Kingdom

Wait, wait, wait.

- Yeah? - Yeah.

I feel like you're still mad at me.

I'm not happy.

Yeah, I can tell.

You haven't said two flippin' words to me.

Are you still mad?

You know, I'm more disturbed, Keith.

To be fair...

I wasn't even sexually aroused.

What difference does that make, man?

It's a big difference whether or not

- you're regular or sexually aroused. - Jesus, Keith.

Look, Ryan, I didn't mean to disrespect you,

and especially not that way in front of Lisa.

I'm... I would never...

Sorry I'm late, guys.

Man: Don't sweat it, man.

Keith: You worried about seeing your parents today?

Sure.

You want to know what I think?

I think...

I think that they're gonna be happy to see you.

They're gonna want to visit you all the time.

I can't wait to meet them.

Boys.

So, Keith, I heard you have a tiny rig.

"Tiny rig"?

Okay, Michael. What's that mean?

Your pecker.

See, everybody saw it when you flashed Ryan's girl.

You know, I heard that it's like...

a baby bird in a nest.

Just a tiny little thing.

Like a stack of buttons.

I admire you, bro. I mean,

that is one hell of a cross to bear.

Thanks.

What's that?

I said thank...

this is... this is our table.

Oh, right. Right, right.

I'm... sorry, guys.

It's because I wasn't aroused.

Wasn't even erect, so why would...

He wasn't even there.

What, is... like his dick's so great.

- You look great. - Thanks.

Jay's gonna come by the gym and pick it up.

It is his money from the fight.

It's a little light.

There's got to be a better way to make a living.

I'm gonna talk to him today about Nate.

- You want to stop this? - Stop what?

Come on.

This was your idea.

I told... I told you to go talk to him.

I didn't tell you to go take a day trip

and see his parents.

Do you think this is what I want to do today?

Do you have any fucking idea what I'm walking into?

Oh, no, you don't, because you weren't there.

You wanted me to help him and this is what he needs,

so stop moping around

and acting like we're going off to Hawaii

to fuck our brains out.

- Is that for me? - Yeah.

Blueberries, banana, almond milk, some protein powder.

Mm.

Blueberries make my mouth itch.

That's why you've never seen me eat one.

Have a great day with his parents!

Thank you.

Yeah, ma.

You know what I should do?

I should cook you guys dinner.

That's a beautiful idea.

It'll be fun.

I'll walk to the store.

Why don't you just put together a list and I'll go?

Oh, Jay.

What are you gonna do, crate me?

I'm not gonna run away.

Nate can go with me.

I can't. I... I got physical therapy.

Well, then, I'll go with you.

And then afterwards we can go to the store.

Guys, I'm just feeling a little cooped up.

You know, like I've been locked in the house.

Why would you feel like that, mom?

Okay.

We'll all go.

No.

Nate and I can handle it.

What are you guys hungry for?

Alvey: There he is.

Now who's the movie star?

Nice shoes.

Mm.

You ready for this?

Think so.

Can I give you a piece of advice?

Have no expectations.

Zero.

Yeah.

Thanks for being cool with Lisa coming down.

Ah, it was never a question.

I wouldn't, you know, I wouldn't normally ask,

but they love her.

It helps.

- - You're gonna be all right.

- You call me when you're done. - Yep.

- All right? - Yeah.

Smile.

Shut the fuck up.

Ryan's parents live in Kern?

Yeah, why?

My dog is from Kern.

They found her litter in the crawl space of some house.

For three years, I thought she was from South Gate.

Turns out she's from Kern.

This is only the second time I've even heard of Kern.

Tell me what it's like. I've always wondered.

How do I look?

You look sweet.

We should, uh, hit it.

Enjoy Kern.

Hey, biff.

Where are you guys going?

Actually, we're gonna go see my parents.

Oh, yeah?

I'm sorry. I didn't mean to make a joke.

- You look fucking good. - Ow.

Jesus. Are you going with him?

Yeah. Uh, your dad's got your money.

Okay. Well, drive safely.

And give your parents my best, Ryan.

Christina: You know, you were conceived not too far from here.

Did you know that?

I thought you and dad were living in Huntington.

Oh, Huntington. No.

No. We... we were there for like a minute

when Jay was a little baby, but...

No. Who told you that?

I don't know. I just thought I knew that.

No.

Well, the Huntington apartment was a dump.

We moved up here because I wanted to

and we had this cute, little place on Speedway.

It had a little roof deck. I loved it.

Did you ever see pictures of it?

Maybe. Maybe I have.

I'll dig them out.

Well, anyway, you were delivered at Saint Joseph's

because we had to move to North Hollywood

when I was eight months pregnant

so your dad could train some Armenian guy.

Who I think has since passed away.

I can't believe you don't know any of this.

- Yeah. I just thought - Ooh!

it was Huntington for some reason.

Well, I guess if you want to be official,

you're from the Valley.

But to me, you're from Venice.

Hey. Lisa said you have my money.

I do.

How's your hand?

It's okay.

I'm gonna get it looked at.

Lisa said you had a great fight.

I don't know about that.

"I don't know about that."

Since when are you so fucking humble?