La Baise Américaine

Taxi!

So say! Make the queue like everyone else!

"The queue, I fuck her"

- She's so rude! - You know what that mean that? - It means that she does not care about my queue

To the "4 soeurs" please

Have you seen? Just landed in France and already believes in conquered territory

It's an American, you can see it right away

Do you think she would apologize ?!

Oh, slow down

Cowboy, huh?

She wants a cowboy she will have one...

Slow down, you gonna kill me

- Please slow down - "Slow down, slow down" you'll see I'm a man

It will worth your money, beauty

Okay, see what you've got ...

Where it goes like that? Hey, slowly, it is fragile my thing.

Hard already?

She wastes no time

Hey be careful: we're on the road there.

I show you what american girl can do

"branler" (means: handjob)

Oh for God.

Good "branler", "good"

"Dis, dis" (Means: Say, say)

"Dis", she's funny, but it is not easy.

Nice french

Yes, I understand, here we are in Paris. There are friends of yours in the "4 soeurs" street?

Yeah, my friends are very nice too.

My name is Jeannot.

thirty

You like that Jeannot?

If you take me through feelings is not bad but ...

with my job it's not very advisable

Ooh bitch ...

LA BAISE AMERICAINE

I love Paris it's a beautiful town

Here is the "route de l'Etoile"

I love Paris

Yes, you love my fly

I like sight-seeing

So do I! I like the " sinksing-in-paris !"

Nice

I know that's Sacre Coeur

Already? I didn't notice the time

If my wife saw me ...

Hey, won't you stop? You give me seasick!

Oh, I'll swing my yogurt in the throat. Hurry up...

You bastard! You can't watch where you're going?

Not really. It can happen to anyone

And he's a taxi driver!

What are you doing?

- Well, okay, watch out next time ... - What are you waiting for?

Can't you see you're in a prohibited direction? Be gently.

Never mind, there is no hurry.

Thank you

Okay well that's 200 Francs

- 200 Francs - Yes, the ride, it's 200 francs for me.

200 Francs.

yes

If my wife knew that ...

Thank you

The pleasure is mine

Good bye, young lady

John Prick please? He's not home?

He's not home. Just wait here. Come in

No, not down, up.

Upstair

- There you go - OK

My friends, this is Miss Turner from New York.

- We see her panties there. - Nice equipment

Don't worry, she'll rule.

Oh yeah

She sucks with american style. I feel her tonsils on my dick.

- I put you on all fours - "levrette", yeah (means: doggy)

You can't sing with your mouth full

Well it works for you! You changed your instrument.

Wait, I have a good contract for you. We'll get the money!

Here, sign here.

I sign

- Any dow payment ? - Yes, don't worry, there's your checks with

Wow, where is my check?

Here's the check

"Merci beaucoup!"

"???? ..."

"... Avenue Foch. See you. John."

Avenue Foch now at this hour, it won't be easy

Hurry up. "Moi" appointment. "Baiser".

- It is I who am fucked when you suck. - "Baiser", "foutre", fuck ...

Paris by night is nice. Oh! Moulin Rouge!

She never saw anything. Not a suprise, her nose is always in the zips

- Well, here is your Moulin. - French Cancan

- Oh, Opera of Paris - Of course. Not of Vaicons-les-Bruyeres

- "Baiser, Opera" ? - Perhaps, behind the scenes

If she stops there it will turn on all the chorus

- Oh, Conciergerie! - It's not possible, she learned by heart the guide?

- Oh, Notre-Dame! - Stop! No profanity!

- Eiffel Tower ! - No, this is the "Tour Eiffel"!

- Climb the Eiffel Tower ? - I'll climb you...

- Say, we go to avenue Foch? - Les Champs !

Champs on a Friday night it won't be easy.

Luckily, bikers are not there yet

What the Fuck Those guys are doing there?

Shit, the voyeurs of Fridays. I wouldn't have had to go through it.

- What ? - Voyeurs.

- Oh, voyeurs. Stop - Do not worry, they'll do it.

Clear, there is nothing to see!

Crazy guys, I told you there's nothing to see

I'm going to lose my health. But it's not often we can drive an American girl

Nice

What is she doing? Show your tits!

Show your pussy, so we can eat it!

Damn, this cunt!

Come on gentlemen, "branlez bien"

She knows the French vocabulary!

"Jouir, bien branler, bon branlette"

Not as good as between your thighs

- You're enjoying, right? Bastards! - Bastard yourself!

I'm cuming

"Ejaculater" come! I like "ejaculer"

My car! Hey, stop that guys.

"Bon grosse bite, Jeannot" (means: pretty big dick)

"Grosse bite" lying. Completed.

Straight to the Foch avenue, not far

Oh yes, Avenue Foch, if you clean your window maybe you can find it

Oh yes more, keep going, more

It turns to delirium. What a talkative chick.

Great, fantastic!

"Fantastic" but I still see nothing.

It's extra

She thinks only about sex. Shit, the cops.

- Line up. - Why?

Your papers!

So, can I see those papers?

- Here ! - Here.

You often drive with a fog on your windshield?

Well ... That is to say ...

You can not clean it?

- My nozzle no longer works. - Let me look

Here comes the "gicleur" (means: nozzle)

"It does not work anymore", eh?

It will cost you 500 Francs. Payable immediately.

And feel happy that I don't take you to the police station for contempt agent.

And clean! It makes a bad impression for tourists.

Come on, I do not want to delay your lovely customer.

Thank you "Mr. Agent"

Junk! Bastard! Fuck you!

Quick Mr! "Partouze" Avenue Foch (means: bang)

- Get out asshole! - Jeannot? - What is it again?

"partouze", "vite", Avenue Foch

"Bang", "Fuck", what a vocabulary. But she doesn't understand other words