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Episode 1
Refrigerator: 36kg (79 pounds)
Temperature: 36º C (97ºF)
Yang Guo, one low-cost laborer.
In a such a hot day at 36ºC, (97ºF)
Why are you lifting a refrigerator the size of a person,
which weights 36 Kg (79 pounds), on the dangerous streets of Taipei?
Jia you*! Almost there. (Fighting!)
What?! A fence?
It's not that difficult.
Relax.
Is this for your most loved one?
Or for a NT$ 36,000 a month work?
No, no... It's all wrong.
I... I am only doing this for...
Who is it?!
Mother Wang, it's me!
I fixed your fridge.
Is it fixed? - Yep, didn't you need ir urgently?
But I've already bought a new one. - What?
How about this? Leave the old fridge at the entrance.
When I gotta time, I'll take care of it.
Thanks.
Haven't we agree on NT$ 500 as the fee for repairing it?
You really don't know how to take a hint.
We've been good neighbors all these years, haven't we?
Also, you used to come over here to eat all the time, didn't you forget it?
It's true...
Fine, since you worked so hard...
Take it, here's something for you to drink.
Hey!
Okay!
Take it this is a box of goodies, it's your fee for repairing it.
Bye bye.
Yokan, is it really? (It's a jellied dessert made of red bean paste, agar, and sugar.)
Wow! It's really Yokan.
That's right! I'm bit stupid.
I've walked for 12 Km ( about 8 miles ) for a box of yokan and a bottled drink.
However, I really do feel that in this generation,
content people are the only ones who can truly be happy.
Hangzhou
Handmade leather shoes: NT$ 38,000 (about USD 1,200)
Briefcase: NT$ 56,000 (about USD 1,800)
Xiang Yu Ping Well-known, rich and difficult one hiring lawyer
Lawyer Xiang,
Will it work? If we get him too angry...
Actually, I'm not asking for that much. As long as he can give me NT$ 30-50 thousand. I'm...
Since you've come to me, you have to trust on my abilitites.
Hello. I'm...
Have a seat.
I'll ask to someone to make a cup of coffee.
There's no need, water it's fine.
I think this case will probably be resolved by the time the coffee is finished brewing.
Two days ago, my cliente received a notification...
saying her husband, which is your client,
because of a news article, is accusing my client
of not being able to uphold her marriage commitments and having an affair.
Someone set me up.
So your client is asking for a divorce with my client, is that correct?
It's correct.
So...
the alimony...
Hasn't your client told you?
Before they get marriage, she signed a prenupticial agreement.
And they went to the court to settle filed properties.
So, my client will not pay a dime.
Didn't you say that you'd take of me for the rest of my life?
Back then, you also said that you didn't marry me because of my money.
Chairman Chen, after all, you've been married for so many years,
can't it be that you don't even have a little bit of heart?
The infamous unbeatable lawyer Xiang,
right now, all you can di is rely on the sympathy method to win some alimony?
And I thought you had some trick up your sleeve!
Okay.
Since you are resisting so much...
then we'll see each other in court.
Chairman.
At that time, my client will reveal the truth to the world and we'll let the judge decide.
Thuth, what truth?
Chaiman Chen's virility has caused my client...
to not have even a little bit pf sex life.
I think using this reason,
the court may make you pay a compensation.
Otherwise, she could keep her matrimonial commitments.
You woman, how can you drag that issue into this case?
This is the Viagra that my client found in your shared bedroom.
And this is the medical evidence provided by the hospital...
that proves that Chairman Chen is having problems with his prostate gland.
But this does not prove that he has problems having sex.
Using the logical thought process, that is enought to affect it. If not, why would Chairman Chen even use Viagra?
And the amount used... isn't small at all.
This is just speculation.
Whether it's true or not, it will be determined by the judge after after the court tests his virility.
Such a major gossip worthy situation. I think paparazzi will be very interested.
Maybe by that time, they'll help me discover even more.
For example, when Chairman Chen first became impotent, how he became impotent...
Lawyer Xiang!
Be careful, if you keeping saying these gossips, I might sue you for slander!
After spending so much money and yet, no evidence of improving,
no wonder such a beautiful wife would go out to meet people.
So it's because Chairman Chen is letting her live as widow, such a sad life...
Shut up!
You keep saying that I can't do it. What can't I do?
Which part of me can't do it?
Chairman Chen, calm down.
If I'm impotent, why would my female secretary be pregnant?
What did you say?
Are you having an affair with her?
So, you became so picky with me because you fell in love for her?!
You! - Shut your mouth!
Lawyer Liu, I think we must get you a cup of coffee, right?
Talking with me, with lawyer Xiang, usually just water is not enought to resolve the situation.
Alright, this amount, then.
NT$200,000. (about USD 6,300)
NT$200 million. (about USD 6 million)
I believe since Chairman Chen is doing so well in his expansions in the Mainland,
this number should be very reasonable.
Otherwise, if this matter leaks,
the company's reputation and financial loses...
will not just be this amount.
Lawyer Xiang, you really are amazing!
No wonder everyone calls you as the downright genious of legal profession!
As long as you say yes, there is no lawsuit that you can't win.
In the beggining you said me,
that even we went by the law, we defitely would lose.
That we could only take the risky way.
You know at that time I was so worry that I almost died.
I didn't think that i would actually win this case!
But I'm very curious.
How did you guess that he would say something about his affair?
Of course, I couldn't have guessed it.
I can just say that Chairman Chen... really minds about his reputation.
I really can't believe it...
that I could actually get so much money from him!
NT$ 200 million!
But 200 million see too little...
you should have helped me to get NT$ 500 million. (about USD 15 million)
How about this?
That mansion on Mountain Yangming, help me get it.
And he has a collection of 10 antique watches.
All the jewelry will go to me. And... and hold on.
And... the stock of his company...
Taipei
Xiang Yu Ping Law Firm
It seems he won this case.
Ms. Yang. - Yes?
Today is my treat, tell everyone not to hold back.
Oh, okay.
Today, the Boss is going to pay!
Quick, quick, quick.
NT$ 800 Kaiseki Bento Cuisine. (fancy multi-course Japanese meal)
How about his one, not bad, right? - Not bad.
That's too cheap.
I'm telling you guys, if we're eating, we have to eat what we usually can't eat.
How about NT$ 3500 per person dragon abalone?
What do you think? - Not bad.
Parathion¹ and Dioxin² are things you usually can't eat or dare to eat, do you want some of that? (¹Pesticide, ² toxic chemical compound)
It was the Boss himself who said he's going to pay. - Yep, it's boss who said.
In our meeting, Boss would also say: "don't hold back, please state all your opinions".
Why I don't see you guys take the iniciative?!
He's paying us a salary, we need to know the cut off-point.
Boss has treated us a several times and you keep asking me to order the most expensive!
NT$ 500 per meal is good enough! (about USD 15)
Hi, this is Xiang Yu Ping Law Firm.
I want to order your NT$ 500 set meal.
For delivery.
How many?
7 sets.
The address is... - Ms. Yang?
8 sets.
Okay.
Sorry, please add one more. 8 sets.
Walk slowly!
Are you panting now?
I told you not to run so quickly!
Drink more water. Hey, Charlie, where are you going?
You can't. You can't.
You... Don't keep barking.
What's so bad about coming out to play?
Hello. Oh, Mrs. Chen?
What?! Have to bring them for a spa in this afternoon?
But I...
Okay. No problem.
Okay. I know.
The original place, right? Okay. Bye, bye.
Do I have enough time?
Hello, sis, it's me...
Why did she hang up on me?
Didn't I tell you minutes are expensive? Just send a text message!
I have...
an important...
Don't tell me you have something important to do will delay the competition!
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