Masala Padam

Let me tell you about the birth of Cinema

Let me tell you the history of Cinema.

Thomas Alva Edison's surprise discovery of Bulb kick started everything.

Invention of Kinetoscope led to motion picture capturing...

resulting in outburst of creativity.

Rise of Lumiere brothers saw Cinema turn into business!

Thus started the journey of Cinema...

bringing out the various emotions out of the audience.

Crossing all the barriers it was here like magic.

As their ship halted in Mumbai, they stopped by and...

their cinema seed was sown in land.

Cinema,that turned dreams into reality...

Cinema that enticed everyone’s mind.

Now let me tell you the story of Indian Cinema

A story on how it rose through the odds.

Those were the times of Silent movies..

and cinema was all about theater plays.

With all the devotion we witnessed our mythological god

and also witnessed the historical stories.

With millions of fans and followers MKT's fame thronged everywhere...

Capturing the hearts of all the beauties..

No one could surpass him for a very long time..

As he captured everyone’s emotions, both sorrow and joy.

Now let tell me tell you the history of Tamil Cinema

A story on how it rose through the odds.

And thus Justice always prevails

no one can ever stop it.

I can never allow this atrocity!

More than the pride of the rich like you...

I've consideration for the tears of the down trodden.

I hope you know what a mad elephant is capable of?

It is capable of running away from the racy Lion!

The pride of our land, the omnipresent, the immortal MGR!

A ruler who ruled the land by proving himself on screen with his powerful dialogues

And now the one who became the synonym for Acting, the one and only Sivaji.

Born to break the rules and discover new dimensions in Cinema...

that's multi-talented Kamal Hassan for you.

And the man who proved that one's face had nothing to do with the art

Our one and only super star Rajnikanth.

I'll rip you off!!

The name is Malai...

AnnaMalai!

I also have an alias name... Baasha!

The Lion...

always hunts alone!

Dude!!

Don't buy tickets!

- Why? - Just now I read the review of the movie. It's bad.

Missed by a whisker!

Greetings! Today we are about to review the movie 'Sooravali'.

There are many who make Tamil movies to satisfy the masses.

But these are the ones who make bad movies.

Hero intro scene is a grandeur.

A disappointment for the audience.

A masala movie that gives no profit to the producer.

Hi. Our movie is grossing well throughout the state, Arjun.

But they feel that the song in the second half slows down the tempo.

Ask dad to make a movie in the same combination.

See you.

These men will never change.

The online reviews are very bad.

They think they are intelligent.

Our collections are getting dropped.

I too, read it online.

Make sure that the fifth song isn't removed.

I'll get more publicity for it.

Edit a new trailer.

Take it. - What's the use?

It's already spreading like virus.

Look at this.

He is crossing his limits.

We know to handle him.

Forget about it.

Mr..

What happened? - It's a hit and run.

Is it?

Boss!

Hello. - Where are you, Mani?

Why haven't you reached office yet?

But you do get the salary on time.

You will never become a platinum member if you continue this.

- Work is precious sir. - Come fast, you idiot.

I posted a status on your accident on Facebook.

I have got 256 likes in an hour.

How can say that it was done by producer?

That's only a coincidence. - Hey!

It's not a coincidence. Do you remember...

... he troubled us for reviewing his friend's movie.

Why do you get involved in it? - Thanks, madam.

Just enjoy the movie. - Mom!

Can I get a sweet lime juice? - Hey!

You think you are smart

and the film makers are stupid?

Why do you evaluate their movies?

They are just making movies not writing exams.

Utter non sense. - Don't get tensed.

My friend RJ Vijay can help to exaggerate it.

Good evening!

You are about to listen 'Routu Thala' on Radio Mirchi 98.3 FM.

with your favourite Vijay.

Actor Shivaji played the father of actor Rajini.

Is it a sin to review a movie?

Let's conduct an opinion poll about it.

A blog writer Karthik who reviewed about the movie

has been attacked.

Today's topic is..

A producer makes a movie with all his money.

It's his right.

It's my right to watch a movie by buying a ticket.

It's not a great sin to make fun and review it.

So let's conduct an opinion poll about it.

'Reviewing a movie.' Is it right or wrong?

Film criticism. Is it fair?

It's ok to support it.

'A producer is rich. So he spends Rs. 2 crores and makes a movie.'

It's not a great deal for him.

'Rs. 120 is a valuable money for me.'

'I'll criticize it and make fun of it. It's my right.'

'None can question me.' If you think so. It's your opinion.

I will get to know your opinions only if you call me.

Stay tuned to Radio Mirchi 98.3 FM.

This is super-hot!

Millions of rupees have been spent and...

...100's of movies are made.

Adverse thoughts...

Worse movies were presented to people.

Millions of rupees have been spent and...

...100's of movies are made.

Adverse thoughts...

Worse movies..

Business networking is set up.

Business networking is good for the country.

Are we forced to watch incomprehensible stories, bro?

Will it remain unchanged, bro?

Greetings. - Hello. - Your name please!

I'm Parthasarathy. - Whom do you support?

If I get to meet the critic of the movie..

The world movies have reached to a new level.

Do you know Kim Ku Duk, Majid Majidi?

I'll thrash him.

This is a show for family audience.

- Give a break! - What do you know about my Hero?

What do you mean?

When I watch my Hero's movie on screen, I feel like heaven.

How long will you cheat the audience?

It's not 'world movies Vs Indian movies.'

It's not 'our directors Vs the foreign directors.'

It's not a television debate.

Our question is 'whom do you support?'

Blog writers and critics are being assaulted.

Critics of Masala movie are being attacked.

Watch family soaps when you feel tensed.

My point is 'Don't unnecessarily get tensed.'

What do you think of current cinema?

Cinema is...

a mirror that reflects our life and culture.

The mirror should be clear.

A shattered mirror is of no use.

As a movie fan, I can enjoy such movies.

But as a producer, I can make only masala movies.

Masala movie is a fake reflection of our life.

What rights have they got to review our movie?

Can we rate their magazine?

Hello. - Sir...

I heard that you got him injured.

It's heard everywhere. - I'm repeating it. 'I didn't do it'.

Disconnect the phone.

Getting free publicity is the new trend.

One files a case claiming the legal rights of the story.

A movie reviewed badly for getting people's attention.

His case was a normal accident.

But they drag our name for their publicity.

Why did you thrash him so badly?

Do you believe it too?

It's a hot topic. - Am I such a man?

Actually.. Sorry..

For time being, we shall keep mum.

That's safe.

Hello. Greetings.

Greetings. - Greetings.

Greetings. - Greetings, your name?

I'm Ramesh. I run an auto rickshaw.

Meenakshi. - Hi, Meenakshi.

I'm lucky enough to get a lady on call.

Do you want masala movies? Is it right to criticize it?

We want a family drama.

They depict women in a cheap way...

or they showcase violence in the name of reality.

There is no movie suitable for kids.

A movie ticket costs Rs.120.

Car parking, snacks and miscellaneous expenditure

for a family costs around 1000 bucks.

180 ml of liquor costs you Rs.90. But a movie ticket is sold for Rs.120?

A non branded packet of chips in a liquor bar costs me Rs.15.

But popcorn in a theater costs Rs.150.

'What can we do about it?' This his query.

Since he called me from a **** shop

Consumption of alcohol is injurious.

But it earns the maximum revenue for the government.

In Avatar movie when a man makes a woman fall in love with him