Axe Cop

All right, we're gonna do one story tonight,

but it's gonna be your favorite story.

Are you ready for your favorite bedtime story, Uni-Baby?

"The Night Creatures."

"Parents in the future sometimes have to send

their babies back in time.

So they send them into space in baby spaceships.

Sometimes a baby will accidentally push

the ship's 'get out' button.

And the babies will float into space

where the night creatures will get them."

"The night creatures use their claws

to transform the babies

into baby night creatures."

"And send them to planet earth

where they wait until nighttime

to come out and steal earth babies.

But the sun helps keep earth babies safe...

For now."

Okay, Uni-Baby.

One day, at the scene of the fire

the cop found the perfect axe.

That was the day he became Axe Cop!

So he had tryouts and hired a partner.

I will chop your heads off!

Axe Cop 01x09 - When Night Creatures Attack

Flute Cop! Let's get to work.

Morning, honey. You want breakfast?

No no no. Axe Cop and I will grab something on the way to work.

Hey, don't forget. Today's Uni-Baby's first day of baby school.

Oh honey, I wish I could go with you. I feel like I'm missing everything .

You are, honey. Now get to work.

You know how Axe Cop gets when he has to wait.

I'm going nuts out here!

Okay, okay! Stop honking.

We live in a residential neighborhood.

I gotta go.

You guys don't get it. It's crazy.

I mean, they grow up so fast. Baby school already?

In a blink of an eye, I'll be taking her to baby college.

And then what?

Baby grown-up life and she won't need me anymore.

She'll be just living her baby grown-up life.

You need another minute, sir?

He's done talking.

I'll have a piece of birthday cake.

- Oh, is it your birthday, officer? - No.

- Oh. And for you, sir? - The ushe.

Chocolate chip pancakes with whipped cream, por favor.

Sorry, sir. We're no longer serving breakfast.

You'll have to order from the dinner menu.

Wait, what's going on? Order off the dinner menu?

What what, are there, hidden cameras somewhere?

- It's-it's breakfast time. - Oh really?

Then why is the sun setting, genius?

The sun's not setting. It's being stolen.

Let's go!

That's madness. Who would steal the sun?

The sun thieves.

We need to find them, kill them,

and steal the sun back.

Correct me if I'm wrong, Axe Cop,

but last time I checked the sun's too hot to touch.

That's why we need sun-picking-up gloves.

That's perfect. There's a superhero glove store

for cops and warriors downtown.

We can be there in 10, 15 minutes at the most.

Not if we drive through this police barricade!

Whoa-ho-ho-ho!

- Oh no! They're closed. - Let me handle this guy.

Excuse me, friend? Hi.

Yeah, we need to pick up some sun-picking-up gloves

before you lock up.

Sorry, we're closed. We're a daytime store.

But it's eight in the morning. Not at night.

Tell that to the sun, genius.

Now I gotta go get to my night class.

I'm not looking to work at a glove store the rest of my life.

- Axe Cop, what are we gonna do? - I have the perfect plan.

Morning, ma'am.

Yeah, just doing a routine glass check here.

Hyah. It's glass, all right.

We're done here.

I also got myself some monster gloves for Halloween.

They're perfect for my Wolveye costume.

Now let's go kill some sun thieves!

Move out of the way!

We're in a hurry!

Axe Cop always has the right of way!

Pull over, Axe Cop.

It's the normal cops.

I hate normal cops.

You said it, bro.

Do you know how fast you were going, Axe Cop?

Of course I do.

The fastest.

I know you're just doing your job, officer,

but we are in a serious hurry.

Someone is stealing the sun.

Well, that sounds like a job for a normal cop.

As it seems to me, son,

you need to be reminded what separates you from normal cops.

- The night creatures are coming. - Night creatures?

That's just a story you read to your baby to scare it.

Wrong. The night creatures are real.