This Is the Night

10 BEAUTIES OF PARIS

Oh, look! Madame has lost her dress!

Madame has lost her dress... Madame has lost her dress...

Woops. Stepping in front of the car her dress caught.

I only wish that I was Madame's escort.

Madame has lost her dress... Madame has lost her dress...

Her breasts, her knees that all work seize...

Madame has lost her dress!

Madame has lost her dress...

Madame has lost her dress?

Radio to transatlantic shipping!

Let London know that things are simply ripping!

And this is what we're shouting for...

Madame has lost her dress!

Madame has lost her dress!

- For what? What's in it? - Excuse me, please!

Madame has lost her dress!

Gerald! Aren't you going to do anything?

Here?

No, no. I mean about discharging your chauffeur.

Oh, oh let me keep him.

I've let you keep your husband.

I haven't kept him.

- What? - He left this morning.

Forgood?!

No, no, for the Olympic Games at Los Angeles.

He's in them, you know.

Haven't you ever heard of Steve Mathewson, the javelin thrower?

- Javelin thrower? - Ah ha

Do you mean those long murderess harpoon things?

Claire, the moment you meet a man...

right after you said "How do you do"...

you should add...

'My husband throws javelins'.

Tell me some more of his bad habits.

Well, he sings at annoying times and places...

He even sings in bed!

Ah, yes. I have an uncle who does that.

Sings in bed?

No, throws javelins.

In bed?

No! He throws them in...

Oh... nevermind..

Gerald.

Tonight my husband is away out on the Atlantic.

And we're...

I have got a surprise for you.

Oh, another?

Tomorrow you're taking me away.

Oh, am I?

Where?

- Venice. - Venice?

D... do you think that'll be safe?

I hope not!

I don't believe you want to go!

Oh, Claire, 'cause I'm...

And all of this evening you were complaining you've known me THIS long

and nothing had happened.

Well, that was BJ.

BJ?

Before javelins.

What about tickets?

I've ordered them.

Well?

Make up your mind!

Do we go to Venice or don't we?

You know, I can't help wishing that you...

that you weren't married.

Well, you don't have to go, you know?

Well, eh...

Ooh, Claire...

and names you all despise...

they dreamed of the numbers on one...

the murmur of the trees...

says Eloise.

My girl...

is named...

Yvonne!

That's swell!

Have you also a pencil?

I believe I can accomodate you

Oh, Thank you

Thank you.

Keep it, please

Ehrm, I w...

I will.

For my wife?

Eh, bub... Yes... Yes!

I'm West of the American Express.

Where is that?

Where is what?

"West of the American Express".

No, no, no. No that's my name.

Bunny West of the American Express.

Oh, you'll pardon me, won't you? - Yeah, yeah, certainly!

What is this?

Those are train tickets.

For my wife?

Yes, I brought them over personally...

I am a friend of hers.

Really? You see, I know so few of my wife's friends...

I'm away so much.

At TAC meets.

Oh well, then if she isn't here, I can call back another time.

I won't bother you with those tickets.

Not at all.

Well, so she got lonely without me and planned a little trip.

Evidently.

Are these paid for?

No, they are not.

So perhaps I'd better...

No, come right in, I will make you out a cheque.

No trouble at all. Come on in.

We re... we really don't need the money.

I realize that...

but you see, I always like to pay my debts on time.

My wife will certainly be surprised that I'm home.

Yes, she certainly will.

Yes, you see I... I sailed for America,

but when I reached England, I...

Oh my goodness, that'll have to be fixed.

But when I reached England I missed her so terribly...

I flew right back.

Oh, isn't that nice!

My, my! Don't you use large golf sticks!

Oh no, those are javelins.

Those are what?

Javelins.

You... you know how to use them?

Oh, yes...

You run with them and then you hop up over a stick.

Isn't that right?

No, no. They're thrown, like a spear.

A spear? I didn't...

Ow... sharp, isnt it?

Didn't you ever go in for athletics?

I used to jump at conclusions!

Come on, let's go into the study.

I say, would you mind carrying that bag?

No... no...

If you let me have those tickets...

I can bring bring them back tomorrow, when your wife is in.

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no....!

But... Perhaps she won't even want them...

now that you're home.

Why, the servants have left all the lights on.

Yes, looks like they have.

And I won't be a moment...

I'll slip into something else.

And... you make yourself comfortable.

Is this yours?

No... No...

Why, Steve!

Where is your dress?

Dress?

Ah, I threw it away, it was all in strips.

What! What happened?

It was pulled of me in the car.

O darling, I want you to meet Mr. Gerald Gray,

a very old friend.

I've spoken of him often, remember?

No.

Oh, of course, he... ehrm

Did he? Was he the one who?

No, no, no! It was the chauffeur.

The chauffeur?

Yes, ehrm, you see... ehrm

I got my dress caught in the door of the car... and, ehrm

The chauffeur closed the door too soon.

It was just an accident.

Accident!

Bunny, have you got a cigarette?

I don't want to interrupt your train of thoughts, but...

When you throw that... with this...

Do you go in for accuracy or distance?

Both!

Both.

Let me get a good look at you!

Do you want me to turn for you?

Suppose I started ripping your clothes off!

Oh, I'm afraid you'd be disappointed.

Oh, by the way...

he brought some railroad tickets for you!

Oh, oh... here we go.

Oh, did he?

Yes, yes, apparently you were planning a little trip.

Had you forgotten?

No, no, I...

I say, would you mind holding that for a moment?

Better! Yes...

- Oh oh, can I open that for you? - Can I help out?

No. No thanks.

Where were you going anyway?

Well, ehrm, I was g...

Well, Venice! Yes!

Two compartments, one for a gentleman.

Very interesting!

Mr. West,

Did she order these?

I did.