Grandfathered

Hey, everyone. Edie, hop to it.

Oh, everybody, i'm trying this new thing where i leave my car

Running so i don't get caught up in all your mishegas, so...

Edie, you'll spend the day

With jimmy so we can build your new bedroom set!

All right, come on, pork chop, let's go.

Oh. Uh, can we talk about where you're taking edie?

Gerald, i just told you about the running car thing.

I was hoping you could maybe take her

To the pasadena museum of science & technology?

that sounds so boring.

He's obsessed with having her around smart stuff all the time.

It's like, come on. Let her just be a kid.

Sometimes a baby just wants to watch bachelor in paradise.

Oh, what about that josh, huh? He's trouble.

I don't watch the show. I... I just am guessing.

All right, edie,

I'll take you to the museum.

I'll teach you some really important things

Like how to get through a boring museum in a half hour.

You start at the gift shop, then go straight to the exit.

come on.

Here, i'm gonna put these on your hand.

There you go.

Now i'll hold on to you so you don't float away.

And then i'll hold on to this trash can just in case. See?

Yeah. All right, should we try it? Ready?

Should i let go? Yeah.

Yeah?

Should i let go of this?

Yeah.

There we go. You didn't float away.

Now you tell your dad you learned something about science.

It's called gravity. I'm sorry.

I don't want to bother you, but my name is leslie,

And i'm a modeling scout from apex models.

Oh. Thank you.

I'm very flattered. Hair or skin?

i was actually interested in this little lady.

Oh. Uh, this is my granddaughter edie.

Say hi, edie. Hi, edie.

Oh, you don't say "edie." you say... What's your name?

Leslie. Leslie. Say, "hi, leslie."

Hi, leslie. Hi, leslie.

Hi, sweetheart. Has she modeled before?

No, but she has expressed interest.

She's very comfortable with her body.

She's naked most of the day.

Well, here you go.

This thursday, we are having an audition

For a new toddler food campaign, and you should bring her by.

Bye, sweetie.

You hear that, edie?

You're gonna be a model.

Your life is gonna be so much better now.

Hey, everybody. I've got exciting news.

We don't have to pay for parking at work?

Stop trying to guess. No.

Edie here is gonna be a model!

Edie!

That is awesome.

Congrats.

Um, you're welcome. Whatever.

Come here, boss. I actually got some great news for you, too.

You know jess,

Our new prep cook? She's got a little crush.

Well, tell her i'm flattered,

But i date nothing but sous chefs and above.

No, no, she likes annelise. Oh.

Yeah. Now i want to date her.

I wonder what that says about me.

You know, this is really gonna

Spice things up around here,

'cause this place has been boring.

Most interesting thing that happened here

Was when that bread shipment was late.

Yeah, what was that? It was, like, a half hour late.

We do okay here. Victor, what about that, uh,

Oven technician you were dating?

Ah. Agnieska was only dating me for a green card.

Then she found out i don't have a green card.

I don't want to hear that.

Annelise? Annelise? Hey!

Hey, so any, uh, ladies in your life lately?

This conversation is not happening.

I told you i don't mix work and pleasure.

Why not? I tell you everything.

Every time i sleep with a new girl,

You're the first person i text. I wish i wasn't.

Annelise, this girl

Is perfect for you.

Because she likes me and she's gay?

I can tell the answer for that is supposed to be no.

Gonna take five.

Wow. She's actually pretty good-looking.

You were trying to set us up before you knew that?

All right, come on. This is not a dating service.

Get back to work, everyone.

If you do hook up with her, text me. Oh.

Again! No, no, no, no, no, no.

You're a model now. No crème brûlee for you.

Cj, chop her up some celery, huh?

Yeah. Ah.

Ugh. Whoa. Now i know why they call them museum legs.

How was it? Oh, it was great.

It was so...

Interactive.

Did she play with the reactor?

Oh, she loved it, yeah, yeah.

She got inside, and she spun around,

And she felt the... Static, and...

i didn't go. I wanted to go.

I did, but something amazing happened.

Something that's gonna change all of our lives forever.

You bought us a new house? No. Oh, god, is that a thing

You're waiting for me to do?

No. A modeling scout discovered edie

And wants her to audition for a big ad campaign.

Well, it's too bad

Modeling is just such a wasteland of a career path.

Otherwise, it could be fun. It's a nice compliment though.

Vanessa, can edie model? Sorry. What did i just say? Am i a ghost?

I'm with gerald. No way.

Sara, can edie model?

I agree with them.

I don't think it's a good idea. Aah!

When i was little, my mom would enter me

In the princess blueberry pageant every year.

I still get chills thinking about it.

I once saw a mom bite another mom in the face.

I can't believe you want

Your granddaughter to be a model.

Am i missing something here?

When did modeling become a negative?

Huh? Edie is pretty,

And they want to give her money for it.

Why would you stand in the way of that?

Did anyone try to stop neil armstrong

From going into space?

Did they try to stop martin luther king jr. From bringing

Racial equality to this great country that i call america?

Yes. A lot of people tried to stop him.

You should really see selma.

Aah.

Jimmy? Jimmy, wait!

Make just like we're fighting in case gerald's watching.

I'm on your side.

Let's do this. So what you're saying is,

You'd go behind gerald... You would go behind gerald's back,

And-and we'll take her to the audition? I'm down if you're down.

I'm so down, i'm underground. Great!

Ow! I had to sell it.

He's not even watching.

let's do it.

Hey, we're doing the right thing here, aren't we?

Of course. Who has better judgment than us?

That's a really smart point. I have good ideas all the time,

And sara and gerald shoot 'em down. Mm-hmm.

Before you came along, this whole modeling thing

Would have been dead in the water.

Well, i say it a lot, but thank god i'm here.

ooh!

That's the scoochers diapers baby.

She's in everything. Her?

Yeah. She's nowhere near as cute as edie.

Oh, she's got, like, a steve buscemi thing going.

Maybe she's, like, a character model.

Puff it out, suck it in.

Puff it out, suck it in.

Then we smile.

You see that? You don't want to be like that, okay?

You got to act like you don't care.

What do kate moss, janice, uh, naomi have in common?

They've all been on a boat?

No. No. They-they have attitude.

They don't care.

I don't care. Yeah, like that.

Like, uh, who cares?

Edie kingsley?

One sec, les.

Edie, do you even want to do this thing?

Mm. Eh, we're here. We might as well. Okay.

Edie, do you want to be the face of fuzzy fruit?

Oh, she doesn't want to model.

She-she has to model. It's what she does.

All right, kid. Edie, be-be careful.

I like her. Okay.

Uh, we don't usually do this, but we have seen

A hundred kids today, and, well, we love edie.

She's our girl!

Here's all the info for tomorrow.

I'm so excited!

Oh, really?

'cause i'm just whatever about it.

Yeah. It's... It's a major modeling gig.

Thanks a mil. Peace.

Edie, you were awesome!

Oh, my god. What are we gonna tell gerald?

Nothing. He's never gonna see a print ad

In natural mother magazine.