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Just close your eyes and breathe deeply.
You can do this.
It's only driving a car, it's only driving a --
Watch out!
I'm the one who needs help here.
You said you read the baby books this time.
I did read them. But there was nothing about
handling this level of stress in "The Ugly Duckling."
Not the books for babies, the book about babies!
Stop screaming at me.
All you have to do right now is not have a baby.
You do that every day.
I'm just asking for a little sympathy here.
How about some sympathy pains?
There you go. Make yourself comfortable.
I, for one, cannot wait to meet our new little sister.
I know, right?
It'll really improve our game of Knights and Princesses.
And having a sister will make us better listeners.
Exactly. And having a sister will make us better listeners.
Plus we'll look cool when we protect her from bullies.
Why, you little!
Okay, maybe not.
But at least she'll hook us up with her friends
when the time comes for us to get married.
I don't know, man. They'll always be a lot younger than us.
But if we take good care of them,
they can return the favor when we're old.
Oh, yeah.
Well, either way, I can't wait to meet her.
- She's coming! - I mean, I could wait a little.
Hold on, honey. We're almost there.
- I just have to park. - No time!
Okay. We'll use the drive-thru.
There isn't a drive-thru at the hospital!
Push.
Congratulations.
There is now.
Boys, say hello to your little sister.
Anais. Anais.
Aww, look at her.
She's so sweet, she's given me cavities.
Um, dude, I -- I think you had a little accident.
It's just my heart melting.
And here we witness the delicate first seconds
in the life of a great bald eagle.
But who would expect such a sweet chick to also be
a natural born killer?
If sharing is caring,
then this is the eagle that just don't care.
There's no way Anais would have pushed us
out of the car on purpose.
You know why?
Because all babies are born innocent.
And if you thought all babies were born innocent,
check out these baby sharks eating each other
before they're even born.
Wait. Maybe she did it because she was scared?
So what do people do when someone's scared?
Hmm.
Pull yourself together! You're being hysterical!
Okay, I meant what do morally well-balanced people do when they're scared?
We show her how much we love her.
I love you and value your companionship!
Dude!
That's better. See? Happy baby.
Hey, Anais.
What's that you're drawing?
Oh. Very good.
Is that Mommy? - Mm.
Mm.
And where are we?
Oh, we're the flowers?
Mnh-mnh.
Oh. Right.
Er, let's play a game. You want to play a game?
Okay, this one is called hide and seek.
We close our eyes and count, and you hide.
Ready? - Mm.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 10.
Ready or not, here we come.
Hey! Where are you going?
That was terrifying.
Yeah, well, at least your soul was going upwards.
All right, I've had enough of you.
You're going right back to where you came from.
Hey, what's that?
"No one loves you.
Signed, Gumball and Darwin."
I would never write something like that.
"No won luvs u."
Well, yeah, that's more like it.
What is going on here?
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