Real Girl (3D彼女 リアルガール)

Tsutsun.

Go out with me.

3 days ago.

Nothing is impossible for a magical girl!

Ezomichi!

Ezomichi...what are we going to do?

We need to stop being so hesitant!

Biririn!

Verdy...

Everything is destined to be guided by the Ouroboros.

The drawing is good, there's no problem with the directing, and it's movie level quality.

But is there too much flying?

Because it is an original work I can feel the battle that the company is going through.

I feel like the quality is going to go down in the second half.

All it's going to take is 5 dialogues for me to confirm that.

I hope that Director Takano isn't reckless with this one. (Hey!)

Hey!

Hey!

We have a good harvest this season.

For crying out loud!

Hey, you weeb!

What's wrong Ezomichi?

What? You're having an affair with another anime!

Listen up. In this third season..

You only have 15 rotations per episode.

Okay!

As a person who loves 2D..

It is very important for me to support new anime evenly. (Okay, okay, okay!)

Hold on! Hold on!

You don't know anything about a magical girl's heart!

Even though I save the world every day...(Ezomichi, Ezomichi)

Japan is known as "Cool Japan"..

There's not a very strong desire on improving the environment for animators.

The only thing we can do is to buy their stuff and maybe that will help improve their environment just a little bit!

You're just a weeb!

Are you trying to carry the Anime industry on your back?

That's not it!

No, no, no, no...

No, no, no! That's not it!

I get it!

No, that's really not it! I'm not a savior!

He's talking to himself on a whole other level...

So cool!

Ah, it's no good!

Hey!

Are you okay!?

I'm okay!

I'm glad that it didn't break!

It burns!!

I'm so unlucky...

We apologize for the inconvenience.

Are you going to be late?

I still have time...

I'm so unlucky!

You're unlucky!

Don't accidents happen to you all the time? Like hot water spilling on you?

But I feel like it's on another level today...

Hey...please help me...

Please save me!

Hey, that's imprudent!

You're pretty unlucky meow!

Stray cats....an old lady....

Stray cats! An old lady!

Stop it!

You don't care about real life!

I'll be there soon!

You're going to be late!

Late! You're going to be late!

Shut up!

Excuse me!

I made it in time...

What happened Tsutsui? You're breathing pretty heavily...

Nothing special...it's just a normal day...

Did you get involved with real life? You mustn't do that.

Let's live quietly in the 2D world.

We need to live under the guidance of the Ouroboros.

I found them! I found them! I found them!

It's those two! Those two!

That zone is amazing!

Let's go! Let's go!

Look at his ears though!

This dude has 4 ears bro!

What's going?

Which one is the real one?

Stop it! Stop it! (Yameroutte)

Chiba Lotte! *It rhymes with Yameroutte, it's a baseball team*

What do you think? Of the joke?

What do you think?

It was no good?

It looks like it was no good!

It was no good...

Shit!

Umm...what was your name again?

Tsu...tsui...

Tsutsu?

Tsutsui!

Tsutsui-kun!

You know what?

I got called to the office.

Could you go instead of me?

And who are you?

Takanashi Mitsuya.

Are you busy or something?

No...

Thanks!

Thank you so much!

Mitsuya!

Later!

You accepted it Tsutsui.

I'm deeply sorry!

I didn't call you over here though!

No, you did.

Please just leave it at that.

Well, whatever.

Hey! Hey! Over here! Over here!

Igarashi Iroha. Clean the pool with this guy!

Okay!

What?

I've heard a lot of rumors about her!

Like she's a delinquent, a bitch, the bad guy, and the bad girl!

She only has a good face! She's the spawn of Satan!

Well...those were just bad rumors though...

No!

She was called over to do the pool cleaning just like that other guy was!

She's definitely not going to come!

No, this actually makes it way more convenient!

I'm doing the best I can do with this 3D world!

I'm just breathing in the same air in the same space!

See! She's not here!

I'm right here though.

What is it? Did you think I wouldn't come?

Let me borrow the brush!

Y..Yo..

What?

I'll...do it.

You...can leave.

What? Just give it to me already!

We fell down!

We can't go into the school building until we dry off!

I've never skipped class until now!

Why are you taking of your clothes!?

I still have on my shirt!

Anyways, just don't do it!

You don't have any resistance to this?

Taisei?

Like...do you have a girlfriend?

It looks like you can't speak to girls either!

I can!

When? With who?

Right now...with you...

You're pretty funny! What's your name?

Tsutsui.

Tsu..tsutsui.

Tsutsui?

It's kinda hard to say that so I'll call you Tsutsun okay?

It's impossible!

Hey Tsutsun.

It's better if you fall in love.

This girl...I'm the weakest guy here...

In that case why don't you go out with me?

Don't screw with me!

Don't just smile and try to sneak into a person's heart!

All you're going to do is trample all over me!

Then I'll slowly start to get feelings for you!

Then I won't be able to think straight!

You're just saying that on a whim!

Did you think I was going to say "Yahoo!" and jump for joy!?

Don't think that you can do everything with that face of yours!

That's true.

I just meant it as a joke...

Sorry!

Was I in the wrong?

Was it my fault!?

It's your fault!

Right now you are in the wrong.

It's insane to challenge an enemy without an auto ID.

Sorry!

That's not like you! Did something happen?

Hey Ito...

Actually...

I kinda just went off on that girl and said some stuff...

W-What did you say?

I said "Don't screw with me!"

You aren't looking!

I didn't see you!

This is really bad Tsutsui!

And furthermore I was yelling at her...

You need to apologize! Right now!

But I had my reasons! A girl like that was talking to a glasses weeb like me...

Apologize!

Tsutsui!

This isn't a matter of ethics...this is a matter of life and death!

Do not take 3D girls lightly! Use all the information you have on them!

But I have to meet up with her again in order to apologize!

No! This barrier is too high for me to go over!

Tsutsui!

Your barren arguments mean nothing! Apologize!

Biririn! Birirbu!

I need to live under the guidance of the Ouroboros!

Shouldn't you just stop?