Dum Maaro Dum (दम मारो दम)

Goa! Paradise on Earth.

But every Paradise.

has afew snakes.

The biggest snake around here..

Michael Barbossa.

My name is Lawrence.. Eduardo.. Gomes.

But everyone calls me Lorry!

At 17, my life ran in two straight lines.

from college to the football field,

and from there to Tani!

Looks like the goal keeper is goingto score tonight!

Shut up! One track mind.

Hello, you dived on me!

So excited! You wannamolest me orwhat?

Dream on, dude. l'm excited about this, idiot!

- Shit! You got into the university? -Yes!

Andwith afull scholarship!

No way. - Get up!

The postman must be headed to your place Get up!

Mama!

Lorry!

Open it!

Did l get in? -Open it!

l can't, mama you do it.

Oh Lord..

OhJesus.. -Yes!

You got in, Lorry!

Congratulations, my dear.

Aunty.. we're out oftoilet paper in room numberfour.

Use this!

Lorry..

Listento me..

Lorry?

why are you getting angry at me?

lt's not my fault.

So is it my fault?

l need the scholarship, while you get it!

That's not fair.

lt's really not fair!

lt hurts me the most that you didn't get the scholarship,

And you're being such ajerk?!

Go to hell, Lorry.

Tani, l'm sorry.. don't.. don't cry!

lt's not about university.

l care a damn about the scholarship!

lt's about us, Tani.

l mean..

You inthe US, and me here.

- lt's pretty much over, isn't it? -what nonsense, Lorry!

Four years will be over inthe blink of an eye!

Just like that. We won't even know it.

-And then l'll be back.. -Youwon't!

You'll stay back fortwo more years for yourMaster's

Andthen a job!

Andthen a green card.. then marriage..

To you! Just in case you've forgotten.

l'll miss you a lot.

-The Goa ChiefMinister has waved his magic wand!

-Assistant Commissioner of Police, Vishnu Kamath..

-is appointed to head the Goanarcotics bureau.

why do you look like 17 going on 70, sweetheart?

Tani's gone.. to the US

So come to Moscow!

Moscow?

There's a Russian party tomorrow. Sex on toast, dude!

DJs from Moscow will spin some great music..

and all the Moscow pussy cats will be running wild!

Live FTV, no censor!

Lorry, what's your experience with foreign tongues?

English, obviously..

and some Portuguese swearwords, thanksto Granny!

why are you asking?

Meet my friend, Rozanna.

Trust me, this isthe best foreign tongue you'll ever experience!

lsn't this music great?

Goalkeeper, time to score?

Man, l can't hear a word she says betweenthe music and the accent!

-You don't understand? -what are you doing?

You're a big boy now!

Sir, please buy something.

Sir..

Get lost! - Rozanna?

Rozanna is allergic to sunlight, sweetheart.

Ricky?

So you got admission, but no scholarship!

How do you know?

l know the color and size of your boxers too!

Here..

Tell me..

Once upon atime..

That's great! Laugh at my misery!

You call that misery?

Be aman!

Think of your predicament as a woman,

and just give it to her!

Easier saidthan done!

Your problem is nothing!

l'll get you 15,000 dollars intwo clicks!

15,000 dollars? -Just like that!

Forget it, Ricky. l don't want to get into your schemes.

Listen.

my schemes make millions!

And yourtask is practically peanuts!

Listen, it's very simple.

You need a career, and l need a carrier.

what? You're crazy, man!

That's illegal, l can't do it.

You know what the most illegal thing is?

Being amiddle class schmuck like you

Ricky.. the cops, the airport authorities,

carriers are all in your pocket.

why are you after me?

My love, you've got a US university admission letter.

They're laying downthe red carpet for you man!

Youwon't even be checked. You'll clearthe customs, nice and smooth.

Withthat letter you're as good as President Obama.

Everybody loves you!

So, you keep the letter.

And give you 15,000 dollars, just like that?

-why not? - Get lost you middle class loser!

Listen, Mrs D'souza expects

Mr. D'souzato be in her bed on theirwedding night, right?

But what ifMr. Pereira lands up there instead?

Kick in the ass man!

lt's your admission letter, so only you can go.

And l'll go to jail too, right?

The law loves you too!

You may be aman to Rozanna..

but you're under 18, aminor.

The police can't touch you

Hey..

l'm goingfor a walk..

Ricky..

Sorry man, l can't do this.

Get lost!

Go on, go home.

This playground isn't meant forkids like you

- Baby what happened? -Just cheer me up.

We're living everyday, we're dying everyday.

Lorry..

Let him stew abit.

Wait till his brain moves to between his legs, then we've got him.

You mean from here to there.

Hey loser.. why are you here?

This is the deep end. Go play inthe kiddies pool.

Ricky, l've been thinking.

So what's your decision? M.C or B.C?

Middle class or business class? Are you in or out?

You're connected in lndia.

Even ifl get throughthe customs here, what about the US?

They'll check my bags there, right?

when your bags go missing. what will they check?

Drugs flow everywhere, like the blood in your veins.

By the time you get back your bags..

the stash would have reached every corner ofNew York.

And you'll be in Tani's arms!

Not only do you get 15,000 dollars,

you'll get airline compensation as well.

You'll be swimming in dollars, you lucky bloody rascal.

Are you in..

or are you out?

Victor..

he is in

Great, that's good.

An X-ray machine too..

where's Ricky? l've beentrying to reach him.

Ricky's job is done

He's recruitments.

l'm sales

And you boy, you're exports

Hello.. it's Ricky.

Pedro is goingto deliver.

Ricky..

he peddles drugs in the church as well?

Yeah, l'm nearhim, will get the goods out from him

Michael Barbossa..

who is Michael Barbossa? Your boss? Meeting him here?

what did you hear? Tell me.

Nothing.. Ricky.

You slimy rat! Sneaking behind my back!

-l swear l.. - Tryingto act smart, eh?

l just asked, who Michael Barbossa was l'm sorry.

You bettererase that name from your memory.

l mean it!

l'll twist you so hard, you'll be less of aman

Got it?

Shit! You nearly gave me aheart attack.

where did you and Ricky disappear?

Missed me?

Are you going to the US as well?

No, Thailand.

ljust came here to say bye -my way.

what are you doing? Not here!

Come on, Lorry!

lt's just a parting gift.

l'm sorry.. l can't.

The past few days, the fun we had..

its not the real me.

lt was just a.. bad dream.

Now, l needto focus on my future University and Tani..