Selfie

Selfie (#Selfie)

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The first 200 lines.

You're by yourself

You're anxious

FAREWELL CLASS XII YEAR 2014

You can't find your path

To follow...

They only needed four years! #Geekslovetoo

Don't listen to anyone...

20 years later.

Always do what you think

Even if they say it's right

Have faith, have faith

Only in yourself

Don't act rashly, think carefully

What you want to do with your life

When you're in the dark

Search, search for light

And this will surely

Surely help you

Well done, Ana!

You're a smooth criminal, baby!

You sang just as well as your mother, honestly.

Ugh, I can only stay for a little bit.

Come on, don't be a party pooper.

It's not my fault I have to get back by 12.

Jesus, Cinderella! Relax! Come on!

-Vodka? -Shh!

-What are you doing? -What is this?

Go now! You'll see.

What are you doing?

Come with me!

Ana, this is...

Rares!

Rares, this is my friend Virginia.

Hi, nice to meet you.

Enjoy is the code.

High school years. #pedophilia saves Romania

Where are you?

I'm with Martha, on the sea.

You promised that tonight we were gonna dance together.

Yasmine... I didn't promise you anything.

At least you could have been here with me.

Seriously, did you really have to go to the seaside now?

You know what? I'm a virgin too!

I was thinking it would be cool not to be one by the time I finished high school.

Don't be afraid, Ana.

Yasmine...

I'm leaving.

It's the prom, our last party all together.

Don't you think we deserve a proper party instead of this crap?

-With whom? -Just the three of us! Come!

Enjoy!

Immortals

Super heroes from mere dreamers

Immortals

We can do whatever we want Now we are adults

Immortals

Super heroes from mere dreamers

Immortals

We can do whatever we want Now we are adults

I can't believe you did this.

If Dad sees me like this, he'll kill me.

Did you see the look on the biology teacher's face?

-Priceless! -They didn't understand a thing anyway.

Good thing we're rid of them.

Yeah? Where do you wanna go?

-Surprise! -Surprise!

It's 12. Can you drop me home?

-You'll be sorry. -We shouldn't have left anyway.

What did you want us to do?

Sit and stare at the teachers groping each other under the tables?

If only Sergiu were among them...

Mmm, the history teacher...

God, how I'd grope the history teacher under the table.

Yeah, too bad he's gay.

-He isn't. -Sure he's gay.

He's 30 and nobody has ever seen him with a woman. Smells gay to me...

-And he wears clothes that match. -God, and he smells good.

-I'm telling you, he isn't. -Fine.

Ana, why are you going home?

Didn't you say it was prom night and we would make it count?

My dad heard that some people in Focsani City got food poisoning

from eating at the prom... and he packed me a snack.

No shit, you have sandwiches on you?

Hey, my mother packed me condoms! So, woohoo!

Where are you going?

My business!

-Yasmine, where are you taking us? -Fratelli...

-Which one? -Mamaia resort.

-No... -Awesome!

No, take me home this instant. Now!

From this moment on, no computer, TV, nor phone for you.

-But, Daddy... -Hand it over!

Shame on you. You stink of alcohol and cigarettes,

you come home at this hour and try to sneak in like a rat.

-I didn't want to wake you. -You're irresponsible.

I even let you go. You have your finals on Monday!

I'm sorry.

My father would have beaten me to a pulp had I done anything like this.

And I totally forbid you to see that impertinent Roxana

and that slutty Yasmine again, understood? Go to bed!

I love you. I miss you.

I changed my mind. I'm coming with you!

Morning.

-Jesus, what are you doing here? -Morning.

It's a full moon.

What are you doing here?

Come on, it's romantic.

Are you upset? Sergiu!

Are you upset?

-No, I'm not upset, it's just... -Just what?

We are not alone on the boat.

You know you shouldn't be here?

You shouldn't be here either.

If I remember right, you should be at a prom,

dancing with a girl you promised the best night of her life.

This expedition came at the last minute. I've already dived and found some...

-I don't give a fuck about your diving. -Lower your voice.

You promised we wouldn't hide anymore.

The prom was the way to tell everyone that we're an item.

Take the finals, get into college,

you have more important things to think about right now.

-Is this how you usually treat girls? -Meaning?

You raise them... I'm sorry, you graze on them.

And then you send them on their way.

You're vulgar.

And you don't like it anymore?

Professor, sir, you don't like it anymore?

-I'm leaving. -Yasmine, wait.

Yasmine, wait.

You'll see what it's like to be promised something, and get nothing!

YOUR MOTHER

-Maybe she went to the car. -She'd never just sit in the car.

Yasmine!

What the hell, woman, where have you been?

-Nowhere. -We've looked everywhere for you!

Let's go take a swim, come on!

You're leaving all the time, dude, all the bloody time.

-I was here, woman! -Where?

Well done, Ana!

We'll take a swim, and then we go home.

Girls, let's get some money out, grab a coffee, eat and head back. OK, Virgy?

Selfie!

Let's just get something on the road. We'll save time.

Fun Police, seriously, I really need a cup of coffee...

or 20, after all that booze last night.

Come on.

It's crawling with cops during the day.

You want them to revoke my driving licence?

-Do you know what today is? -It's Saturday?!

It's J. Balvin at The Mission!

"Tranquila"...

It's also two days before the finals.

Exactly! We've still got one...

-No, we already decided! -Virgy...

Besides, my dad will definitely come after me.

Virgy, it's high time you became a woman.

Yeap, an independent one!

-Is it? -Well, yes!

So what if he gets angry, I'm 18!

We're witnessing a miracle.

Let him come after me, I don't care. What can he do to me?

Ana!

Goddammit!

Man... These seem rich.

You're finally putting your brain to good use.

What's with these girls at 7 o'clock in the morning?

I don't know, bro, but they seem gullible. This should do it.

Dude, this won't do shit, we wait...

With so many clubs opened, some drunk rich kids are bound to pass by.

You think a drunk rich kid is gonna come at 7:00 a.m. to withdraw money?

Only poor kids take out enough for a shawarma,

we'll end up with 600 lei again.

-600 per ATM is a joke... -Six hundred in one hour?

That's two hundred apiece. It's better than any job.

We're not working, dude, we're stealing.

There are other risks, we have to make more money.

Dude, it's not right...

Check out this girl, she looks like some MP's kid. I bet her card is 100% full.

Man, are you dumb or what?

There are super hotties in the next car

and they've been checking us out since we parked.

Top-notch hotties, man, check this out!

-Let's sting her! -Come on, dude.

And besides, we can't, we're all three in the car. D'oh!

We work them smoothly.

We tell them some bullshit story, we take them for a ride

and when we reach an ATM, we do our thing and get their card.

You're a genius, man, I say she'll deliver it straight to us... Check this out.

-She's all wet. -What's her PIN code?

0000? No shit? What PIN code is that?

PINguin code. Come on, bro, they're underage.

So what, it's not like they'll give us underage money.

Look at her!

-Move over! -Yasmine!

There are cute guys in the next car and... one waved at me.

Which one?

The one behind the wheel. With the muscles.

-That "big city life" wannabe redneck? -Dude, cut it off...

Wave back goodbye and let's go.

The voice of reason.

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