The first 103 lines.
Go!
Ah! Water.
Nectar of the gods.
That's right. Drink that water and gets yourself hydrated.
There is nothing,
nothing like a cool glass of water on a long day.
I like to get as much water in my mouth as possible and just hold it there
to really enjoy the delicate flavor
Friends! I have just seen...
Dun-dun-dun.
The Penguin.
The Penguin!
Yes! And also...
The Killer Crocodile.
Killer Croc, too!
Yes! And...
The Woman Cat.
Catwoman!
Where did you see these animals, Star?
I will show you.
Follow me!
- No sign of The Penguin or Killer Croc. - There they are.
And there is the Woman Cat.
Oh, you were talking about actual animals.
Was I misunderstood?
Yeah, you was. You made us spit out that good water.
All that cool, clear water...
Gone forever.
That sweet, sweet nectar of the gods.
Lost!
All of that water, spit out to the ground.
Star?
I would like to give the apologies
for ruining the precious water with my linguistic misunderstandings.
Misunderstandings are normal, Star.
- Don't sweat it. - Yeah.
And we likes how you talks all bads.
I only wish I had the gift of the clear speech that you all possess.
Star, if you change the way you talk,
it would change who you are.
Besides, it's not something you can just do overnight.
Oh, but I could.
The Tamaranian people can learn language
and speech patterns through the lip contact
Are you...
Are you talking about kissing?
If Starfire wants to communicate more clearly, then we have to help her!
Oh, wonderful!
But you all have such appealing particulars to your speech.
How shall I decide with whom to make the lip contact?
You could play Spin the Bottle.
Great idea! That is a great idea.
We just need a bottle, any bottle.
Get out of my way! I need a bottle! Bottle, bottle, bottle!
Here we go!
- Calm down, dude. - You calm down, dude!
I'll go first.
- Ooh! - You've got to kiss the cactus.
Hey, handsome.
Give me a kiss.
Ouch!
He gots a crush on it, y'all.
I do not! Like I would ever...
I'm way too attractive to date this cactus.
Ouch!
Star, you should spin.
Please land on me. Please land on me. Please land on me.
Yeah, boy!
Here is going the nothing.
Dids it work?
I don't know. Dids it?
Woah.
I sounds like you, yo.
You do sounds like me, yo.
That's what's up.
Nows you all knows whats exactly what I'm sayin'.
This was a...
Great idea.
I'm very happy with how it's turned out. Excuse me.
I need a moment.
Yo, let's hits up the pool!
Whaddup, my mans and womans!
Oh. Hey Star.
Yo, mama. Your aura is lookin' tight today.
What are you saying?
Your aura, mama.
You knows, your metaphysical flows.
My metaphysical what, now?
Your life force emanation, my man.
- What? - Your ethereal vibe.
Like the life forces in vital principles of the universe
that are all flowing around in your bodies as organic energies.
- Say what? - Your aura, bro.
You know.
The cycle of life in its endless rotations,
making contact with your nerve plexius', homie.
What are you saying?
Ah... Forget the it, mama.
Even with friend Beast Boy's vocabulary,
I was unable to communicate in the clear way.
Am I doomed to be forever Mr. or Miss understood?
Star, the way you speak is unique.
You shouldn't ever feel ashamed...
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