Moone Moonu Varthai (மூணே மூணு வார்த்தை)

- Excuse me - Hah! Doctor?

God is great

You can go home if you like

- It's okay - Are you sure?

Take a deep breath and exhale

You don't have any problem

No problem?

No problem, sir

From yesterday you made me lie down here and took so many tests

In the end you say I have no problem

It's because we took those tests we knew you have no problem, sir

Then I can go home?

You need 2 days compulsory rest

Why...bill isn't hefty enough?

Due to excess mental tension you suffered a panic attack

Blood pressure has shot up

2 days rest is compulsory

You are generally a jovial type How did you get this panic attack?

Because I got worked up over something unnecessary

Why are you adding salt on to my wound now?

Don' get stressed out Take adequate rest, okay?

Bhagyaraj sir?

How are you, sir?

A doctor saw me and just left

Oh! I'm not a doctor, sir

Are you a compounder? Have you got tablets for me?

I'm not a compounder either, sir

Then who are you?

Your most ardent fan ever, sir

Fan?

I'm glad to hear that

We can talk leisurely some other time

My situation isn't too good now

That's why I'm here, sir

You know my situation?

I believe someone stole your story

That's quite a common occurrence

Which incident was on your mind?

It's trending in Twitter now

- Twitter? - Also in Facebook, sir

The present generation has this knack of learning very fast

That's why I'm here to help you

What help?

I plan to tell you a story

Tell me a story...?

Didn't expect my situation to get so bad in a single day!

Don't get me wrong

Don't think I'm being overconfident

But my story is original, sir Not a copy of any Korean film

This story is based on true events

You can add it in the titles too

I'm happy to see you speak with so much self confidence

But if I don't like your story half way through...

...you should leave this room the next minute

The film opens with-

Wait, man

I told you if I don't like your story you should leave the next minute

You never replied and you're on 1st gear?

You agreed to listen to at least half the story

Isn't that enough to catch your attention?

Hero of my story is Arjun

Sounds good

Let's begin the story with what his grandfather has to say about him

Arjun...half-baked is a better name for him

Don't ask me about him

I'll get so mad I'll beat him black and blue

He's totally irresponsible

I have no clue when he gets home at night

He'll wake up at 12 noon

No idea if he brushes his teeth or showers

He'll stuff some food and roam around with his friends

He won't stick to a job for more than 3 months

He'll keep jumping from job to job

God knows what will happen to him or what I can do about this

Arjun...don't ask I don't know how I'll react

Don't ask

My grandson Arjun is a good-for-nothing lout

If you ask me anything about him I'll get real mad

Sometimes I feel like imprinting my 5 fingers on him

This is how his grandfather will deride him from head to toe

You know what I'll say as his grandma...?

My dear Arjun is so handsome

Good boy

He showers daily

No one can be as smart as him

Always on his toes, very brisk

Wondering why I'm saying all this?

His genes are from my side of the family tree

Not from that branch! Hope he didn't hear me

Arjun isn't definitely a friend who lends a helping hand

Do you know how many people he owes money?

Even if he doesn't reach out he won't let you down

That's his good quality

See you

When will this video be uploaded?

Facebook or Youtube?

Tomorrow I'll be ready with the presentation, sir

My name is Karna

What am I supposed to talk about?

About Arjun

What should I talk?

I should say something good about him?

He's a d-

'Dog, I swear'

Such a ho-

'Hooligan of the 1st order'

He's a sma-

'Smart chap doesn't fit the bill'

Name Arjun seems so familiar

I've seen it in the register

Thinks he can pass off as a sought after model

But he's just passable

We aren't connected in any way at all

I'd love to compliment him like this

But for me to do so, he needs to attend office regularly!

Anyway if you see him ask him to meet me

Looks like he is the talk of the town for being derided by every-

Yes, sir

It's understandable if I sleep hearing your story

But if you narrate and you nod off to sleep...?

I'm bored stiff being the talk of the town, sir

My senses have gone numb

Everyone yells at you...?

That means-

Yes, sir

I'm that (in)famous Arjun!

What's your plan for the evening?

No plans, office now Then go back home

Why do you spoil your health being a workaholic?

Evening party My treat

- Booze, huh? - Then what?

Do we roam around like other Roadside Romeos?

Come early this evening Your comfort is my concern

You'll be drinking in my place Why should you invite me?

Wrong, venue is my place

Krish-Mal are out of town

My grandparents!

I've texted all our friends

I can't drink with the whole gang

I have a presentation tomorrow

I can't come

Just a presentation?!

Come home I'll help you with it

Kid's stuff

Our friends after a few pegs will come up with super inputs

You'll be the star perform-

I won't get convinced whatever you say

Karna, remember how I bowled slowly for you to hit sixers when we were kids

How can I forget? Bat was mine

Please...please come

Okay, fine

Hot or beer?

I know you'll want beer let me go and buy it now

What?

What's the treat in aid of?

Come home I'll tell you

How will I know the reason for the treat?

Only then I can drink in peace

Why are you so late, Karna?

Why this chorus greeting?!

Hi senior

You can be late for anything But to drink...unpardonable

Are you all jobless or what?

Arjun's party That too plenty of beer

Work is secondary

Got a paper on you?

I do Why?

Jot it down in a jiffy 'Definitely I won't get married'

This is for you

You're getting married?

Then you won't enjoy your wedding night

Here you go

New fad to invite for your wedding night?

Give it to Arjun

Numbskull!

Where's Arjun?

He has gone to buy booze for us

We'll get drunk as a skunk all night through, okay?

I have to prepare a presentation

Leave me out I have a board meeting too

Mr Jinxed jerk! Why do you keep staring at a stationary fan?

I am deep in thought

Why is Arjun treating us?

Why?

Has he been promoted at work? Or is he going abroad, work related?

So many thoughts perched inside this nest of yours!

Boys, you seem to have landed on the dot!

What do you think of my arrangements?

I think our problem will be a shortage of booze

You drink a shot and puke a lot

Zip your lips and sip!

Why are you treating us?

I won't tell you Take a wild guess

Promotion?

Girl friend?

Shut up! I'll tell you

This idiot would have dumped his job

How did you find out? You're my best friend

I asked permission to attend the cricket match

Boss refused I resigned