The first 200 lines.
Ring Master
Oh My God
Go man
Don't hit me sir Greet you
- Where is she? - I will call her sir
Diana, come
Ya, good girl
Will she get me more hits?
Sorrow sir
Sorry sir
I would have got another thrash
Why do you get me in to troubles?
Couldn't you find a better place to sit
Are you saying no
Occupy your seat quickly, sir
She knows the adage
'If people don't stick to their places they can occupy that place'
Sir
Press people wait outside to see them
Take them there
Diana
Did you mean we can face them?
Diana, don't be scared
It is not a lightning It is the camera flash
'Diana in Police custody'
I had to take some troubles get this exclusive interview
Today entire Kerala talks about you and your Diana
In fact you are in trouble because of an animal
At this hour of crisis we offer you many assistance
Thank you Thanks a lot
Prince, I want to know your real story
It is not my story
I have to narrate her story and about Lisa and Toby
Who are they?
To answer you they are dogs
Dogs that are costlier than human beings
Adog's birth death and life never bothers humans
But Diana's family story changed the course of my life
Not only mine But for many others too
Greet you
This is Dogs and Breeds video blog
Welcoming you all to episode no 567
lam your dear Dr Muthu
In today's episode you will learn about Golden Retriever
They belong to Britten
These intelligent dogs are hard working
These dogs require good exercises
How is it?
What is this? Are you scaring people?
But you wanted a close up shot
You go there I will shoot
Rest can be in next episode
You may upload
- I need a shot of him - You mean Jimmy's?
Will this appear in YouTube?
Why not?
Within a week Jimmy would become famous
Cholesterol is on higher side
So make him walk twice a day
What to do? He is very lazy
That is not acceptable
Lazy that reminds me about
You dog
Which dog did you call?
I will...
They are all my patients My relatives
If I call them dogs will you object?
I called you only
What is it dog?
I asked you to go to Elizabeth madam's house...
...to fetch the dog Why didn't you go?
Where do I get respite?
Can't you see?
To avoid dog bites while collecting turd I use a dog get up and move amidst them
Have you seen this?
Mask to save me from malodor
- This male dog - Which one?
This tall dog while I crouched to work he tried to pounce on me from back
What is all this?
When I joined you said you would not give such dirty jobs
But now you ask me to fetch a dog
My dog would go
Take your dog's
This is a noble job How could you scoff?
You...Prince, wait
Don't talk like that especially you
After all your dad was a famous ring master
Didn't we both grow up amidst animals?
At times think about the past It is always good
I would
My dad was a ring master in circus
Very good Continue
Your dad was a joker in the same circus
Sir, laugh sir
Was your dad a joker?
Goofed So what?
Then how are you so tall?
My mom was very tall
Yes, when there was a spat I have seen your dad...
...on a ladder to slap your mom's cheek
Come here woman
Did you say my comedy is inappropriate?
Is it appropriate now?
Oh my god it is appropriate
- I also remember - What is it?
- His dad - You need not remember
If you persist I would kill you
Prince, I would fall at your feet
Don't expose further
I will get you beer in the evening
Please go to that madam's house
I would not deceive you like last time
I will surely get you
Okay, including this I would go there one more time
Joker's son
ls anybody home?
Sir, madam
Pet care service
How long I am waiting?
I don't know madam I just came
How long was it madam?
You must keep up appointed timings
- Understand? - Sorry madam
Darling
- Yes mad am - What?
Hey, not you stupid
Sorry misunderstood madam
Lisa, come
My darling
Sweety Oh come...come
Should I take this dog?
What? Did you call her 'dog'?
Is this not a dog?
How dare you? Her name is Lisa
Call her Lisa Understand?
Don't call her 'dog'
It was a mistake madam Sorry, I wouldn't repeat it
D09
What else should I call a dog?
Humans rule this place
Only below humans a dog can find a place here
Because some ladies coddle you
If you annoy male members you would be clobbered
Oh my god
Had I not held you the male member would have fallen out
Does this make such a huge barking sound?
Not merely barking
It has many other qualities we don't poses
What is that?
Tell me at least one
It wags tail seeing us But will never ditch us
Do we have that quality?
Atwo legged turncoat supporting a four legged animal
See how he swallows the cud
Peter, you get beer as a freebie
And you laugh when he laughs
Yucky
Didn't your director start the shoots?
Go to work and bring our share
This time I am not going
lfl continue like this...
...lifelong I will have to be an Assistant director
I am getting ready to direct a movie
A producer has agreed
- Who is that crazy guy? - Afool
I told him a dozen stories He did not like any of them
Then he is a smart guy
I have a new story to impress him
Prince, the backdrop is a circus
Our young hero is the son of a joker in the circus
He leads a distressed life in society
One day he slaps on the face of a dirty fellow
Did you get a good climax to your story?
How is it?
My god! I didn't mean anything
You need not mean anything
It's only a story man
You Sit there
You continue
No I would not narrate story to such fools
You be wary of him
He has a big plan to wreck you
You
Oh my God!
Stay there man
Damn with his story
I would kill all guys who make stories with circus ambience
Muthu
What is the matter?
- Nothing - Tell me man
It is nothing else
This morning did you not go to Elizabeth madam's house?
Madam lives there alone with her dogs
So what?
She wants to go to UK urgently
Let her go
Until she returns from UK she needs a guy to stay in her house
Living in such a large house is a big fortune
I want you to be that fortunate guy That's why I drove away that beggar
Is it enough if I stay there?
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