Mad for Each Other (The Crazy Guy in This District / Yi Guyeokui Michin X / 이 구역의 미친 X)

MAD FOR EACH OTHER

You'd better tell the truth.

Today at 4 p.m.,

you used this umbrella

to hit me here, here, here, and here.

You did it deliberately even though you knew it could hurt me.

Yes, I did.

According to Article 261 of the Criminal Act,

if you cause physical harm to someone using a dangerous weapon,

you can be jailed up to five years or be fined up to ten million won.

You just confessed that you committed assault.

-Sir, are you writing this down? -Oh, yes.

Are you a law student?

And on the same day at 9 p.m.,

you climbed on top of my car in the parking lot.

You kicked it, hit it, and sat on it. You admit it, right?

It's all on security footage, so don't try to get out of it.

Article 366 of the Criminal Act,

if you damage another person's property, you can be jailed for up to three years,

or be fined up to seven million won. You'll have to pay a fine.

Gosh, this woman must've wanted to end up behind bars.

Why do you think I did all that?

Yes, let's talk about that. Tell us your motive.

You stalked me all day, kept hitting on me, and threatened me.

And he even tried to assault me in the parking lot.

I only got on top of his car to lure him towards the security camera.

If I didn't do that, who knows what would've happened to me by now?

Gosh, seriously.

You were scared too, weren't you?

Look at you shaking.

Look. The dog is shaking.

It's okay, it's okay.

What kind of nonsense are you talking about?

How is this nonsense?

Detective, he's a sex offender.

He's even wearing an ankle monitor. You should check.

An ankle monitor.

What? An ankle…

Jeez.

Gosh.

It's a locker key from the bathhouse! Got that?

I wore these slippers because I thought they were mine.

I had no idea I was wearing this.

An ankle monitor? An ankle monitor?

That can't be. Wait.

Here.

Like this. Like this. Like this. See?

What?

Are you saying this guy is me?

Here. Do I look like him now? What do you think? Do I look like him?

Give me a glare.

Here you go. I'm glaring.

What do you think? Do I look like him now?

Why are you so quiet? You must be pretty embarrassed.

Did you get plastic surgery?

Look here.

Quiet down now.

I just checked that you guys live next to each other.

It looks like there was a misunderstanding.

Why not just apologize and end things?

-Apologize for what? -Apologize for what?

-That's a load of bull. -It's best for you to settle this…

Detective Noh!

Hey, what…

What are you doing here?

What about you?

-Hwi-oh. -Yes.

It's hot.

What are you doing here?

What?

I was here for a cooperative investigation.

A cooperative investigation? For what?

It's nothing serious.

Anyway, why do you keep avoiding my calls as well as the captain's?

Why aren't you picking up? Are you going to cut ties with us?

Do you hate us now?

Gosh, it's not like that.

How's U-jin? Is he okay?

Yes, he's a lot better now.

But he won't be able to work in the field again.

Aren't you going to visit him?

U-jin doesn't resent you. So…

Okay. Maybe later.

Hey, you crazy bastard!

Have you lost your mind? What are you doing here?

Didn't I tell you not to go near a police station until you're reinstated?

Gosh, you're so loud. Do you think I wanted to come here?

You don't even know anything.

You were dismissed and dumped. Is this how you want to end your life?

Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding!

My gosh!

Why would you poke me where it hurts?

Look at yourself.

You shouldn't get angry even if you hear this kind of stuff.

Are you sure you're getting treated?

Is it impossible to do something about your temper?

Are you seriously treating me like a patient?

You're a cop, damn it.

Why did you have to beat someone up and get yourself in this mess?

What did I do?

I was only trying to catch that dealer.

So did you catch him?

How did you expect to catch some drug dealer

when you don't even know what he looks like?

Gosh, forget it.

Don't think about anything else. Just get me a doctor's note

saying you're not a lunatic who beats people up.

I'll try to take care of the rest.

Whatever. As if you can do anything about it.

No doctor's going to write that for me.

You still don't get it, do you?

-Don't you care if you get fired for good? -Of course, I care.

I have no money, no pride,

and I seriously don't even see the point in living these days.

Especially with what happened today. Gosh, seriously. Damn it…

-Are you crying? -Damn…

You were angry just now. Why are you suddenly crying?

I don't know. My emotions keep shooting up and down these days.

That makes you seem even more insane.

Don't cry.

Damn…

Stop.

EXIT HONGJIK POLICE STATION

Don't get in any trouble until you get reinstated, okay?

You're only making me feel worse.

You guys should go now. Go on.

-Bye. -See you, Hwi-oh.

Yeah, bye.

Hey, hey! You there. Give me your phone number.

Here, punch it in.

Seriously? You really must be crazy.

This is driving me nuts.

Do you happen to think you're always being followed and watched?

Is that it?

Do things go missing from your home and you find them someplace else?

Do you hear noises that you can't figure out where they're coming from?

Why is that?

I was right. My gosh, this is unbelievable.

I knew it the moment I saw that flower in your hair.

You're completely nuts.

I'm asking for your number so you can pay me the settlement money.

Why else would I want your number?

What's going on in that head of yours?

Didn't you hear the cop earlier?

If I didn't agree to settle, you'd be in jail right now.

You really should think before you talk.

And I'm warning you one last time.

Give me that.

I have anger management issues.

So if you mess with me one more time,

I swear I might do something to you. Do you understand?

Shut it, you darn dog! You're just like your owner.

Anger management issues?

Maybe you only lose it against women,

animals, and people who are weaker than you.

Are you sure that it's anger you have trouble managing?

What?

Oh, nothing. It's just that I heard you were dumped by your fiancée.

Didn't you know?

I installed a wire inside your ear.

If you want to fix your temper, you should try meeting Don Lee.

You'll be surprised to see how well you can manage your temper.

Hey.

-Hey! -Hwi-oh, that's enough.

-Let go of me. -Hwi-oh, Hwi-oh.

No, let go. I think I should quit being a cop.

-Cut it out. -Don't you know

-that this is a serious condition? -Don't!

A serious condition!

-Just don't. -It's serious!

Gosh, do you think you're a cop or something?

You're only going to hurt an innocent person.

Gosh. Seriously.

Hey. Why are you taking my photo?

Cut it out. Don't take my photo!

I have to leave evidence.

You threatened me earlier. You scared my dog and ran at me.

This will prove that you're the culprit if anything bad happens to me.

Hey, wait. Stop.

What you did is a violation of my privacy. You know that?

You took my picture? You're not the only one who can do that.

Stop it. Don't take my photo. Stop.

There's no use hiding. This is a video.

Stop it!

You shouldn't have taken my picture then!

What?

EPISODE 2 PEOPLE WHO MAKE YOU ANGRY

Gosh, the corners are all cracked.

Why? What?

Just decide.

Should I walk in front of you or behind you?

I don't want you calling the cops saying I'm following you again.

I'm also on my way home, but you're making it so hard.

What's it going to be?

Let's go home.

Jeez.

Dam, I waited for you. I'm going now.

Make sure to heat the soup in the microwave.

I love you.

Gosh, seriously…