A Little Family Drama

Hey, Matias, they're ready for you.

My distinguished guests,

it is said that every great innovation starts as an idea on a page.

Well, today, we're gonna witness one of those ideas become a reality.

I give you the Tacomatic.

- Hm. -

The world's first AI taco truck.

It brings a perfect amount of supply to the greatest amount of demand

by leveraging social media posts, location information,

weather, and traffic patterns,

all while producing the highest profit margin routes

and best customer satisfaction technology has to offer.

Mmm.

-Give it a go. - Hmm.

Mm. So good.

You're gonna love it.

This one's for you.

There you go. There are very few moving parts.

Maintenance is very minimal.

And after this first round of funding,

we got three more trucks. We can set up a proper supply chain.

Hmm. Sounds good.

Um, I'm... I'm just gonna go check, if that's okay with you.

Uh-oh.

I need to get this for the Gram.

Well, this is going on my TikTok.

- No! Don't go! -

Don't go!

Why?

I pico'd my pants!

Matias!

It's only cream!

Hi, Mom.

-I'm sorry. It was on vibrate. - Talk to her.

There is a large error on the reunion menu.

Okay, but I'm pretty sure it was good when I left last night.

I mean...

- Too salty. -Excuse me?

Not you.

They keep adding too much salt to Abuelo's mole.

Well, if you give them the recipe--

He kept it a family secret for a reason, Cecilia. I'm just following his wishes.

The menu says "Annual Sepulveda Family Dinner,"

and typically we indicate the year.

Just because we missed a year doesn't mean we change things.

Mija.

Will you please check on Matias? I forgot to knock on his door this morning.

Mom, he's a grown man. He can take care of himself.

Ay, mija, don't say that. He has only us to take care of him.

We're missing napkins.

What about Grandma? It's been almost six months.

I don't want to talk about that woman.

You and Grandma need to talk. You all live in the same house.

No one needs to talk, Cecilia.

Now go, please. Check on your brother.

Neither one of you seems to know how to answer your phone.

You're responsible if he's late again.

Of course.

But Kasey said she'd be here in 15 minutes.

Oh, stop. The last time you argued, I was in the car with that moron cousin of yours.

-How many cars has she gone through? Four. -You're gonna be late.

Just get in the car, or I swear I'll post your baby photos.

Mom, threats only work if you actually follow through with them.

Don't tempt me.

Can Dad at least drop me off a block away?

-What? -Please?

Honey, don't worry. I can pull the officer card and speed like crazy.

That doesn't work for security guards.

Seatbelt, Yari. Should've sent you to boarding school.

I can't handle much more of this whole "you're an embarrassment" phase.

When do I get to be the cool dad again?

-You were never the cool dad. -Ugh!

- Et tu? -

And I see you laughing at my pain.

I'd say it's more of an equally shared pain.

Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Hey, come here. Give me a kiss.

Hey, did you talk to your mom yet?

-I will. Now get out of here. -I'm going.

I gotta go grab Matias, okay?

Oh, do me a favor. Go easy on him.

You've been spending too much time with my mother.

Can't help it if she loves me.

- -Love you too, honey.

Good morning.

Oh, take the chocolate.

Right.

Thanks, Grandma.

-Be nice to your brother. -Brother.

Yes, I know, Grandma.

Matias!

It's only cream!

- -Oh, jeez, Cecilia.

Why do you always do that?

Because it's fun. Come on. Come on.

Good morning to you too.

I'm guessing the taco truck's still hunting your dreams.

You should see someone about that.

You probably got PTSD or something.

-Do you mind if I--? -Do you mind?

Well, maybe you shouldn't leave your things laying around.

Well, maybe you should get out of here.

I would, but apparently someone has to make sure

Mom's baby boy gets to work on time.

Seriously? The buyout? The restaurant?

Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot. I just got a lot going on.

Can't you just find someone else?

No. We're short-staffed, and you agreed to help out.

Okay, well, just give me a few minutes.

-Seriously? You have ten, and then I'm leaving. -Okay.

-Ten minutes, Matias. -Ten. Thanks. Yeah.

-Ten minutes. -Go. I'll be there.

-Okay. Go, go, go. You're gonna be late. -Hurry up.

-Cecilia, I need to talk to you. -Uh-uh.

I know your delay tactics, Grandma. I'm not waiting for him.

Mija, please. You're walking too fast for my bad knee.

Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay.

- Ay. -Grandma.

Mija, I need you to do me a favor.

that I want to end with the soup.

You know, your vegan soup? The one you showed me last week?

You're right. This family needs to eat less meat.

You really think so?

That's great.

Oh, now, wait. No, I'm not telling her that.

-She'll freak. No. -No, no, no.

Mija, mija, please. Your mama stresses me out.

Grandma. You and Mom can't keep using Matias and I

as messengers. You two need to talk.

-Thanks, Grandma. -Oh.

-Mija. -I knew it.

-No, no. -Delay tactics.

Mija, I'm serious.

This family needs new traditions,

-and you know that. Hm? -

I thank you for talking to your mother for me.

Ay, Dios.

You two have a good day. Bye-bye.

No, Matias.

No, not the pink...

I can't hear you.

What is she saying?

Do you always have to drive like that?

Mm. These are really good.

- Oh, yeah? -Mm-hm.

That's a spiked one.

Marisella, Shelly, can you please finish setting up?

The Ainsley party will be here shortly.

You're gonna be fine. You barely ingested anything.

We'll talk about you being late later.

Marisella? When the party arrives, can you attend to the VIPs?

I'll take the orders. And, Matias, can you bus?

-I can bus. I got this. -Really?

Cecilia, I know it's been a while, but I can bus.

Okay. Thanks.

What's the budget looking like?

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Hello? Speaking.

Sir. Yeah, could we please get some water for the, um...?

Wait a minute.

-How do I know you? -Oh, I don't think we've met.

You're that guy.

Uh, I'm not sure...

Yo, Ian.

Come over here, man.

I...

-What's up? -It's the taco truck guy.

Oh, my God, that's him. That's him!

-No, that's not me. I... - Oh. Oh.

-You gotta say it. -Oh, ha, I'm not sure what--