The Fake Ghost Catchers (鬼畫符)

Congratulations...

Congratulations

Thank you.

Here comes the bride.

Dear wife, let's toast to our love,

that we will

Iive happily ever after.

Thank you, dear. I wish you all the best,

and good business always.

Thank you, cheers.

Let's have another drink, dear.

"My last words: Huanzhu is my lover,

and she's marrying into the Lin Family today.

I will become a ghost,

and swear I will snatch her to be by my side.

Du Luo"

Kowtow.

Don't worry, it's sacred water.

The God of Thunder...

Stop.

What's your name?

I'm Mrs. Lai.

And your husband's name is?

Lai Yangli.

Mother of the Jade Emperor...

King of Hell, all the Earth Gods...

Bring the ghost of Lay Yangli up here.

Listen, no matter what strange things happen,

keep your mouth shut.

Got it.

Stop.

Sit still.

Up.

Are you alright, master?

Didn't I tell you not to move?

I've found your husband,

hence the emergency landing.

I'll bring him here right away.

It's really windy,

why isn't my husband here?

Stop.

Your husband has arrived.

I can't see him.

Look.

Yangli, you're really here.

I'm having a tough time in hell.

I know, you were a lackey when you were alive,

you must be tired with all the walking after death.

Take some money to Zhang, he'll burn something for me.

Buy some chicken feet, pigs' feet for me.

I'll do it.

Then hurry and pay Master Zhang.

Just ten taels, I'm off.

Yangli, I'll do as you told.

Don't worry, I'll go get the money now.

Remember, you don't need to bring too much,

just ten taels as he instructed.

Master, you're really something.

It's easy money.

What a fool!

Brat.

Why did you hit me, master?

You little ass, you wanted me to fall to my death?

I'll deduct my medical fees on

your salary this month.

You've deducted a lot already,

there won't be anything left.

I don't care.

Please, master.

Give the rest to me.

You wish.

Here's a letter for you, read it.

Cousin, I've lately found the proof of corruption

done by Zhuge Sen, the lron-hand Officer,

I planned on handing it to Judge Bao at Kaifeng County,

I'll pass by your town & hope to stay for a while.

Your cousin, Zhou Peng.

Better don't have any grudges with the officials.

Stupid guy.

Faster...

Excuse us, we just want to borrow some money.

Du Luo?

I heard he died for love.

He didn't rest in peace.

He said that he'll come back for his revenge.

We can't think too much about these.

What are you afraid of? That he'll bite?

I have bad feelings about this.

Guard over there then.

Hurry...

Chicken shit, go on.

Hurry...

Anything?

No.

Hurry...

Officers, hurry!

He's over there.

Freeze.

Freeze.

We...

What are you doing here?

We...Get up.

We're doing our trade here.

Have you seen a young man walk past?

No, if people pass by,

we wouldn't be able to do this.

No?

He's injured,

he won't be going far, let's look again.

Yes.

I'm right here.

Zhou Peng, our chief said

that he'll forgive you

if you hand out the list.

You think you can get the list so easily?

I'm Mai Feihong, that mean you look down on me.

Kill him.

What did you do that for?

Anyone who knows our secrets must die.

I'd be dead

if I hand over the list to you anyway.

Take it if you can.

Morning.

I'm going to play chess, watch the house.

Got it.

Let me walk you out, master.

Sure.

Be careful, master.

Be careful.

Good.

Take care.

Why are you so polite today?

Nothing, I just want...

What do you want?

You've deducted all my salary this month.

Just watch my home for me,

got it?

Fine! What's the big deal!

I'll starve for two days, in the worst case.

Master, I wasn't bad mouthing you.

Ghost.

Hey, cousin, don't you recognise me?

I'm Zhou Peng.

Cousin Peng.

Cousin.

What happened to you?

I guess you've received my letter?

I'm in this state because I was under pursuit

by Zhuge Sen's men.

You've scared me.

Have a rest, and I'll buy you some medicine tomorrow.

Don't go out at night, in case you bump into...

Stop chatting, I want to buy some medicine.

Listen, Du Luo's body is missing,

and there are nine dead bodies by his grave.

One got all his blood sucked dry,

didn't look human.

What didn't look human?

Boss, medicine.

Fine...wait, he's turned into a zombie?

Yes, it's the Ghost Festival tonight.

Don't go out.

Where's the prescription?

Du Luo, did he kill himself for love?

That's the one.

Are you a maid of the Lin Family?

That's right.

Tell your young madam, beware of him.

Nonsense!

He wouldn't haunt our young madam.

What's so scary about ghosts?

Lady, I'm a student of Master Zhang.

You'll be fine.

Really?

Come look for me should you need help.

Your medicine.

Thanks.

Young madam.

Chuntao, you've scared me.

Time for the medicine.

Put it there.

Young madam,

I heard something strange when I was in town.

I know, Du Luo turned into a zombie.

So scary, what should we do?

Everyone said he died for me,

but I was never interested in him.

I've never returned his affection.

But they all say that...

Forget it.

Are the floats ready for tonight?

You'll release the floral floats downstream tonight?

We do that on Ghost Festival ever year.

The floats will go downstream,

and send away all the ghosts.

The young master isn't home, aren't you afraid?

What's to be afraid of?

I didn't do anything bad to him.

Go work.

Yes.