Coffee Cat Mama (Mao Si Ma Ma / 貓屎媽媽)

Yam, we're late!

Coming...

The steam iron is broken,

I didn't have time to get a new one.

Use this antique...

OK!

You know how? It's OK!

Let's have breakfast!

Can you manage? Let me help you.

I thought you wanted your students to learn home economics

so that they could look after their families.

Yes, but you're wrinkling the shirt.

Because your bloody iron doesn't work.

Don't press on the creases.

Add a bit of water.

I'll get you the water bottle!

There's water right here!

That's gross, Dad!

He has to wear it!

Tailors do that all the time.

But tailors brush their teeth first.

Let me do it.

You and So Sick have done enough to help.

I only want to do my job as a father.

You should go change or you'll be late.

I'm getting something for the shop. I'm starting late.

Get dressed!

All set!

I've topped up your Octopus.

Better not run out of money by Wednesday.

Put that away.

What about the fees for karate class?

How much? $500.

$500?

A kid doesn't need a karate class.

I'll teach you street fight.

No one would dare touch you.

Don't listen to him.

You'd be carried away sideways.

Come on, get your bag and say goodbye!

Bye, godfather! Uncle Longlegs.

Be careful!

Watch your steps, bye!

I just remember I owe you $2,000.

HEY"

I owe you $2,000.

Thanks, I still have money in the bank.

Don't worry! It's not that hard to get a job.

I have to go.

Bring Raisin Bread with you.

We used to work for you in the summer.

Renovation work is right down his alley.

You must be really pissed with Mei.

If I brought him along,

Mei would never open the cafe in time.

It's been so long, I'm not mad anymore.

Then why are you still dodging her?

You didn't even go pay your respects at Richard's funeral.

I'm not mad at her,

but she's still mad at me.

Don't argue!

I don't really want to do renovation work.

Landlord only has one father,

what would happen to him if I got hurt?

But then again, that could tide me over.

Don't even think about it! No!

Remember when BoBo was pregnant with Landlord,

you were so protective of yourself

you were practically not moving a finger!

I'm not stupid enough to shoot myself in the foot.

Don't even think about it!

Bye! 1, 2, 3...

Come on, want an invitation?

Let's go!

I know you won't climb up and down,

just take care of the sockets for me.

Hold on! You expect me to drill into the wall?

What if I hit a wire and got barbecued?

Help me paint that wall.

OK, but does your paint contain any carcinogens?

Just kidding. Don't glare at me!

I came prepared.

Don't wink at me unless you're a chick.

I'm going to take a dump.

Ask him if you have any questions, OK?

OK! I'll manage.

So Sick...

What? Can't I take a dump in peace?

Not with your bowel condition.

I have things to do in here.

Why didn't you tell me your sister is hiring?

No, you should tell your sister to poach me.

She needs the Hong Kong Coffee King.

Save it! For as long as you've been with me,

have you ever met her?

It's not in your destiny. Get it?

She doesn't like lechers like us.

HeY---just you, not us.

She won't like you because you're my friend.

Tell her I'm Yam's friend.

She has nothing against him, right?

Where have you been?

They have cut each other off for 2 years.

Since we moved in with Yam after his parents emigrated,

my sister has not set foot in that flat.

You may be right!

Of course I am!

I'm going to take a dump. Don't bother me!

Use this! Wow!

Who are you? What are you doing with my coffee?

You must be So Sick's sister So Mei.

You're in luck. I've made coffee.

Smell it! It should be the best you've experienced.

Me WA era?!'-

My Blue Mountain No 1!

What are you doing here?

What are you doing here?

Why can't I be here?

I took a dump and you picked up a girl!

Pick my foot! You know why I lost my job?

Why?

Because she put in a complaint!

She's the reason I got laid off.

Have you any idea how much Blue Mountain No 1 costs?

No 1 Blue Mountain? A luxury flat?

If you haven't even heard of that,

how dare you call yourself the Coffee King?

You don't even know the basics about making a nice cup of coffee.

The way you keep boiling the coffee

has wasted its unique aroma,

and brought out its worst quality.

You call this aroma?

I bet you have no idea what good coffee smells like.

You worship anything imported,

and don't appreciate Hong Kong

The art is in the mixing technique,

unlike those foreign machines. You push a button and that's it!

What?

You want to get fired or hired?

What did I say?

I'm normally nice and polite.

You are normally worse.

I have seen your attitude when you were at your old job.

I'm also an owner of this cafe.

I won't hire you,

and neither will So Mei.

She's the owner?

I've never begged you for anything, Sis.

If you will consider this begging at all...

Normally Kwai-chi has difficulty in choosing

but today she has no difficulty at all.

If she's certain she won't hire your friend,

I must show my support.

I'm your brother, after all!

Cut me some slack, OK?

I am doing that.

That's why you're still working here.

She's such a joker.

Don't hit me! What have I done?

Thanks to you, my sister slapped me in the face.

You've slapped me 3 times!

You should get triple the punishment.

Some coffee crap you're making!

He looks cool in the karate robe.

If I show my face now, Landlord will know I'm unemployed.

Oh, no! Landlord...don't tickle him!

Calm down! I'm right here, breathe!

I'm OK, Dad!

You're not gasping for air?

We're just horsing around.

You scared me to death!

You shouldn't tickle him!

Landlord has asthma. He could be in trouble.

Dad! It's true!

Mr Pau, it's OK that Kwong has asthma.

She had asthma too when she started.

I recommended toad soup for her.

See how strong she is now!

Toad soup?

What's that?

Get in! No!

Why not? No!

Get in! No!

WhY Won't you go in?

I'm not drinking gecko soup.

The toad is different from the gecko.

The toad is a large lizard.

It's a relative of the gecko.

See? I knew it! I'm not going in!

Sit down! No!

Sit tight!

One toad soup!

Want to watch comedies not that funny all your life?

Want really funny ones?

Drink this if you do.

I'd rather watch comedies that are not funny

I'll never drink toad soup.

How about I'll drink it with you?

See? That's what a real man should be like.

I want to be a real man like you.