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Okay! Really late new year’s resolution:
no more making videos in the middle of the night.
It’s not that Jane had a problem with that last video or anything,
but oh my God, can't something around here not be an angst fest?
I’m sure you are all nearly as sick of hearing about it as we are of living it.
My name is Lizzie Bennet, and what we really need around here is a…
Bing?
Hey Lizzie! Sorry, your dad let me in.
What are you doing here?
After the last time we talked, I found your videos on the internet.
Course you did.
I didn’t watch them all, there’s kind of a lot.
I have some suggestions for ones you can skip.
I saw the one that you posted on Monday.
Is Jane in?
Can I ask you a question?
Sure.
Why did you let yourself get talked into dumping my sister?
I don't think… it’s not really important.
Because when Darcy explained to me why he did what he did
did you see that one? –
he said something about Jane’s indiscretion at your birthday party…
Everything else he said, I can understand how someone
could see it that way. But what was that about?
What happened that night?
- I don’t know. - You don’t know?
Darcy said “Your girlfriend was indiscreet” and you're just like
“Enough said, I wouldn't want to know any nuance or detail or anything”?
What the hell?
I don’t know what happened that night because I haven’t asked her.
Right. Of course.
Wait here. I’ll see if she wants to come down.
I'm sorry, Jane’s busy right now, doing something super important.
But she says thank you.
And if you're going to be in town for a while, maybe she’ll give you a call.
Right. I probably should have called ahead.
I feel like somebody suggested that.
Okay. Thanks anyway.
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