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Suspect described as white male, approximately 30.
Suspect about 5' 11", medium build, brown dark pants.
Suspect number two, about 6'1", medium build, round glasses, dark clothes.
Be advised, suspects are armed and considered extremely dangerous.
Use caution.
- Hey, Earl. - Yes, sir.
- What do you know? - Well ...
It's a hot goddamn day.
I haven't felt it a bit.
Been inside with the air conditioner blasting all day long.
- Oh, is that right? - That's right.
Didn't you break for lunch or nothin'?
All by myself today. Ate my lunch out of the microwave.
Jesus H. Christ, Pete.
When you gonna learn that microwave food will kill you faster than a bullet?
I mean, them damn burritos ain't good for nothin' but a hippie.
When he's high on weed.
- Pull me down a bottle of that Jack, will ya? - Yeah.
I think I'm gonna get tanked tonight.
What's the matter?
Yep.
It's been one long, goddamn, hot, miserable, shit-ass, fuckin' day,
every inch of the way.
First off. Nadine over at Blue Chip got sort of sick.
So she got that goddamn, Mongoloid boy of hers workin' the grill.
I mean, that fuckin' idiot doesn't know rat shit from Rice Krispies.
They eat breakfast about 9:00.
And I'm pukin' up pigs in a blanket,
like a sick, fuckin' dog by 10:30.
Isn't there a law or something against retards serving food to the public?
Well ... If there ain't, there oughta be.
I mean, who in the hell knows what's goin' on
in the mind of a goddamn Mongoloid?
Nadine should've hit that boy in the head and sold the fuckin' milk.
You could sue the shit out of her, you know that?
That kid belongs under a circus tent, not flippin' burgers.
- You could own that fuckin' place. - Oh, shit, Pete.
What would I do with that grease pit?
Besides, Nadine's got a cross to bear.
I mean, taking care of that potato head.
I guess you heard about that shit up in Abilene? Bank robbery?
That's all that's been on the box all day.
They killed some people, didn't they?
Yeah. Killed four Rangers,
three cops,
one civilian.
Took a lady bank teller, hostage with them.
Supposed to be headed for the border, which'd bring 'em right my way.
If I get my hands on them crazy, sick, fuckin' bastards, it's payback time.
I mean ... Well, we'll get 'em.
We'll get 'em.
Oh, I don't doubt it.
Well ...
I gotta drain my lizard.
Mind if I use your commode?
- Knock yourself out. - Thank you.
You're welcome.
You think I'm fuckin' playin' with you, asshole?
Do you want this little girl to die? Or that little girl? Or yourself?
Or your bosom buddy with the badge? Now, I don't wanna do it.
But I will turn this place into the fucking, Wild Bunch if I think you are fuckin' with me.
What do you want from me? I did what you said.
You let him use the bathroom.
- No store does that. - He comes in here everyday and we bullshit.
He's used my toilet a thousand times. If I told him no,
- he'd know something was up. - All right, I want him out of here,
in his car and down the road or you can change the name of this place
to Benny's World of Blood.
- Were you giving that pig signals? - Are you kidding? I didn't do anything!
- He says you were scratching. - I wasn't scratchin'!
- Are you callin' him a liar? - I'm not callin' him a liar, okay?
I'm simply sayin', if I was scratchin', I don't remember scratchin'.
And If I did scratch, it's not because I was signaling.
It's because I'm fuckin' scared shitless!
Wait a minute. The guy's in the bathroom.
Why don't I just go back there, shoot him in the back of the head
- and we can get the hell outta here. - Don't do that.
Look. You asked me to act natural and I acted natural.
Under the circumstances, I think I oughta get
a fuckin' Academy Award for how natural I'm actin'.
You asked me to get rid of him. I'm doin' my best!
Well, your best better get a hell of a lot fuckin' better
or you are gonna feel a hell of a lot fuckin' worse.
Everybody, be cool. You ... Be cool.
Yep. Be back at it tomorrow.
Tonight I'm gonna sit in front of that box and get higher than a Georgia pine.
How much you want for that hooch, Pete?
Oh, $6.50.
Jesus Christ.
- You buckin' for early retirement? - Shit, yeah.
Hey! Hey!
- What the fuck is that about? - He signaled the Ranger.
I didn't! Ya gotta believe me! I didn't!
When they were talking, he mouthed the words, "Help us."
- You fuckin' liar! I didn't say shit! - Oh, just shut the hell up!
Hey! You stop it! What the fuck is your problem?
- Goddamn it. - Seth, he did it!
You were by the beer cooler with your back turned.
I was by the magazines. I could see his face!
And I saw him mouth the words, "Help us."
Start the car.
- You believe me, don't you? - Yes. Shut up and start the car, all right.
- Start the car. - You believe me?
Start the car. You know that? Shut the fuck up and start the car.
- Wait a minute. - I believe you. Start the car!
You're not just saying that?
- You do believe me? - I believe you! Let's go!
- That means you believe me. - Yes, I believe you!
You should, because I'm right.
- Richie! - Yeah?
- You okay? - He shot me in the fucking hand!
- Like I told you he said "Help us." - I never said, "Help us"!
Well, that doesn't matter now, because you got about two fuckin' seconds to live!
- Richie? - Yeah?
When I count to three, you shoot the bottles out from behind him.
Oh, yeah!
- One ... - Fuck!
Two ...
Three!
What did I tell you? What did I say to you?
I said, "Buy the roadmap and leave."
What the fuck am I supposed to do, Seth?
- He recognized us. - He didn't recognize shit.
Seth, I'm telling you, the way he looked at us.
You, especially, I knew he knew.
Low profile! Do you understand the meaning of the words "low profile"?
"Hey, Richie, how's your hand?" "It hurts like a fuckin' son of a bitch!
- "Thanks for askin'." - Let me tell you what "low profile" is not.
It is not taking girls hostage. It is not shooting police.
- It is not setting fire to a building. - Bitch, bitch, bitch.
Hot air hangs like a dead man
From a white oak tree
People sittin' on porches
Thinkin' how things used to be
Dark night
It's a dark night
Dark night
It's a dark night
My wife left home about a week ago
She stole the kids and she took all my dough
Oh, screw it! Goddamn you! Goddamn you!
What the hell do you want?
What do you think I want, you mean, old bastard? I want a fuckin' room.
Okay, all right.
She peed on the carpet She shot my horse
Now things are goin' from better to bad to worse
- Do they have cable? - No.
- Do they have the X-rated channel? - No.
- Do they have a water bed? - Nope.
- What do they got? - They have four walls and a roof
and that's all we need.
All right, pop the trunk. Let's do this fast.
Don't say a word.
You, plant yourself in that seat.
- What are you gonna do with me? - I said "plant yourself." Plants don't talk.
Now, you wanna get on my good side? You sit still and you don't make a peep.
All right, how does this feel?
How do you think? It hurts like a son of a bitch.
- It's wrapped too tight. Nice and easy. - Okay.
All right. Okay, I'm gonna go get the money.
It's 6:00. What time's it get dark around here?
- About 8:00. - Good.
I'm goin' to the border, check things out. I'm gonna call Carlos,
try and arrange some sort of a rendezvous. I don't know what.
Could you see if he could arrange a better deal than 30%?
It's their standard deal. They're not gonna change that for us.
- Did you even try and negotiate with them? - Richie.
These guys are not spic firecracker salesmen from Tijuana.
They don't even know the meaning of the word "barter."
You wanna stay in El Rey, you give them 30% of your loot. It's scripture.
So it is written, so shall it be done. Yeah, I know, listen.
Hey, you want sanctuary, you gotta pay the price. The price is 30%.
- All I'm sayin', man ... - This conversation's over.
Okay?
We need to have a talk.
- What's your name? - Gloria.
Hello, Gloria. I'm Seth. That's my brother Richie.
Let's cut to the chase.
I'm gonna ask you one question and all I want is a yes or no answer.
Do you wanna live through this?
- Yes. - Good.
Rule number one. No noise. No questions.
If you make a noise, Mr. 44 makes a noise.
If you ask a question, Mr. 44 answers it.
Now are you absolutely, positively clear about rule number one?
- Yes. - Rule number two.
You do what we say, when we say it.
If you don't, see rule number one.
Rule number three. Don't you ever try and fucking run on us,
'cause I got six little friends and they can all run faster than you can.
Open your eyes.
Gloria, you hang in there, you follow the rules.
And you don't fuck with us and you'll get out of this alive.
- I give you my word. - Okay.
I'll be back in a minute.
You wanna come over on the bed and watch TV with me?
Hail!
Come on.
Have a seat.
Take off your shoes.
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