've never seen that. - Oh.

This is really, um,

very embarrassing.

Yeah!

What a serve! Did you see that?

- You win it all, guys. - Whoo!

Thank you, judge.

I am the "GOAT," greatest of all time.

But you already knew that, didn't you?

I'm embarrassed to be on the same team with Henry.

I got to tell you that.

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Is this the wildest place you've ever been?

This might even be more exotic than Japan.

I feel like I'm walking in a movie.

Oh, my God.

Is that a real snake?

Good gracious.

What the hell is Bill doing?