Conjuring Tapes

Hello?

I’ve got a gun.

So do I.

Sarah don’t!

Molly, call me back.

Something happened.

It's Sarah.

Hey, I’m here.

Are you still coming?

Okay, umm

I'll just get started without you.

No, no, it's fine.

Just get here when you can, okay?

Oh, hell, yeah.

It still works.

Hey babe!

Hey babe.

Look what I got.

More stuff from your parents house?

You better believe it.

This and more.

More? during a decluttering?

What the fuck?

What are you watching?

Sarah had tapes and I got curious.

What are you doing in this?

That's not me.

You and Sarah set this up.

It, it's not me, I swear.

But let me see it.

Yeah, but this is like a fun one.

Check it out.

I cannot wait to show Gary.

You're not bringing that tonight.

Who could this be?

Honey, hide the good silverware.

Oh, is that what I think it is?

You better believe it.

Give me that.

Oh, man, dude this thing is sick.

Hell yeah, and that's not all I got.

Remember this banger?

Oh, Ouija Death!

Hell yeah, you down to watch it tonight?

I mean, I don’t have a VCR

Oh. Right.

So, it’s a little controversial that I brought the camera with me.

She’s not happy.

Oh, you can just grab one of the tall ones.

I think that’s fine.

Smells good.

Hey, umm,

Sweetie, can you put that camera down and help me set the table, please.

You got it boss.

What can I do to help?

Okay.

Sorry to interrupt, but I have one more surprise for you all tonight.

Are you ready for something awesome?

I'm going to be right back.

Give me just one second.

Talk among yourselves. Talk among yourselves.

This dinner was awesome.

It was, thank you.

Yeah, vegan.

Oh.

Hell yeah.

Yes, she does this ravioli.

You don't even need to chew it. It just goes..

Are y'all ready for the return

of the Ouija board?

Nooo.

Yes.

Is that..

The very same one.

And I brought this camera.

I was thinking maybe we could do a remake?

Ouija Death 2.

- Ahh, Return of Betty the Butcher. - Oh my God, we definitely should!

Babe, you down?

Yeah.

Umm okay, I.

I don’t really like death.

Okay.

Can you explain?

In high school,

I was in a car accident with my best friend,

Becca.

- She died. - Oh.

And I was driving.

And I have a lot of, like, guilt.

Just maybe,

could you talk to Gary about, like, the Ouija stuff?

Oh, no, no, no.

This isn’t, this isn't like that.

I mean, yes, it's a Ouija board, but we're not like,

conjuring out dead spirits.

Sure, but like, you guys made lots of films

maybe you could do a different sequel?

But, I mean, this is I think it's so cool about it is we did this

in high school and like for kind of going back to those days.

And it's going to be fine though, like if you need to step into a different room

like, we totally can.

I don't think it's that big of a deal.

I'm ready for my close-up.

How'd you get your face to look so gruesome already?

Oh, fuck you.

Umm, ladies.

You ready to make some movie magic?

And we are rolling.

I'm ready to direct the shit out of this movie.

Yes, let’s do it.

Gary, you down?

Oh yeah, sequels are always better than the first one.

Are we reprising our same roles

as we did as one?

I mean, obviously, you're going to be Betty the Butcher.

Do I die in this one?

You, no, you rip my heart out like you've already done.

Sam can be your witchy

sidekick partner, yeah?

Who traps the souls of wizards in their corpses

and just nails them on their wall.

She’s savage right?

Babe, you down for that?

Uhh...

Uh, maybe there's something else. I could do.

Oh, yeah, we could do, like, umm,

you could be a corpse? or you could be a girl

who screams the whole time?

Or you could be cameraperson?

Oh, come on.

It's super important.

You would be, it’s easy. You will be fine.

It's most important. - I don’t know

Okay, so like, tell me what to do,

I’ve never really held a camera.

You’ve held like, a phone camera before.

It's basically that, but like twice as big.

You need to do zooms right now,

you know? Kind of make it extra... Take some artistic liberty.

Who are we conjuring?

Uhh, anybody know any dead people they want to talk to?

Sam?

What?

What about, like, a celebrity?

Coolio? I think, too soon?

All right.

I'm, I'm positive he's in heaven.

Oh, hell, yeah.

Okay.

Uh, Coolio.

Do you have anything you want to ask Coolio?

I don’t know.

Let’s just throw it out there.

Oh, spirits that may or may not be inhabiting this home,

even though I own it.

Show us yourselves.

Say hi.

You're moving it.

Oh, no, no, no, no. No.

That's not how this works.

With the candles and everything?

Okay, should we have, like it like a I don't know,

like, because I know we talked about the flickering lights, but, like, maybe

like a, like a sound that we're not expecting or..

Yeah yeah yeah. - I don’t know, maybe one of us feels,

like, something touch us.

I mean, I have tingles right now. That's good.

Yes, yes, okay.

That's good. Umm,

Okay, so kind of like a jump scare moment?

Yeah. - Oh, fuck yeah.

So, I got it. Okay, okay.

Oh, spirit descending on this house from the netherworlds,

give us a sign. Some kind of sound or a..

just a sign that you're here.

- Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yes! Yes!

- My man. - Oh my God

That was a demon, I think.

Right, babe, a little direction here.

Maybe spin around the table, like walk around us.

It's like, it's called a 360 shot.

I'm pretty sure they invented it in the Matrix.

Do it like The Matrix.

Hell, yeah.

This is bullet time, okay.

- Alright, so.. - You wanna kick us off?

- Yeah, Betty the Butcher, right? - Yeah.

Okay.

Ooohhh..

Betty the Butcher.

Are you with us?

Hey, what do you think Betty the Butcher sounds like?

Female Daniel Day-Lewis?

- Yeah. - Yeah.

Danielle Day-Lewis.

Danielle Day-Lewis.

Oooooohhhhh

Lead it.

She here?