The Cosby Show

Oh, Cliff.

Clair, I've Been On My Feet For 18 Hours.

I Delivered So Many Babies, After Awhile

The Babies I Delivered Started Having Babies.

I Want You To Feel Sorry For Me.

I Can't, I'm Too Tired.

You Have To, You Have To.

You've Worked Three Weeks Straight.

22 Days.

Oh... Poor Thing.

Ick!

Hey, Put The Baby Here!

Oh, Cliff.

I'm Sorry.

That's It.

You Should Take Some Time Off Right Away.

I Will, But I Still Have Some Things To Do.

You Don't Have Patients Coming In The Office.

No, But I Have Paperwork To Do.

Paperwork, Dear.

The Paperwork Can Take Care Of Itself.

Not Really.

Are You On Call At The Hospital?

Yeah. I've Got Two Days I Have To Serve.

Go On...

Get Undressed.

What About Dr. Dailey?

Uh-Huh.

Doesn't He Owe You

Some Time From Those Days You Covered For Him?

Mm-Hmm.

Call Him And Tell Him To Cover For You

For The Next Couple Of Days.

Take A Mini-Vacation.

What Am I Going To Do?

You Won't Do Anything.

You're Going To Relax.

What Are The Children Going To Do?

I'll Talk To The Children.

Can I Eat What I Want?

Yes, All Diets Are Off.

And I Don't Have To Shave?

Nope.

I Don't Have To Shower?

You Do Have To Shower.

You Could Use My Bubbles.

You Could Take A Bubble Shower.

Really?

Yes.

Yippee!

I'm On Vacation.

Yes, And If You Like

I Can Give You A Bon Voyage Party.

Really?

I'll Be The Ocean Liner And You'll Be The Tug Boat?

Okay, And Then We'll Dock Together.

Good Morning, Theo.

Vanessa, Listen To This.

Five Bedroom, Two Bathroom Condo On The Beach In Honolulu.

And It Only Goes For $249,000.

This Is What I'm Looking For.

Right, Theo.

You Have $249,000 To Buy A Condo.

No...

Not By Myself.

I Formed A Partnership With 23 Other Guys At School.

We're Going To Put Together

The Money We Earn During Summer

And Share A Condo.

You're Going To Share Five Rooms With 23 Other Guys?!

Hey, These Aren't Just 23 Other Guys.

These Are My 23 Best Friends.

Vanessa, Can I Ask You Something?

Sure, Rudy.

Kenny Told Me A Riddle Yesterday

And I Can't Figure It Out.

Why Couldn't You Come To Me With The Riddle?

Because Vanessa's Smarter.

Thank You, Rudy.

So What's The Riddle?

I Have Two American Coins That Add Up To 30 Cents.

One Of Them Is Not A Nickel.

Explain This.

Two American Coins That Add Up To 30 Cents

And One Of Them Isn't A Nickel.

Are You Sure You Got The Riddle Right?

That's What Kenny Said.

Two Coins Add Up To 30 Cents...

Two American Coins That Add Up To 30 Cents

One Is Not A Nickel?

It Can't Be.

Kenny's Trying To Trick You.

Of Course!

I Figured It Out.

Oh, Stop It, Theo.

You Did Not.

You Want To Bet I Know The Answer?

What Should We Bet?

If I Know The Answer

You Make My Bed Tomorrow.

I'll Make Your Bed For A Week!

Me, Too.

You're On.

The Question Is

How Can Two Coins Add Up To 30 Cents

When One Of Them Is Not A Nickel.

I Have A Quarter, I Have A Nickel.

30 Cents.

Wait A Minute.

This Is A Nickel.

One Coin Is Not A Nickel.

This Is A Quarter.

This Is Not A Nickel.

Good Morning, Good Morning.

Dad, Theo Cheated Us On A Bet.

He Cheated Us Bad.

They Lost And Now They're Whining.

We Are Not Whining!

I Have An Announcement To Make.

I'm On Vacation At Home For The Next Two Days.

Mom Told Us.

Go To School Today.

Ask Your Friend

"May I Stay With You For Two Days?"

Okay?

If They Say No, Offer Them Money.

Come In.

Mrs. Huxtable?

You'll Never Guess Who's Waiting In The Reception Area.

Diane Hemmings.

The Reporter Who Interviews Celebrities On Tv.

Oh, Great.

Send Her In.

Is She Interviewing You?

No, She's Just A Good Friend.

I Watch Her All The Time.

Shall I Get You Her Autograph?

I Already Did.

Mrs. Hemmings?

Hi, Diane.

Hey, Clair.

I Know You're Busy.

I'll Only Stay A Minute.

But I'm So Glad You Came.

I Saw Your Paul Newman Interview.

Oh, Yeah.

It Was An Interesting Day.

Have You Lost Your Senses?

You Went For A Ride In His Race Car.

"It Was An Interesting Day"?

I'm Sorry, Clair.

I'm Not Feeling Too Enthusiastic Right Now.

Sorry, Have A Seat.

What's The Matter?

Richard And I Are Having Troubles.

He's Accusing Me Of Being Unfaithful.

Oh, Silly Man.

Does He Have Reason To Believe This?

Clair...

I Love Richard, And I'm Sure He Loves Me.

Where Is He Getting These Ideas?

When I Go Off On These Trips To Interview Celebrities

It Gets Him Crazy.

What Do You Mean?

While I'm Packing, He Goes Through My Suitcase

Pulls Something Out And Says

"Don't Take This Sexy Dress."

He Isn't Serious, Is He?

Very.

That's Not All.

When I'm On The Road

He Calls Very Late

To See If I'm There.

Then He Wants To Know If Anyone Else Is With Me.

Oh, Get Out.

I Can't Convince Richard That I Love Him

When He Doesn't Trust Me.

Are You Here For Legal Reasons?

Sort Of.

I'm Thinking Of Getting Out.

Hi, Cliff.

Hey!

Cliff!

I'm On Vacation.

I'm On Vacation.

Diane Hemmings Came To See Me Today.

Really?

She Heard I Was On Vacation

And Wanted To Interview

A Suave, Handsome Doctor.

No.

She And Richard Might Be Splitting Up.

What's Wrong?

The Problem Is That Richard Is So Insecure.

He Doesn't Trust Diane Interviewing Famous Celebrities.

She Does Hang Out With Some Good-Looking Guys.

Cliff, I Can't Believe You Said That.

Can't Believe What?

So Because A Woman In Her Business

Has Contact With Attractive Men