Fast Getaway

how you doing?

Fine.

I'm here to change a 20.

I like a man with money.

Yeah?

Next, please.

Freeze, everybody!

This here is a bank robbery.

See what happens when you try to get cute?

Stick around, kid. Watch the fun.

All right, ladies and gentlemen,

this is a real bank robbery. Trust me.

Now, everybody but the tellers, down on the floor.

All fine.

Here, son, you're gonna help me collect.

Open that bag wide.

You can start by putting your own money in there.

My 20? Absolutely, set a good example.

Are you gonna contribute to our little venture? Huh?

It's a worthy cause.

Uh-uh-uh-uh! Where's big bills?

I haven't any larger bills.

Oh, no large bills.

Now, do you believe her?

Please, lady.

Come on. Come on.

Atta girl. Atta girl.

What's your name, boy?

Ron, sir.

Ronsir, you hear that?

You wouldn't want ronsir here to die a virgin now, would you?

Faster. Faster, honey. Quicker, quicker, quicker!

That's it, girl, move fast.

Thank you very much.

Bunsy, oh, what a beautiful name.

You ever get tired of the same old dull routine, bunsy?

'Cause I'm gonna need some help spending this here money.

Keep your mind on the business.

All right. Now, I want everybody to sing

on top of old smokey, okay?

It's one of my favorites.

Now, sing it loud and sing it clear.

And don't anybody stop until you're all the way through.

And don't think about getting up till you're done. Go ahead.

no, on key, for Christ's sake.

let me hear that familiar refrain.

What took you so long, huh?

Come on! Come on! Why did you ask them to sing again?

I'm driving. Push over.

Come on, Sam. Let's go!

Go. Go.

The cops!

Can you make the cops sing, too?

Where are you going?

Yeah!

They're closing in on us.

Look out, they're sandwiching us!

Yeah, so much for them. Let's go.

Come on! Come on! Go!

You're not losing them. What kind of driver are you?

Every cop in the county's after us.

Come on! Move it. Move it!

You want me to take over? Come on.

Come on. Come on. Go!

Don't you have a plan?

Ha-ha! This is great.

Nice move, pop. Real nice move.

I gotta find another line of work.

Ohh...

Hey, Lilly, what's this crap about me dying a virgin?

Well, you are. Yeah, but it's embarrassing.

Hey, hey, hey, knock it off.

I was only playing with him, for Christ's sake.

You slammed the hell out of him. You call that playing?

I mean, Lilly, you gotta knock off this ninja stuff

before you end up killing somebody.

Well, hey, I gotta practice.

We're in it for the money, honey, not so you show off your damn black belt.

Ah-ha. Here they are, pops.

Plan a?

Definitely plan a.

Look, dad, 385 east intersects one mile up the road,

and just beyond that are the dirt roads we need, okay?

I got you. Buckle up, team.

Oh, pop, uh, they're gaining.

Oh, yeah? I hadn't noticed.

What are you laughing about? They're right on our tail.

Okay, dad, here it is, here. Right past this junction.

It's that road we want.

Beautiful. Just beautiful.

A thing of beauty.

This is how fast you're gonna go, huh?

Excuse me for interrupting, Tony, pop,

but they're like gaining and they're after us again.

We're trapped!

Hey, dad. Dad, dad, dad. Now hit the junkyard.

Got it.

You see, me and Nelson, we scouted this place.

Tony, learn the value of preparation, my man.

The value of preparation.

Dad, the manure. Go to the manure, pop.

All right, hang on.

Hang on.

Yeah!

Dad, remember, stay to the right. Stay to the right.

You gonna hit the shit?

No, he is, butthead.

Yes. Yes!

Okay. Good.

Dad, we're surrounded.

Oh, my god.

All right, pop. Plan b.

Now, stay to the right of the ladder, okay?

Look out!

All right, pop. Plan c.

Pass the dogs, through the fence.

Piece of cake.

All right, dad. Dad, stay left.

Stay left to the ramp, pop.

Oh no, not again!

Yes. Yes!

Airborne.

Yeah!

Touchdown!

Look at that, pop.

I need a picture of this.

That's brilliant. Just brilliant.

Ha-ha. Suckers!

Suckers!

Suckers!

Hey, I could have done the same if I had the chance.

Butthead.

Butthead.

Yeah. I just don't get the chance.

I sure hate to ditch this baby. It did all right by us.

Yeah.

Oh, go get your baby shoe.

That's embarrassing, okay?

Brings us good luck. Go get it.

Hi.

Hey.

Wow.

You wanna give us a minute here?

Can you swear you're gonna make it?

No, you know how I get after a job.

I know. You know I'm good for it, right?

I just got a couple of things I gotta do.

Okay?

Later, right?

Yeah. A little later.

You know, and how could anybody get it on

with the goddamned kid around all the time?

I know he's your kid, Sam, but enough's enough.

He's really starting to get on my nerves.

Well, you better get used to it, because he's part of the package.

Well, maybe it's time we exchanged that package.

What's that supposed to mean?

It means, I thought maybe just you and me alone.

He's my son.

You know, I think you're goin' soft

in all the wrong places.

Hey!

Hey, pop.

So, what's next?

Webster.

Webster? Webster. Yeah.

You know, the bank I've been telling you about.

It's in Webster.

Nah. No, that's one bank we don't need to see.

I don't wanna see it, dad, I wanna Rob it.

Forget Webster.

Nelson, look...

Lilly, all she's been saying...

Ignore her.

See, she's got certain physical attributes...

Hooters, Hooters, call 'em Hooters.

Yeah...

You got it.

But she got nothing upstairs.

So you're calling Lilly a moron?

Not to her face, I'm not.

Not me. Uh-uh.

So, how much we rake in?

Uh, let's see...

Just over $12,000.