Superstore

Okay, so,

everyone wash their hands,

not just for cacas, but also for wee-wees.

And if you need help wiping,

well, just come see me, okay?

Obviously, that part is just for the children.

I was gonna say, "Wee-wees too?"

Who washes their hand after a wee-wee?

Can we take Marcus off of produce, please?

Absolutely.

Glenn, I don't want to tell you how to parent,

but one of your kids is drawing on the back of Mateo's head.

What?

Leo, you put that down, mister.

This is why you can't bring your kids to work.

It's just for a few hours.

I'm surprising Jerusha

with a photo of all the kids we've ever fostered.

Obviously, we'll... we'll Photoshop in the prison ones.

What... what is it? What did he draw?

Mm, uhh, I don't think

I can say it in front of the kids.

But... you have one,

but I don't.

But we both like them.

And sometimes they're curved...

Cheyenne, this is more disturbing than the word.

How old's this one?

Uh, I'm 25. And I can talk.

Cool.

I'm around.

Uh, I'm just gonna ask.

What's going on with little homey over here?

Uh, this is attachment therapy for Timur's

displacement/rage issues.

Uh, it's going really great so far, yeah.

Glenn, this one is eating my breakfast.

T'Oliver, no!

You had two breakfast pizzas on the way here.

Stop... stop it.

Stop eating his food!

Stop!

Stop it!

Stop! Stop eating.

I don't think he can hear you.

Hey, Mateo, what's... what's going on, bud?

You know, just

making the most out of a post-Jeff world.

Aww.

You can't eat the merchandise.

I'm gonna pay for it.

I'll make sure you do.

Okay, you know what

could help get your mind off the breakup?

Is if you threw yourself into the work.

Yeah.

That's easy for you to say.

Everything around here reminds me of him.

Oh, my God!

Did everyone become bald overnight or something?

Hey.

I know this is tough for you,

but just know that

Jeff wasn't attractive at all.

I don't know what was going on from the waist down,

but this...

was a mess.

You're welcome.

You thought Jeff was hot, right?

And for my final trick,

I will put this straw

into my brain... oh, oh.

Whoa!

- Cool! - Awesome!

It got stuck, yeah.

I knew I recognized you from somewhere.

Oh, yeah?

You performed in Vegas, didn't you?

Oh, yeah, but, uh, then I quit

to pursue my true passion,

marking down Martin Lawrence DVDs.

Well, just don't let my dad see you doing magic.

Ah.

He's not a fan of the dark arts.

Oh, no, yeah, that's the devil's work.

Mm.

I have to know what it was like

having Glenn as a dad.

It was great, you know. He's sweet, understanding.

He did try to start a family band three times.

Oh, I'm gonna have to see video of that immediately.

- Immediately? - Immediately, yeah.

Whoa-ho! The greatest magic trick of all.

Yeah, we went to a lot of tent revivals.

No way.

Before you started here,

our photo studio had tons of backdrops.

Like waterfalls, jungles,

the living room from "Seinfeld," you name it.

But who would pay to have their photo taken?

Mostly families.

Oh, and lonely women with dogs.

Oh! Oh-whoa... wait, sweetie.

No, wait, no. Thanks.

Bobbie Sue, you need to stay close.

Papa's got his hands full.

Oh, you know, I could watch her

while you finish setting up.

You think you can handle it?

Glenn, I'm a mom.

Okay then, that would be great.

Oh, just one tip.

Don't let her put marbles in her mouth.

Uh, don't let anything fall on her.

Okay.

And also, don't let her get wet.

And don't feed her after midnight.

Just kidding, that's from "Gremlins."

- If you played for my team... - Yeah?

Like, you would totally be into Jeff, right?

N... he wouldn't even be in the top five, to be honest.

Not...

Oh, check this out. Kids love me.

Hey there, kiddos.

Do you guys like Batman?

'Cause I think I saw him over in Housewares.

You know,

Batman.

From... from the movies.

"I'm Batman!"

Really?

All right, never mind, these kids are duds.

Move. Excuse me.

Do you always work so slow?

Yeah, I bet I could do that faster.

What? No way, okay?

I could totally...

Actually.

I bet there's no way you can do this entire display

by 2:00.

- Oh, yeah? - I'ma show you right now.

- We can. - Good.

You guys keep doing that,

and I'll keep on checking Jeff's Instagram.

Oh, wow.

Look who's training for a 5K now.

Thanks, Timur.

Another one.

Oh, Amy, Amy.

Amy.

What do you make of that?

Oh.

The woman drinking red wine out of her purse?

Yeah, I think she's an alcoholic.

No-no-no-no, past her. Kristen and Jonah.

Oh.

Wait, do you think they're flirting?

Um.

Yeah, I... maybe. Maybe.

Well, that's just...

a disaster!

Why? You... you love Jonah.

Yeah, I do,

but Kristen's had it tough.

You know, and now she's finally on a good path.

And I don't want anything to get in her way.

Well, I mean, isn't she in law school?

Uh, she's got a good head on her shoulders.

Yeah, until, you know, she falls for

"Mr. B-School Dropout" over there.

Next thing you know, she's ditching classes

so she can get all bortched up and lie on her back,

watching airplanes land.

Uh, well, look, Glenn, who knows.

Maybe Jonah's gonna say something like, "joie de vivre"

and she won't even want to go out with him.

Oh, come on.

You're talking about Jonah.

Who doesn't fall in with Jonah?

So gorgeous.

Okay.

Ah.

Look, Bobbie Sue, you're puking a rainbow.

It's funny, huh?

Okay, so like I was saying,

in "Step Up 5," they're all in,

but then in "Step Up 6,"

they're all out.

Damn.

You'd think at least one of them would be in.

No.

Hey, Bobbie Sue...

Bobbie Sue?

Bobbie Sue?

Bobbie Sue!

Bobbie Sue?

- Bobbie Sue. - Bobbie Sue!

Bobbie Sue.

I don't see her anywhere.

She's got to be somewhere.