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THIS IS IT, EDDIE.

A ONE-WAY TRIP TO VEGAS.

THE CITY THAT NEVER SLEEPS.

I THOUGHTTHAT WAS NEW YORK.

VEGAS, EDDIE.

THERE'S NO GAMBLING IN NEW YORK.

YEAH...

I THINK...

WE SHOULD'VE TURN LEFTBY NOW.

I THINKWE PASSED IT ALREADY.

I THINK IT'S--

EDDIE.

YOU GOT ONE JOB. ONE.

READING THE MAP,

AND TELLING ME WHERE TO TURN.

THAT SOUNDS LIKETWO JOBS.

NAVIGATE, EDDIE.

IT FALLS UNDER THE JOB TITLE

OF NAVIGATING.

IF YOU DIDN'T WANT THE JOB,

YOU SHOULD'VE TOLD ME UP FRONT.

I DID. I SAID,I WANT TO DRIVE,

AND LET YOU NAVIGATE,

AND YOU SAID, NO!

DO YOU SMELL SOMETHING?

YEAH. A SHITTY NAVIGATOR.

I GOTTA TAKE A PISS.

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M THINKING, EDDIE?

I THINK SPIDER MADE THE MISTAKE.

I MEAN, WE FOLLOWED HIS MAP TO THE LETTER.

FRANK?

YOU EVER HAD A DAY

THAT YOU KNEW WAS GONNA BE GREAT?

I MEAN, LIFE CHANGING GREAT?

FRANK?

AND NOTHING COULD DO ANYTHING TO CHANGE IT?

HOLY SHIT!

THIS...IS NOT ONE OF THOSE DAYS.

HEY, MUZZY!

GET YOUR HEAD ON, BOY!

GET IT ON RIGHT NOW.

WHOO-HOO!

WHOO!

WHOO-HOO!

WHOO-HOO-HOO!

WHOO-HOO!

THE LORD BLESS HER AND KEEP HER.

THE LORD MAKE HIS FACE TO SHINE UPON HER

AND BE GRACIOUS TO HER.

THE LORD LIFT UP HIS COUNTENANCE UPON HER

AND GIVE HER HIS PEACE.

AMEN.

AMEN.

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?

HEY...

IT'S A FLASK.

WHAT ARE YOU, THE DUKE OF TURKEY?

AH, YOU KNOW.

MY DAD LEFT IT TO ME.

HE USED TO...

HE USED IT TO...

REMIND ME, BOY.HOW HE'D REMIND ME...

NOT TO BECOME...WHAT HE WAS.

WHICH WAS WHAT?

A, UH...

FUNCTION ALCOHOLIC.

EDDIE, IT'S 11:00 IN THE MORNING.

YEAH. WELL...

I GUESS IT'S WORKING.

Frank: ISN'T THAT THOMAS HARKNESS?

Eddie: WHO?

THOMAS HARKNESS.

HE'S OWNS, UH, EAGLE LAKE TRUCKING COMPANY.

HE'S THE RICHEST GUY IN TOWN.

WELL...

THEY DON'T GIVE MENOTHING FOR KNOWING IT ALL.

YEAH, WELL, THAT'S PROBABLY,

PROBABLY HIS WIFE YOU DUG A HOLE FOR.

THEY JUST FOUND HER IN THE LAKE

A COUPLE DAYS AGO.

WHY WOULD YOU TELL MESOMETHING LIKE THAT?

YOU KNOW I STILL HAVE TODIG THAT HOLE.

EDDIE, YOU GOTTA STOP GETTING

SO EMOTIONALLY INVOLVED IN YOUR WORK.

WHAT, I LIKE MY JOB.

YEAH? WELL, I QUIT MINE.

YOU QUIT?

WHY?

THAT JOB WAS FOR LOSERS, EDDIE.

I GOT BIGGER PLANS. REMEMBER?

YEAH.

GOD, I STILLCAN'T GET OVER

THE SIZE OF THIS THING.

YEAH. SEEMS EXTRAVAGANT TO ME.

THAT'S YOUR PROBLEM, EDDIE.

YOU THINK SMALL.

IF THAT WAS MY WIFE,

I WOULD'VE BUILT HER A PYRAMID

TO SHOW THE WORLD HOW RICH I WAS.

YEAH.

THAT'S WHY THIS MEETING WITH SPIDER IS SO IMPORTANT.

ONE, BIG SCORE, AND IT'S VEGAS, EDDIE.

WE CAN FINALLY SCRAPE

THIS LITTLE NOWHERE TOWN OFF OUR FEET.

ISN'T VEGAS IN THE MIDDLEOF NOWHERE?

ALL RIGHT,YOU WAIT HERE.

AND DON'T TALKTO ANYBODY.

OK, OK.

ANYBODY ASK, WE WERE LATECAUSE WE GOT A FLAT.

RIGHT. GOOD, GOOD, GOOD.

I HAVE A GOOD FEELINGABOUT THIS, EDDIE.

DON'T MESS IT UP.

RIGHT, RIGHT, RIGHT.

AND DON'T DRINK ANYTHING.

ALL RIGHT. HERE WE GO.

YOU'RE LATE.

I'M REALLY SORRY.

I HAD A LITTLE BIT OF CAR TROUBLE.

YOU KNOW WHY PEOPLEARE AFRAID OF SPIDERS?

UH...

CAUSE THEY'RE UGLY?

REPUTATION.

SOME OF THEM ARE HARMLESS.

SOME OF THEM CAN KILL YOUWITH A SINGLE BITE.

I GOTTA BE HONEST.

I DON'T DO TOO GOOD WITH SPIDERS.

THAT'S BECAUSE YOU DON'TKNOW THE DIFFERENCE.

SO YOU EXPECT THE WORST.

WHAT KIND IS IT?

THAT IS AN AUSTRALIANBARKING SPIDER.

ONE BITE WILL KILL A DOGIN 20 MINUTES.

YOU, PROBABLY TAKE AN HOUR.

BUT IT'S COOLIF YOU'RE COOL.

ALL BARK AND NO BITE, HUH?

BARKS LIKE A DOG.

RIGHT BEFORE IT BITES YOU.

AAH!

ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. YOU GOT ME.

MUZZY...

DID YOU BRING A TRUCK?

YEAH. EDDIE'S GOT IT OUTSIDE.

EDDIE?EDDIE THE IDIOT?

NO, NO. EDDIE THE GRAVE DIGGER.

YEAH.

EDDIE "THE IDIOT"GRAVE DIGGER.

LOOK, HE'S MY PARTNER IN THIS.

I MEAN, IT'S HIS TRUCK.

DON'T WORRY. EDDIE'S COOL.

WE HAD A FLAT.

THAT'S WHY WE WAS LATE.WE HAD A FLAT.

SPIDER WANTS YOU TO DRIVE THE TRUCK AROUND BACK.

AROUND BACK.

NO PROBLEMO.

I'LL MEET YOU THERE.

ALL RIGHT. OK.

OK.

YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS?

UH...

IT'S A CARTONOF CIGARETTES, MUZZY.

YEAH, UH... I KNOW.

I JUST, I THOUGHT--

MUZZY, LISTEN.

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU

THAT I COULD TAKE THESEACROSS THE BORDER

AND SELL THEM AND NOTPAY UNCLE SAM ONE DIME

FOR MY TROUBLE?

WELL, I'D SAY, DRIVE TO MEXICO.

SEE, I KNEW YOU WERETHE RIGHT MAN FOR THE JOB.

HERE'S THE DEAL.

YOU MAKE THE RUN,

YOU'RE INJUST 10 PERCENT.

10 PERCENT. GOT IT.

WAIT. HOW MUCH IS THAT EXACTLY?

LET'S CALL YOUR END,

25 Gs.

25 Gs?

YOU WILL FOLLOWTHIS MAP TO A TEE.

YOU WILL BE BACK NO LATERTHAN TOMORROW NIGHT.

YOU WILL NOTGO SNIFFING AROUND

FOR CHEAP, MEXICAN PUSSY.

YOU ARE ON MY CLOCK NOW.

NO PROBLEM. I'M ALL BUSINESS.

ANYTHING ELSE?

YEAH.

FUCK THIS UP,AND I'LL KILL YOU.

RIGHT.

EDDIE, WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO?

NOTHING. I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING.

ONE JOB, EDDIE. ONE.

TRANSPORTATION.EVERYTHING ELSE WAS MINE.

I THOUGHT IT WAS NAVIGATING.

NAVIGATING,TRANSPORTATION,

IT'S THE SAME THING,EDDIE.

WHAT ARE WEGONNA DO NOW?

SPIDER'S GONNA KILL US.

WELL... MAYBE HE'LL UNDERSTAND.

I MEAN, I MEAN... THE TRUCK BLEW UP.

IT'S...IT'S...

IT'S LIKE A TORNADO.