Alien Domicile 2: Lot 24

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No coverage.

You have to be kidding.

No coverage?

Guys, we don't need modern technology.

We came out here for nature, peace, and quiet.

Rach, it actually is kinda cool

that we get to stay at your uncle's campground.

Complete with an RV.

Ooh, yeah.

Two days of peaceful bliss.

No noisy city...

No pollution, no smog, no processed food.

I've never heard of anyone owning their own campground.

Usually, those are owned by the state.

- Right? - Yeah.

I wonder how he bought it.

Or why he bought it.

Maybe he's a serial killer who takes his victims' bodies,

buries them in the woods underneath the campground.

No, no, no, no.

He is mad scientist who dissects alien body parts

and works for the government.

Come on, guys.

Stop talking like that, you're giving me the creeps.

Actually, I haven't seen him in years.

I guess he lived up here

because he was some sort of naturalist,

and he obsessed with trees.

Trees, huh?

As in aspens?

Aspen trees, oak trees, sycamore, pine, I don't know.

You know, I haven't seen him

since I was, like, maybe eight years old.

My mom really never let us visit him

and he never came around.

This area is super creepy.

I wonder why he can live up here all alone.

Found it.

Well, my mom said the key would be under one of these tires.

I was a key, under which tire would I hide?

Hey, I'll yell for y'all when I find it, all right?

Not if I find it first!

Oh, you're on!

It's almost like there's something out there.

I'm with Jordan, this place gives me the creeps.

Oh, my God!

Guys, that wasn't funny.

That was so mean.

Hey, I found the key.

Oh, nice!

Thank God.

You guys, look at that tree.

I've never seen a tree

grow back into the ground like that.

I'm gonna head in.

I'm right behind you, yeah.

Me too.

- Nice. - Ah, there we go.

- Oh, they're on the ceiling? - Wait, how'd you do that?

- That's weird, perfect. - Got it.

Yo, check it out.

He's got a stove?

A shower?

A little bathroom.

Look at this.

Even comes fully stocked with water.

That's weird.

What do you mean?

I mean why would there be water?

My uncle's been missing for over two years now.

Nobody's seen him.

We got access to the RV

because my mom paid the lot dues back,

but I thought it was completely empty.

So you mean to tell me we're staying on the lot

of your dead uncle?

I never said he was dead, you guys.

We just don't know what happened to him.

Guys, we're here now,

we got this whole place for the weekend.

Let's make the best of it.

I agree.

Anybody out here?!

No, I've just never seen trees look like this.

This whole place is creepy.

It is a little bit different, but hey, like T said,

let's make the best of it.

What do you think really happened to Rachel's uncle?

You know, I don't know.

The whole story is really creepy to me.

The sky is so gloomy.

It's almost creepy and romantic at the same time, you know?

Yeah.

Guess so.

Jordan.

Guys doing?

Oh, we weren't doing anything.

Nothing happened, we were just talking.

Okay, well, come inside,

or you're sleeping out there all night.

Do you think they know about us?

Yeah, they know about us.

Why are you being so secretive?

'Cause I want to keep what we have between us.

You know how everyone gets when they find out,

start being nosy.

Hey, guys.

Heather and I are gonna work on tomorrow's hiking route.

Sure you are.

Uh-huh.

Of course we know about you and Heather.

Staying in the same room, bro.

Lots of friends sleep in the same room.

All right, to be honest,

we're not trying to rush into anything.

We even brought two separate sleeping bags.

What do you mean you brought two separate sleeping bags?

I mean, sex complicates things,

and we don't want to ruin the good friendship we have.

All right.

I can respect that.

So, let's get back to this love triangle of yours.

Rachel or Jordan?

You know, Rach is more of my type.

You don't have a type.

That may be so, but if I did, it would be her.

What would be her?

Um, nobody.

We're just, you know, getting this luggage in.

Oh, well, I came to help.

Ah, we're good.

You sure?

Oh, yeah. We're good.

Okay.

All right, man, let's go ahead,

get this stuff in, all right?

Yeah.

Now, Rach, this uncle of yours,

he just disappeared and nobody has seen him since?

From what I know, he was really into preserving nature.

And he was really into the existence of other life.

I don't know what happened to him.

Wait, you mean alien life?

Let me get this straight.

You brought us out on a camping trip

to an RV site owned by your dead,

oh, I'm sorry, missing uncle,

who's some freaking tree nut and alien lover?

You know what, no, this is crazy.

I say we go home.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait a minute.

We are not going home.

I'm sorry, guys.

I guess I should have told you.

I just didn't think it'd be that big of a deal.

Oh, Rach, it's not a big deal.

You guys, we're gonna have a great trip.

We're gonna be fine.

I think we're gonna go to bed, guys.

We've got a big day ahead of us tomorrow.

If we all survive.

Ooh!

You guys, we need to make sure

all these windows are locked and these blinds are closed

so some weirdo can't just come up in here and look in.

We are out in the middle of nowhere.

We're fine.

No.

No, I heard that bears can unlock windows and unlock door.

Jordan, the door locks from the inside.

How about this?

Let's turn these lights off and go to sleep.

What do you think of this place?

It's pretty creepy, huh?

Yeah, it is pretty creepy.

Nothing a little kiss wouldn't fix.

Now you want to kiss me?

What is our next step?

Next step?

What do you mean?

Like, where is this relationship going?

Not now, Heather.

I just want to relax and enjoy this trip.

Let's just take things slow, minute by minute, day by day.

Fine.

What's going on?

I don't know, I...

I, I thought I saw something.

Like what?

What are you doing up?

I'm sorry, guys.

It was nothing.

Go back to sleep, please.

Are you sure you're okay?

Yeah.

All right.

Can I help you?

Good morning, ma'am.

My name is Sheriff Po.