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Do the freezing, Dr. Light.
What you think you doing here?
Creeping around in the dark like a creep.
I think he's gonna steal Robin's bike!
That plan is very bright.
Get him!
You's about to get wolverined, yo!
I believe you've met my friend, Mr. Shablamo?
Shablamo!
- Starbolt! - Magic!
Starbolt! Starbolt!
Whoa! Whoa! What is going on here?
This fool right here was trying to steal your bike.
So, we dropped the hammer on him.
Starbolt, starbolt!
Oh, Titans.
He's not stealing my bike,
he's renting it.
There you go, Arthur. All gassed up and ready to go.
Just have it back by 5:00 or there's a late fee.
Wait, wait, wait.
How's you rented your bike to Dr. Light?
You's not a bike shop. Is he a bike shop?
He doesn't look like a bike shop.
Definitely not a bike shop.
It's true. I'm not.
And yet, I am.
You best explain yourself! This is too much!
I'm simply participating in a sharing economy.
Oh!
Ah, so you're aware of how a sharing economy works?
Of course not.
Do we's look like nerds to you?
A sharing economy or, shareconomy,
is a connected community who rent or borrow
goods and services from each other.
The shareconomy offers ordinary folks, like you and me,
the opportunity to earn money normally reserved
for trained and or licensed professionals.
Oh!
So, you understood that definition?
Of course not.
Do we looks like nerds to you?
In the shareconomy, you make money by renting out your things.
Also, you can save money by renting other people's things,
instead of buying new ones.
Wait, doesn't this take money away from legitimate businesses?
Yes, and puts it in my pockets.
You got all of that good cash from the sharing economy?
That's right. I'm sharing all my things.
The big moneymaker is my bed.
I only use it eight hours a night.
Why not rent it out to a complete stranger
for the other 16 hours of the day?
- Because that's gross. - Is this gross?
Yeah, money is filthy.
Aw, then I guess I'm filthy.
Filthy rich! Whoo!
I too wish to be covered with the money filth.
Me too! What else can we share for that filthy money?
Okay, Titans.
The first step in joining the shareconomy
is to answer one simple question.
What do you have that you're not using right now?
Oh, oh, my teeth's brush.
My left arm.
- My grandma! - Huh?
Great, let's turn those worthless items into moneymakers.
All you need to do
is enter them into this smartphone application.
Does this application cost monies?
It's a free application.
The application is free
and yet we can use the application to make the monies?
It is a free moneymaking application. Yes!
Wow, aren't you guys wondering
why someone would give us a moneymaking application for free?
I don't care. It's free!
I loves this application!
Guys, hold up. We're saying application a lot,
and it's a pretty long word.
Hmm, we should shorten it to save time.
But how?
I know. I the know!
Lication.
That is amazing!
It's three letters shorter!
How about app?
Yes, that is the syllable that I removed.
- Lication. - Lication.
Lication.
Lication.
It sounds so natural.
Well done, Starfire. Well done.
Thank you.
Now, you simply use the lication
to list the good or service that you want to rent out.
My left arm.
Who's gonna want to rent your arm?
Someone.
And that someone's is me, fool.
Oh, yeah!
Oh, yeah.
Thanks, brah.
Oh, yes!
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