Unhandy Handyman (不便な便利屋)

Mother, I'm still in the town in Hokkaido.

I get caught in troubles one after another,

and get swallowed up almost every night.

I lost my eyebrow too!

Do you sigh too?

If you sigh too much, you lose happiness.

I have no happiness to lose right now.

Don't laugh. I'm serious.

"Come on! Instead of sighing all day, why don't you hold up your fists and shout for attracting happiness?"

Can you say something like that instead?

You'll be fine since you know how to get out of depression.

Instead being comforted by myself, I want you to do that.

Is Ma-chan home?

What? Don't you want to encourage me?

Do you just ignore me?

I shouldn't be like this.

All right!

It's the story about a young screenwriter who is the sport of irresponsible people nowhere in Hokkaido.

It's fiction

Snow went inside my jacket...

Inconvenient handymen

We do anything! We're handymen

Although Katsura-san came to work finally, all he does is to sigh.

Episode 5

He can't concentrate on work at all.

He ought to know better at his age...

Yeah, I haven't seen him at a bar for a while.

He isn't as if he were a high school girl...

That's why it's troublesome.

He's never had a romantic gossip until now.

So, we all thought that he just didn't have a chance to meet ladies.

But, he fell in love with a girl who is as young as his own daughter.

Who is she?

That girl who sells a match box.

That girl who sells a match box?

She comes to a bar every night.

Excuse me, does anybody want a match box?

Is he nuts?

That girl...

She is a mysterious girl. Why does she sell a match box?

How did you know that?

He confessed me. He said that he crushed on her.

Do me a favor? Can you give me a hand?

Why do we have to do that?

Because you're handymen, right? Please!

I'm very busy for revitalizing this town with Yeti right now.

It's impossible from any angle.

What?

Poor Katsurazawa-san. He must think about her seriously.

He doesn't think hard.

Didn't you just say that all he did was to sigh?

I'm the one who sigh all the time.

I'm the one who can't concentrate on work at all!

What's going on? Why are you here?

What happened to him?

Why does he speak English?

Hey dude.

Dude?

I wasn't able to beat you since I didn't have youth and hair until now.

But things changed now.

I won't lose to anyone! You're my rival!

What's going on?

What's wrong with him?

He seemed to research how to become popular among ladies.

He said that he read a lot of books,

or used paid vacation to go to Sapporo to take a lesson.

A lesson?

A lesson for being popular.

Damn, you! It's hot!

Don't touch cups!

A lesson for being popular. Such a thing exists.

Why does he want to take that lesson?

Because he wants that girl to be interested in him.

Katsurazawa-san, this document...

All right. Excuse me.

I'm afraid that he can't hide his age.

He seems to be very serious about her.

Yes, he is. It's painful to see him like that.

That's why I sigh a lot these days.

So, I want you to reveal that little match-seller's background,

explain to her what's going on,

and let her tell him that she isn't interested in him.

Sorry!

Don't make the same mistake!

Don't mess around!

It's really hot!

I'm sorry.

I want her to tell Katsura-san that she isn't interested in him at all.

Don't touch cups!

I don't.

I feel sympathy for him that he fell in love with a girl after getting older.

Batsu-san, you're the same, right?

I'm not. I've already divorced 3 times.

I was so-so popular.

You failed 3 times...

Well, that's not something I should say in front of my son.

I told you so many times.

My real father died when I was a little.

You're not my father.

That laugh...It sounds like that you know the truth.

But you're not my father.

Well, whatsoever.

Without capturing that girl, we can't move forward.

What should we do?

We should wait until dark.

I'm talking about the situation right now.

Can you push a car?

Ready?

Doesn't she show up yet?

She always comes here late.

Would you like something to drink?

Another Oolong tea.

I feel bored without drinking.

Don't drink tonight.

I know.

You?re too noisy. Shut up!

What did you say, Batsu-san?

What's wrong?

How come you're having a riotous time by yourself?

It always happens, right?

We always have party nights.

And you're at the center of a party.

I haven't had a single drink tonight.

I said shut up!

Batsu-san, don't pick fights with him.

Because he can enjoy drinking and have a fun time.

That's a bar for, right?

Let's drink, everybody!

Because of you, we can't drink!

Hey, boy! Or Dude!

I'll show you the charm of adult man

Did you see?

Somehow, he thinks that Jun-kun is his rival.

He thinks that that girl comes here to see Jun-kun.

Because he doesn't want to be beaten by Jun-kun, he acts like that.

Hey, your wig is out of position.

Excuse me, does anybody want a match box?

A little light that kills the darkness.

Even though it's a little light, it can warm you up.

Do you want to light up?

I'll buy it.

Give it to me.

This isn't for sale.

I'll take all.

These match boxes are...

Everything in that basket,

I'll buy all.

These are not for sale.

I knew that.

Ah...your head...

Your hat is out of position.

Hat? I don't wear a hat.

What I wear is a sheep mask.

Don't!

Nobody can stop me.

Don't light up!

Lady, you've already ignited my heart.

Excuse me.

What's going on?

Let's capture her quickly and enjoy drinking.

She disappeared.

Where did she go?

She may be Snow Woman.

What? Snow Woman?

Do you mean a ghost that appears in the snowstorm?

Do you expect me to say so?

If I was curious about Snow Woman, you'd be excited to talk more.

So I won't comment anything.

She is Snow Woman.

Are you moron?

She lighted a match, didn't she?

Snow Woman and fire don't go with.

Snow Woman...

You don't listen to me at all.

That's fine since I'm used to your attitude.

You're right. She is Snow Woman!

She disappeared suddenly in front of us.

Don't connect everything with Snow Woman.

Don't exaggerate.

She didn't disappear suddenly.

She did, didn't she?

She did.

We lost her when she turned the corner, right?

But she disappeared suddenly.

She did.

She vanished suddenly from the huge open space.

Yes, she did.

Can we vanish suddenly like that?

No, we can't...

No, right?

No.

She vanished.

She must be Snow Woman. And it's the perfect situation.

Sakurada-san, don't be deceived.

They're trying to play you a trick so that you don't blame them to let her get away.

I like Snow Woman's story. I'll use it.

Remember? We're talking about Katsurazawa-san's love story, right?

That's for him.

What?

You're a screenwriter, aren't you?