The first 200 lines.
All incidents and some spoof characters in
this film are fictitious, bear no resemblance
Do you think you are a big man?
How dare you talk back like a prude...
When you are new...
learn who's who before you start pointing things
If not, this happens Understand?
They're here Let's go
Let's go now
Maasi...
One minute...
Yea what?
They're coming!
You wanted to know what's in my mouth
- Here's some fruit - Maasi!
Your death is in my hands!
- Did you bring it? - Yes, brother
At what time does Mahima come?
After college at 1
Did you check?
Yes, I did
Recharge for this number
This college, yes?
The women are coming out
Be ready
- This number - Okay
Why is he here?
A pepsi
But brother...
What are you looking at?
I've been watching you...
You always make trouble
Die!
Attu!
Come quickly!
What the hell! It burns!
Move!
Faster! Go go!
Why did you lose track and do that?
Forget it
It's not rare
But...that's acid!
He threw tea on my face
He got it back
I know him well
Just 'cause he's rich F***king twat!
He deserved it
Brother!
- Go - Careful
Brother! Go
Go!
Come, brother!
Come!
Brother! Come! Come!
Come!
Brother, go
Dude! Who are these guys?
Sir Sir... Gotcha!
Let go! Please sir
I did it in a fit of rage...
What?
Wait while I catch my breath Let go!
Hey you!
- You broke the windshield... - Our car's?
and you think you can escape?
Pay up!
Do you know who I am?
One minute
Dude, make a note of the address
I'm Maasi!
- Okay You? - I'm Attu
Of course you are 'attu' and not awesome
What is your name, idiot? But my name is Attu
Sorry dude! It seems his name is Attu
My girlfriend will shout at me pay up!
There is a guy chasing me with a gun!
That story is hard to believe even with a knife
And you say a gun, eh! Pay up!
Dude! These guys are real thugs!
That was close
They would have finished us off
Yea
What are you saying?
Where?
Start the car!
- What happened? - Start the car!
What was the issue?
I don't know, sir
We don't know what they were arguing about
How did he look?
But he... Oh my God!
Dude, why are they talking to the cops?
He was dark and tall
Hey, call her quick There are another guy
- Priya! - After throwing the acid...
Hey come! riding a bike...
So what is...? Hey!
You come here
What happened to upset you?
What happened, baby?
Tell me, hon...
It's okay there, there
What happened?
It's nothing...
Some guy threw acid on someone...
So she's upset
Were you hurt?
And here?
It's nothing...
He's spooked 'cause a guy broke the windshield
- They broke the windshield - It's okay
It's okay Come
I'll buy you ice cream
It's very late
Where are you two?
We are leaving
I'll be there shortly
Please deal with the warden
Come soon Yes yes okay Bye
Priya!
Is this salmon?
No! That's Nagma
Shut up and eat
Dude!
Today was f***ked up!
Was that just today?
I couldn't go for my interview
They broke the windshield
They nearly threw acid at my girl's face!
That face already looks like acid has taken a lick
Forget it
What would you have done if she had been acid-attacked?
I would've escaped, dude!
I will slipper you!
Priya!
Sorry dude...
How much more will you eat? Come! if something like...
I'll kill him, dude!
Is this enough?
Just one more half-boil please...
The warden is already pissed off come, let's go
Abbas, take the car for repair Saro, wait!
Later! I'm talking to you
And you are walking away
I will stab him!
Don't stab my eye Sit
Acid!
I will not stop until I find you...
...and kill you!
How, dude? Like this?
Like this
I'll take a knife...
and if I stab from the back, it'll come out in the front
He'll die, dude
This is hilarious to watch!
One more, please!
Do it again! If I take this knife and...
and stab the nape of his neck,
it'll come out the front!
He'll die, dude
One more, please dude! Get lost!
Thanks dude!
Hey Acid!
If I don't find and kill you...
...my name is not Bruce Lee!
is not Bruce Lee!
is not Bruce Lee!
Dude, your name is not Bruce Lee...
It's Gemini Ganesan
That's what my dad named me
Mummy calls me Bruce Lee
So, Bruce Lee
Okay Bruce Lee, sir
Careful else someone might poison you
Oh no! Oh no! My car!
Hey guy-who-broke-my-car...
I will find you and kill you too
Him, too?
How is he going to die? The same way
Super, dude!
We're killing everyone...
...and going to jail
Hey! Where are you guys?
Henceforth, you are my Godfather
From now, you are my Godfather
You are my Godfather
You are my Godfather
Henceforth, you are my Godfather
- Did you sip this? - No brother
Oh! Rin detergent costs Rs 2 less now
Not bad...
Infamous don Maasi stabbed?!
Why is he rejecting my call?
- Get lost! - You get lost!
Hey! What are you doing?
Have you seen my socks?
Where are you leaving to?
The guy who fought us!
Why is lying dead?
Have you seen my socks?
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